Amazon Tries To Get To The Bottom Of Its Sex Toy Mystery

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysAmazon is scratching its head over a strange sex toy mystery. Unsolicited packages containing sex toys are being sent to its users, but no one knows why. Amazon says its investigating the X-rated mystery boxes that have been turning up at homes around the US and Canada for the past weeks.

So far, Amazon has had no luck in identifying the naughty Secret Santa. Just last month, a total of 40 individual Amazon items, including a vibrator and a fleshlight, were mailed to students at universities across Canada. Some believe it could be a way of gaming the Amazon review system by creating fake accounts and then giving the product a 5-star review. But Amazon doesn’t think so, and for now is still hot on the heels of the sex toy case.

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Check out more about Amazon users getting unsolicited sex toys: https://nypost.com/2018/02/14/amazon-doesnt-know-why-customers-keep-getting-unsolicited-sex-toys/

This Is The Porn People Watched In 2017

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PM2017 was a big year for uploading and viewing porn. According to Pornhub’s annual data analytics report, there were a mind-boggling 23 billion visits to the porn mega-site last year, or 64 million visits per day! Wondering what porn viewers were searching for?

The top three trending searches were “Porn for Women,” “Rick and Morty” and “Fidget Spinners.” Virtual reality porn also continued to grow in popularity, but “lesbian” is the real star of 2017, coming in as the top single search term. Riley Reid and Jordi El Nino Polla were the top searched-for female and male porn stars, respectively. Some other interesting findings: people stopped watching porn for the solar eclipse, the Game of Thrones finale, and the iPhone X live Event. Oh, and Sunday is the busiest day on Pornhub.

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Here’s more about Pornhub’s 2017 Year In Review: https://www.forbes.com/sites/curtissilver/2018/01/09/pornhub-2017-year-in-review-insights-report-reveals-statistical-proof-we-love-porn

There’s Now A ‘Hamilton’ Porn Parody

13908526896_b6596f14a8_zAmerica’s forefathers have never been raunchier than in the new porn parody of the hit Broadway musical “Hamilton.” WoodRocket has just released “Hamiltoe,” the sex-enhanced story of one of our nation’s greatest “pounding fathers.” Adult film star Tommy Pistol takes Lin-Manuel Miranda’s place as Alexander Hamiltoe.

The X-rated pornsical takes place in 1769, when our hero Hamiltoe invents the threesome, with the help of the two “Fister Sisters.” Other pounding fathers include Cumas Jefferson, James Madickson, and Aaron Bonerr, who eventually squares off with a very horny Hamilton in a “penis duel.” We guarantee historical musicals have never been more entertaining—or filthy—as Hamiltoe!

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Check out the trailer for “Hamiltoe”: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hamilton-porn-parody_us_5a2ae505e4b073789f698892

Porn Stars Bash Ted Cruz In New Funny Or Die Clip

cruzYou might think porn stars love the publicity after Ted Cruz was caught “liking” a porn video, but you’d be wrong. In Funny or Die’s latest clip, x-rated actresses literally bare all in bashing the conservative politician. According to these adult entertainers, porn should be for all adults—except Ted Cruz (watch the hilarious video below).

“We don’t want our films anywhere near Ted Cruz…because he’s too gross,” explains a porn star. They go on to explain that they’ve experienced plenty of gross things in porn—“I’ve been peed in my butt and in my pussy…I’ve snorted cum,” for example—but “Ted Cruz is grosser than all of that combined.” In short, they urge Ted Cruz to stop watching porn: “I can feel your tiny beady eyes staring at me and it gives my soul diarrhea.”

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Check out the Funny or Die clip: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-stars-hate-ted-cruz-twitter_us_59ba9ea0e4b02da0e13fd0f5

Couple’s X-rated Thrill Ride Caught On Camera

thumbsupA motorist in Moscow is giving new meaning to the art of multi-tasking. He and his female partner were filmed having sex while driving down a highway! The talented driver pulled off the impressive, x-rated stunt in a Hyundai traveling at 45 mph.

The XXX scene was filmed from another car on the road and posted to a major Russian social network. The report said the man was driving his Hyundai while being “attentive to his partner at the same time.” Ironically, the Hyundai motto is “New Thinking, New Possibilities,” which really seems to fit with the driver and his thrill-seeking accomplice (she can be seen in the video riding him reverse cowgirl as he attempts to drive). Luckily, the man managed to avoid an accident.

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Check out more about a couple fucking while driving down a highway here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4572894/Couple-s-X-rated-exchange-driving-MOTORWAY.html

Amber Rose Poses Nude, Breaks the Internet

walkofnoshameActivist, entrepreneur, and all around badass, Amber Rose, has outdone herself in scandalizing the internet. Let’s just say Kim Kardashian’s nudes have nothing on Amber Rose’s latest x-rated stunt. She posted a racy photo of herself, completely bottomless, posing on a stairwell (check it out below)!

The very NSFW image was posted to her Instagram account—which is sure to get her temporarily banned on the social media service famous for its strict, prudish policy on nudity. She’s shown oiled up, wearing a string bikini top, with her pussy fully exposed! The accompanying hashtag is #amberroseslutwalk—Rose’s annual event that aims to “deliver a flawlessly executed event geared toward raising awareness about sexual injustice and gender inequality.” She sure knows how to stir up publicity for an event!

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Check out Amber Rose’s bottomless nude photo here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/amber-rose-poses-nude-breaks-the-internet

Bodybuilder Michael Hoffman Discovers His G-Spot In Latest X-Rated Video

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSBodybuilder Michael Hoffman is back and kinkier than ever! He’s returned after a hiatus from gay porn with several x-rated videos of himself pushing new boundaries while jerking off (check them out below). The amateur adult entertainer who once said “I’m not gay,” sure seems to be embracing the gay-for-pay porn star lifestyle.

Hoffman recently apologized to fans for taking their money without providing them with personal jerk off videos. “I know there are a lot of forums with people talking about how I have taken money and not returned any videos. I have done that, I’m not gonna lie,” he confessed in the now deleted video. He also confessed in a different video that he’s made well over $10,000 in 2 years by selling gay porn to fans. Naturally, he then offered his fans 14 of his x-rated videos for $250.

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Check out more about Michael Hoffman’s gay porn videos: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/01/15/michael-hoffman-discovers-g-spot/

Researchers Find Association Between Watching Porn and Less Gray Matter in the Brain

“This is porn. This is your brain on porn. Any questions?” That’s what researchers from the Max Planck Institute for Human Development in Berlin asked in a new study which found that hours spent watching pornography was associated with less gray matter in the brain. For the investigation, scientists recruited 64 healthy males between the ages of 21-45, who mainly said that they did not watch more than four hours of x-rated material per week. Then the researchers scanned the men’s brains using MRI imaging while they watched porn—and the results were pretty shocking.

The study found that the men watching porn not only had a decrease of gray matter volume in their brains, but also had less functioning in the area of the brain used to process motivation. Still, the researchers cannot prove that porn is the direct cause, and they’ve said that they’ll need to conduct further studies before they are able to reach any sort of conclusion. One possible reason could be that excessive stimulation of the reward system altered the brain’s “neural plasticity.” Or perhaps, men with less gray matter in their brains require more stimulation, and find watching porn extremely rewarding. Whatever the reason, researchers will be looking into “your brain on porn” more rigorously in the future.

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Check out more about the study on porn and less gray matter in the brain here: https://www.iflscience.com/brain/researchers-find-association-between-porn-viewing-and-less-grey-matter-brain/

The Most Graphic Adult Coloring Book For Gay Men

Texas-based artist and illustrator Nathan Rapport wanted to create an X-rated coloring book to help gay men consider their relationship with casual sex. It’s called “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me,” and it was brought to life as a way for the artist to reflect on his promiscuity after a painful breakup. “I knew the concept was very universal, and not specific to queer people, though I was presenting my own personal, very queer experience and perspective,” Rapport told The Huffington Post.

The book presents a variety of ménage à trois scenarios that come out of the artist’s real life experiences with gay group sex. In one image, one guy gets fucked doggy style while giving another guy a blowjob. In another, one guy gets a blowjob as five other guys watch and engage in some ass play. The images all incorporate song lyrics about relationships as a way to juxtapose the erotic images with a heavier, more emotional context. “This was always much more than simply a dirty coloring book with a bunch of naked guys. The imagery is very graphic, yes, but I felt it needed to be, as the lyrical imagery is so potent with raw emotion and they needed to balance and compliment each other in a way that made sense.” So far, the book has really caught on with the gay community who are looking for a fun way to process how casual sex can be used to heal from heartbreak.

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Check out more about the coloring book for gay men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-the-most-nsfw-coloring-book-weve-ever-seen-and-its-brilliant_5697df5fe4b0b4eb759d876f

New HBO Show Shocks With Alleged Sexual Consent Form

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While HBO is no stranger to graphic and often boundary-pushing sex scenes, their newest show, Westworld, has the media in a frenzy over its alleged sexual consent form. The form starts by informing the extras that by signing they agree to be “fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations.” But from there, it gets much more specific—and strange. The form mentions bizarre stipulations like needing to wear “a pubic hair patch,” “have your genitals painted,” and “contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude.”

It also requires questionable, x-rated performances involving “genital-to-genital touching,” simulated oral sex “with hand-to-genital touching,” and “pos[ing] on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; [and] ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude.” And if the actors didn’t get the idea with the extremely detailed list, the form makes clear that the show will contain language and sexual situations “that some may consider personally objectionable or uncomfortable.” HBO has responded to the backlash by saying they did not write or approve the document: “…our actual on-set practices…provide a professional and comfortable working environment for all performers.” To those extras who need the work, that must come as a great relief!

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Check out more about HBO’s alleged sexual consent form here.