The famous Jonah Falcon has a lot going for him these days, for one he has a 13.5-inch schlong, as well as a newly released song about his one eyed monster. The track titled “It’s Too Big” had its debut on itunes and cdbaby.com April 16th. Falcon and co- singer Adam Barta are spitting lyrics about Falcon’s record setting hog:
“I heard it from all the guys and every single freakin’ girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,” Falcon sings before the chorus, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.”
Those lyrics are deep, Falcon is a total songbird!
Unfortunately Falcon hasn’t commented on his new track, his publicist Gina Rodriquez (a former porn star) even stated, “There will be no interview.” I agree, let the giant cock speak for itself, I mean the SONG!
“Those lyrics are deep”
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I almost spit my drink all over my computer, deep is right, like OHMYGOD deep. I just listened to the sample… I’m not sure if this will be on my iPod anytime soon, its a little to Cher sounding for me LOL!!!
I don’t thing 13.5 is “too damn big”? Maybe he would let me find out for myself. 😉
Wow! LOL! My kinda song. I’d take his cock for a test drive. 😉
Aw, c’mon Niteflirt, it’s not intended to be deep. Just fluffy pop with no hidden meaning. But it sounds like you enjoyed it anyway :p
Jonah! We LOVED it! Keep ’em coming! 🙂