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Pokémon Go Has Inspired People To Get Really Into Anime Porn

Pokémon Go has been inspiring people to do all types of weird and wild stuff lately (as we posted yesterday, Pokémon nudes, anyone?). Also since the game’s release, the porn site xHamster has experienced an uptick in Pokémon related searches. According to the company, the site’s typical top searches for categories like “MILF” and “Teen” have been replaced with “Pokemon,” “Pikachu,” “Hentai,” and “Anime.” Not only that, but anime is now the most accessed genre of film, xHamster said.

The searches are coming from the United States, Japan, Germany, France, Canada, and the United Kingdom. Since Friday, “Anime” has gotten 202,765 searches, “Hentai” scored 803,228, and Pokémon came in at 147,248. In case you’re wondering, yes, Pokémon porn is most certainly a thing—just check out Wood Rocket’s porn parody Strokémon we reported to you last year. It seems Pokémon Go is getting people to do a whole lot more than just explore their neighborhoods!

Want to have some new experiences yourself? Come get weird and wild with us right here!

Check out more about Pokémon Go and the anime porn uptick here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pokemon-go-porn-searches/

Porn Stars Reveal What the Ideal Dick Size Is

Screenshot via YouTube.com | Wood RocketWoodRocket.com recently made a video asking adult film actresses what they look for in a dick. And even though these ladies are dick-experts, their answers range as much as the porn stars themselves. Here’s what they said (check out the video below).

To answer the question “what’s your ideal penis,” porn star Kayla-Jane Danger said, “I have one. At home.” Arabelle Raphael said, “I’ve met wonderful cocks in all different varieties.” Some ladies liked them “large and in charge,” anywhere from 7 to 10 inches. But Shyla Jennings doesn’t need a giant schlong: “They don’t have to be super big, if a man knows how to use his junk.” Sheridian Love just needs a dick “big enough to fit between my tits but still pop out over the top.” Most of the ladies liked an average-sized dick (5.16 inches, according to a study last year), and didn’t love “porn dick,” which can leave them walking funny for a few days. Some porn stars cared more about girth than length—as Jeze Belle put it, “Chode. Like a soup can.” But really it all comes down to what the dick is being used for: “My butt’s gonna like something different than my pussy that’s gonna like something different than my mouth.” Well put!

Looking for your ideal? We have lots of variety and we know how to use what we’re working with here!

Check out WoodRocket’s video about the ideal dick on Huffington Post and watch the video below: