Doctors Invent Tool To Remove 23-Inch Sex Toy From Man’s Ass

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Doctors were forced to think on their feet when a man came into the emergency room with a 23-inch sex toy lodged inside his ass. The X-rays showed a “long and large-sized” foreign body stuck in the unlucky patient’s colon. Doctors tried to remove the sex toy using standard techniques, where a tube and grabbing device is inserted, but because of the “smoothness and size of the object” none of the tools medics had could grab hold of the giant sex toy.

Stuck for ideas (no pun intended) on how to remove the sex toy, the quick-thinking medics invented a new tool, using medical wire to latch onto it and pull it out. Threading the wire through a catheter tube to create a “noose” at the end, they were able to insert the tube into the man’s colon and reach the sex toy. Doctors said, “we suggest it as a valid option to remove large foreign bodies from the colon and rectum when standard endoscopic devices fail in foreign body extraction.”

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Check out more about doctors removing a 23-inch sex toy from a man’s ass: https://nypost.com/2018/09/03/doctors-invent-tool-to-remove-23-inch-sex-toy-from-mans-colon/

The Strangest Things We Got Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year 

Over at Deadspin, it’s become a New Year’s tradition to catalogue all the strangest stuff Americans got stuck in their many orifices in the past year. It’s based on the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, and the 2016 list is especially unpleasant. Here are the strangest, most awkward objects America shoved into its rectum, pussy, and dick. Happy New Year!

Rectum

  1. Wine cork wrapped in paper towels, electrical tape and a condom
  2. 10 broken crayons
  3. Plastic Melatonin bottle
  4. Shot glass
  5. “Rectal fissure masturbating for her boyfriend using a hairbrush in her rectum yesterday.”
  6. Nail cuticle tool
  7. Egg timer
  8. Tub drain cup
  9. Decorative pumpkin

Pussy

  1. USB adapter
  2. “Sat on the top of a doll house and there was a spiked roof.”
  3. Pointy toy pig
  4. Small painting kit
  5. Cigarettes and lighter

Dick

  1. “Carved down piece of domino inserted domino piece into penis now wants it removed.”
  2. Sandal buckle
  3. BB
  4. Doll shoe
  5. “Had pebble stuck in penis while swimming in a lake 3 weeks ago.”
  6. Marble

Looking for a creative way to start off your New Year? Come get strange with us right here!

Check out more of the strangest objects Americans inserted into their various orifices: https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507