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Don’t Masturbate With X-Mas Ornaments, Doctor Says

A doctor in the UK is warning against a very stupid, XXX-mas trend: masturbating with ornaments. “It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist, told NeedToKnow.Online. She was listing the dildo’s and don’ts of the scandalous Yuletide tradition, which sees people hospitalized after getting frisky with everything from glass baubles to candy canes.

“Christmas ornaments can have sharp aspects or pieces that can break during masturbation, which can cause soreness, the risk of trauma and are just generally unsuitable for your vagina,” warned Welsh. In other words, leave your elf on the shelf come Christmastime. Even Christmas confections pose a threat “due to the hygiene issues, concern about pieces breaking off, or the sugar content of items such as candy canes,” the gyno warned holiday pleasure hunters. 

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Check out more about a doctor’s warning about masturbating with X-mas ornaments: https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/dont-masturbate-with-christmas-ornaments-doctor-warns/

4 Sex Positions Inspired By The Holidays

sexyxmaswomanWe have the perfect thing for you to de-stress during the holidays: sex! Sex is the best way to take a break from the partying, fighting with family, and overeating. Here are 4 sex positions that you can use to have some great holiday sex!

  1. Toy Soldiers (aka Spooning)
    This one gets you all lined up in a row, like toy soldiers—very horny toy soldiers! Here, you lay in the spooning position, back to front, and let whoever’s in back lead by playing with your nipples and clit. This one’s perfect for when you’ve had too much to eat and drink!
  2. Ties Up In a Bow 
    This tricky position uses the pretty bow as its inspiration. Lay on your back and cross your legs over your partner’s chest, either at the knee or ankles, while they fuck you. The deep penetration this position offers is the best gift of all!
  3. The Spinning Dreidel (aka Bouncing Reverse Cowgirl)
    Bustle explains it this way: “It’s like reverse cowgirl except your feet are flat (or close to flat on the bed), so there can be more bouncing involved. You can face forward, back, side — or spin! OK, maybe don’t spin.”
  4. Christmas Wreath (aka Lotus)
    Take a break from the holiday chaos with this intense yet calm position: your partner sits cross-legged and you lower yourself onto them, wrapping your legs and arms around them into a tight wreath. Happy holidays!

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Check out more holiday-themed sex positions here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197223-5-sex-positions-inspired-by-the-holidays

When Santa Porn Is Trending On Pornhub

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According to Pornhub, ’tis the season to masturbate over Santa porn! It seems people really enjoy getting into the holiday spirit not only with presents, food and booze, but also with porn. According to Pornhub’s released Christmas statistics for 2015, during the holidays there’s a huge increase in searches for festive related porn.

“The most popular Christmas related searches are ‘Santa,’ ‘Christmas present,’ and ‘xmas,’ with ‘Santa Claus’ and ‘Christmas orgy’ rounding out the top five,” reports BuzzFeed. The biggest increases are “Christmas party” (921%), “black Santa” (809%), and “Santa’s little helper” (808%). Men, who are 34% more likely to search for Christmas related porn, get their holiday rocks off with such naughty searches as “Mrs. Claus,” “elf,” “Christmas gangbang,” and “naughty Santa’s helper.” Interestingly, women are 220% more likely to search for “old Santa Claus” compared to men, while men are 313% more likely to search for “Christmas POV.” Santa’s gonna get a lot more than just milk and cookies when he comes down a lot of horny people’s chimneys!

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Check out more about Christmas related porn searches on Pornhub: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/white-christmas