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Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

If your wife catches you blowing another guy on a boat, the correct response is to apologize. Profusely. What you should never do is kick your wife off your jet ski and then abandon her on a sandbar! These were the unfortunate events that took place recently at a swinger’s beach resort. Pamela Doster caught her husband Michael giving and receiving oral sex with another man near a popular nude beach in Florida.

Both drunk, they began arguing atop a Sea-Doo, when the man allegedly threw his wife off the vehicle—four separate times. After hitting her head on the jet ski on the last toss, Pamela refused to re-board, so her husband took her to a sandbar and left her there. He called 911 when he returned to shore, and Pamela was picked up by authorities—wearing nothing but a life vest. Tragically, she died in a hospital a few days later. Police arrested the husband on battery charges and they’re still looking for the blow job recipient for questioning. They can file this one under “When Getting Blown Goes Wrong.”

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Check out more about the tragic blow job jet ski death: https://gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016

Man Says ‘Henry the Hoover’ Tattoo Ruined His Sex Life

Image Source: Flickr.com | David Simmonds (@davidwithacamera)A 21-year-old British man wants to part ways with his long-time buddy, Henry the Hoover. Henry, a popular children’s cartoon character in the UK, has been with the Brit since he was a teen, but now the man’s finding that he’s outgrown his childhood friend. Oh, in case you’re wondering, Henry the Hoover is tattooed right above the man’s dick (or should we say ‘hose’?)!

“When I first got it done I couldn’t stop getting it out, I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it,” the man said. But now, he’s only showing off his ink on the British TV show Bodyshockers—especially since the friendly tattoo has been sucking up all the ladies in his life who used to want to fuck him. “I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked,” he confessed. “When she saw it she said ‘what’s that? I am off!’ I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.” Even his mother weighed in on how the silly tattoo is killing his sex life: “You can’t take him seriously as it is ridiculous.” He’s currently trying to have his old pal Henry removed: “I know laser removal is painful but never getting laid again would be more painful,” he said. You’re probably right about that, bloke!

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Check out more about how a man’s tattoo has ruined his sex life here: https://www.newnownext.com/british-man-says-henry-the-hoover-tattoo-has-ruined-his-sex-life/01/2016/