The famous Jonah Falcon has a lot going for him these days, for one he has a 13.5-inch schlong, as well as a newly released song about his one eyed monster. The track titled “It’s Too Big” had its debut on itunes and cdbaby.com April 16th. Falcon and co- singer Adam Barta are spitting lyrics about Falcon’s record setting hog:
“I heard it from all the guys and every single freakin’ girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,” Falcon sings before the chorus, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.”
Those lyrics are deep, Falcon is a total songbird!
Unfortunately Falcon hasn’t commented on his new track, his publicist Gina Rodriquez (a former porn star) even stated, “There will be no interview.” I agree, let the giant cock speak for itself, I mean the SONG!