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There’s Now A Sex App For Widows

A horny widow is launching an app called Widow’s Fire for other bereaved spouses craving no strings attached sex—and thousands want to join. The term “widow’s fire” is commonly used within the widower’s community to describe the intense, uncontrollable, or all-consuming desire for sex following the bereavement of a partner. “I shared my bed with my husband for 20 years, and then all of a sudden he’s not there,” she said. “If you have a healthy sex life, that is going to be a gaping void. We all need and crave affection, cuddles and stolen kisses.”

Widow’s Fire requires members to provide their spouse’s death certificate to prove they are eligible to be on the app. The app’s founder said she’s been overwhelmed by the positive response: “I think if I can help some people find some joy, that helps me make sense of my loss,” she said. “It has given me a reason to get up in the morning and a reason to be.”

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Widow Sues For ‘Loss Of Sex’ After Husband Dies

jean_koulevThe widow of a man who died after suffering brain damage during hospital treatment is suing the government for $1.2 million over a loss of sex. She says in addition to the distress her husband’s death has caused her, a loss of “consortium,” or sex, has caused her additional suffering. The woman alleges that she now experiences “nervous shock” as a result of not being able to fuck her dead husband.

“If we’re talking about conjugal rights he’d be worth about $3 million, he’s an Italian stallion, mate,” she said. The woman explains her dearly departed was an extremely well-endowed sex god. If losing him weren’t bad enough, she now has the extra burden of being without his dick.

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Check out more about a woman suing over a loss of sex with her dead husband: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6720721/Widow-suing-government-1-2million-loss-sex-husbands-death.html

Here’s a Dildo To Store Your Loved One’s Ashes

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieA Dutch designer invented a new type of sex toy to help the bereaved mourn their loved one’s passing: a dildo they can store their ashes in! The dildo-urn is part of a “21 Grams” memory box that allows people to literally remember their dead lover. The designer explained that he had “read an article about widows, taboos and sex and intimacy” and wanted to “combine these themes and make an object that is about love and missing and intimacy.”

In addition to the dildo-O-death, the memory box comes with a perfume diffuser to appropriately set the mood with the deceased’s scent, and an iPod holder for the bereaved to listen to songs that remind them of the departed. The box can also hold other keepsakes that remind the mourner of their lover (naked selfies? Their panties?), as well as a brass key that can be worn as a pendant (or as a great conversation piece!). This designer has really taken the idea of “feeling close” to one’s dearly departed to a whole new level!

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