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Skype Sex Confessions

Oh, the joys of Skype sex! Whether you’re trying to keep the spark alive in a long-distance relationship, or trying to, um, “get to know someone better,” Skype sex definitely gets the job done. Here are 7 people’s confessions about their experiences with Skype sex.

“The best part about Skype sex is that you don’t have to cuddle afterwards.”
True. You also don’t have to sneak away early in the morning…

“Long distance Skype sex is the worst. His battery died but my libido didn’t….”
Quick, somebody get that man an outlet!

“I have weekly Skype sex with a stunning married woman. She says it actually saved her marriage.”
Skype sex saves the day again!

“I once had Skype sex with 2 guys back to back. One was my ex, the other was a stranger.”
Sounds like you had a very fun and productive day!

“My bf came twice from our Skype sex tonight and all I did was moan.”
A sexy success story!

“Just realized: I’ve had Skype sex with a guy in Ireland, Scotland, and England. Now I just have Canada and Australia to check off my list.”
Around the world in 30 days!

“Skype sex is only good for so long. It just makes me crave him more than ever.”
Well, yeah. That’s the point!

In the mood for some long-distance lovin’? We can keep your libido charged all night long!

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The 10 Most Awkward Sex Confessions

15929936930_14a78eca47_mLet’s face it, most of us have an embarrassing sex story. Or if not a story, then at least a moment. Recently, anonymous people from around the web took to Whisper to share their most awkward sex confessions. And as you can imagine, what they have to say is pretty cringeworthy—and hilarious! Here are the 10 most awkward sex confessions.

  1. “The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I accidentally mooed during sex…”
    Well, who hasn’t made the occasional animal noise? That just means you’re really enjoying yourself!
  2. “I once held my own hand during sex.”
    We all need a little self love every now and again!
  3. “Once when I was having sex with this guy, his parents texted us to be quiet.”
    “Dave, this is mom and dad. We’re glad that you have a new friend to play with, but we need you to keep it down. Okay, hun? Dinner’s in 30.”
  4. “My boyfriend moaned his cat’s name during sex.”
    This gives new meaning to the expression “feline friend”…
  5. “I once broke somebody’s arm during sex. That was the last time I saw her.”
    This is why we have safe words, people!
  6. “Once I had a cold and I made a sound like Chewbacca while I was having sex.”
    Chewie needs love, too!
  7. “I answered a phone call from my dad in the middle of sex…”
    Was he calling to ask you to keep it down? Cause you didn’t answer his and mom’s text from before?
  8. “My fwb whispered ‘come baby’ in my ear when we were having sex. I just thought of him as a sloth and got creeped out.”
    Is that what sloth’s whisper during sex? We’ll never think of sloths in the same way again!
  9. “Once during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted ‘That’s finger-licking good!’
    Kernel Sanders would approve that message!
  10. “One time while having sex with my ex, I read a psychology book out loud so my parents wouldn’t get suspicious.”
    Freudian!

In the mood to make some uncontrollable animal/Chewbacca noises? Come have some Freudian experiences with us!

Here are more awkward sex confessions.

7 Women Confess Their True Feelings About Their Pussies

Some women recently took to Whisper to confess their deepest feelings about their pussies. Though you’d think having a pussy would be amazing, these women’s confessions show there’s a range of emotions when it comes to vajayjay’s. Here’s what they said.

  1. “Confession: I like to just sit and look at my vagina. I have major vagina confidence.”
    Well, vagina’s are pretty magical!
  2. “My husband wants to give me oral sex so bad but I won’t let him because I’m afraid of my vagina.”
    You have nothing to fear but fear itself! By all means, let your husband do his thang!
  3. “I told a guy my vagina had teeth so he wouldn’t date me. No regrets.”
    Yes, and if he actually believed you, then indeed, no regrets.
  4. “I rug burned my vagina and I have no idea how to explain this to a doctor.”
    Wow. It’s probably a pretty great story though!
  5. “My boyfriend just told me that my vagina smells like fried chicken. I’m taking that as a compliment.”
    Mmm, Finger lickin’ good!
  6. “My vagina is constantly wet…Is it possible to be TOO wet?”
    This is a good problem to have. And no it isn’t.
  7. “I’m scared to lose my virginity because my vagina doesn’t look like the girls I have seen in pornos…”
    Pussies come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. That’s what makes them beautiful!

In the mood for some amazing experiences yourself? Call us and let us do our thang!

More (magical) pussy confessions here.

Men Confess How They Really Feel About Their Dicks

I love the size of my penis

Dicks are great, but let’s be real: the way men feel about theirs varies as much as the dicks themselves. Some men want a bigger dick, some (young) men wish they could have more control over their boners, and yes, some men even wish theirs was smaller. Whatever you’re packing down there, these confessions from real men will prove that dicks are so much more than just a body part.

  1. “The reason I’m still a virgin is because I’m scared my penis is too small.”
    This makes us so sad. What this poor virgin should know is that his fear is totally in his head—cause whatever he’s got in his pants is probably just fine!
  2. “Yep. My penis is small. Your point being?”
    That’s more like it! Penis size—like age—is just a state of mind!
  3. “Having a big penis really isn’t that good. Wearing jeans hurts like hell to wear!”
    Ouch! Bigger isn’t always better!
  4. “Because I’m insecure I tell girls I have a really small dick so when we have sex they see my average dick and tell me it’s big. Pretty childish but it helps.”
    You know what’s a huge turn on before you have sex?: feeling comfortable in your own skin.
  5. “People keep asking what’s up this morning…my penis. My penis is up.”
    Morning wood is nature’s alarm clock! Better get to work (and we don’t mean your 9 to 5!).
  6. “I’ve shown more people my penis on Whisper than times I’ve left my house this week.”
    Hopefully it’s been a slow week….
  7. “My penis is AVERAGE! I thought I was WAY below average…NOPE! I am 5.3 inches. Which so happens to be EXACTLY AVERAGE!
    This confession proves that you probably think your dick is smaller than it actually is.
  8. “When I get bored I act like I’m driving a car and my cock is the shifter.”
    Talk about pleasure riding!
  9. “Confession: I would suck my own cock if I could.”
    Confession: yes, you would, and you’ve probably already tried it…many, many times!

In the mood for a little pleasure ride yourself? When it comes to your shifter, we love all shapes and sizes!

Here’s more men confessing how they really feel about their dicks.