Top Space Force Official Keeps Job After Probe Finds XXX In His Office

A top Space Force official is reportedly still on the job after allegedly keeping sex toys in his office and wearing a mankini at an office holiday party. Andrew Cox, who heads the Space Warfighting Analysis Center, got a letter of reprimand and lost bonus pay, as well as a shot at a federal award, after an internal probe into numerous complaints—including one worker’s claim that when Cox isn’t focused on work, “[he] is … acting like a 13-year-old boy.” The Air Force inspector general’s office launched an investigation that backed up multiple allegations of “unprofessional” and “off-putting antics.”

According to the report, during an office holiday party, Cox wore a green mankini over his clothes in front of colleagues and their families. It was allegedly worn in another instance, according to the Air Force Times: “He [told us he] put it on in front of his wife and bent over and said, ‘Honey, how do you like this.’” Cox also got a gag gift of an aluminum case—with handcuffs, Vaseline, oils, sex toys and lockable “hot pants” inside—which stayed in his office. Cox allegedly made inappropriate comments at the office where he talked about male genital piercings and oral sex in public, and also reportedly used “that’s what she said” jokes that sexualized comments meant to be mundane.

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Check out more about a top Space Force official keeping his job after a naughty probe into his X-rated antics: https://nypost.com/2022/12/18/top-space-force-official-andrew-cox-kept-job-after-probe-into-sex-toys-in-office-wearing-mankini-at-holiday-party/

Nike Exec Caught ‘Getting Oral’ From Employee In Company Gym

Nike bosses are in hot water for getting hot while at work. One woman reported finding an executive receiving oral sex from a female subordinate in the campus gym, according to the civil complaint filed in US District Court in Oregon. Another who worked at the company recalled being told by male co-workers to “dress sexier” and “show some skin,” the lawsuit alleged.

During business trips, male executives would get “sloppy drunk” and put their arms around female subordinates, the lawsuit stated. Nike has also denied allegations of a gender pay gap in which women were paid $11,000 less a year than men who did the same jobs. Just don’t do it, Nike execs…

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Check out more about a lawsuit against Nike execs for getting handsy at work: https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/nike-exec-caught-getting-oral-sex-from-female-subordinate/

Sex Workers Can Now Legally Solicit Johns On The Street In Victoria

A new law makes it legal for sex workers to operate on Victoria‘s streets. The change comes after lawmakers decided sex workers would feel safer and be able to access support more easily. Consumer Affairs Minister said the shift was “an important milestone for sex work decriminalisation in Victoria.”

Ingrid Stitt, Workplace Safety Minister in Victoria, explained that everyone deserves to feel safe at work: “With a dedicated Sex Work Safety Team within WorkSafe, we’ll make sure sex work is regulated appropriately, with the best guidance and procedures in place to keep workers safe.” International studies have shown that allowing sex workers to solicit sex “doesn’t increase sex work, it just makes it safer,” the Workplace Safety Minister said. “It just enables those sex workers to be able to report crimes against them and, given the nature of the work, they can often be vulnerable to that.”

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Check out more about a new law allowing sex workers to operate on Victoria’s streets: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10799757/Sex-workers-solicit-street-new-laws-Victoria.html

Shocking Number Of Americans Have Sex At Work

bathroomHave you ever “gotten down to business” while at your place of business? If so, you’re not alone: more than 1 in 10 Americans have fucked at work, according to a new survey. A study of 2,000 people found that 14 percent have had sex at their place of work, and that 19 percent (1 in 5) of those people have actually been caught in the act! Sex toy company EdenFantasys conducted the survey and found that a shocking 44 percent of Americans have had a hot, full-fledged workplace romance.

Other steamy data shows that 1 in 10 respondents have had sex with their boss. And 34 percent of naughty workplace romances involve somebody who is already married or engaged to somebody else. “For many, work is a very stressful environment and sex can be a great stress relief,” EdenFantasys said. “While the idea of having sex at work is an enticing one, we at EdenFantasys recommend spicing things up with a good sex toy instead.”

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Check out more about a survey that shows 1 in 10 Americans have sex at work: https://nypost.com/2018/06/14/shocking-number-of-americans-have-sex-at-work/

Basically Everyone Is Masturbating At Work 

bathroomYour suspicions about why there’s often a line for the toilet at work has just been confirmed. According to a recent survey, 39 percent of office workers admit to rubbing one out in the office restroom. And it’s not just men doing the deed—men and women, gay and straight, all indulge in some workplace self-love from time to time.

“If I’m really hungover at work, masturbating helps me feel better,” said one survey participant, while another admitted “I’m just a horny lady.” Aside from the hassle of waiting for a stall, masturbating at work might actually be beneficial for both employees and employers. Masturbating relieves stress and boosts endorphins—not to mention how much healthier it is than smoke breaks or vending machine binging. Some psychologists even agree that masturbation breaks can be a good motivational reward for employees after a busy day. Maybe it’s time for offices to re-think the purpose of the break room?

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Check out more about the survey that proves your co-workers are masturbating at work: https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/masturbating-at-work_n_14106174.html