Tag: Weird

There’s Now A ‘Girls’ Porn Parody

hotgirlbikeIf you’re a fan of the hit HBO comedy Girls, it might be hard to believe an X-rated porn parody could be racier than the actual show. But the good people at Hustlerdecided to take on the ambitious task. They’ve made “This Ain’t Girls XXX,” starring Richie Calhoun as Adam, and Alex Chance as Hannah.

The plot has Hannah first trying out lesbianism, only to return to Adam for hot BDSM fuck fests: “In addition to dirty talk and rough sex, Adam uses a candy ballgag attached to a stretchy cord to direct Hannah’s face towards him,” says Hustler. According to Calhoun, due to the show’s frequent sexual themes, “they didn’t have to do much” but roll with the original script and extend the sex scenes. “I tried to make it as weird as possible,” Calhoun told XBIZ, the porn industry business news magazine. “I tried to say really weird things and do really weird positions.” Fans of the show understand what this means completely.

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Check out more about “This Ain’t Girls XXX”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/avclub/theres-a-girls-porn-parody-now-because-of-co-oi7

7 Strange Things Humans Used To Think About Sex

Humans have had some very strange beliefs about sex throughout history. From using sparrow brains as a kind of Viagra to beliefs about fucking in the afterlife, there have been some pretty out there myths about sex. Here are the weirdest ones (check out more below).9876280146_6533018f8a_z

  1. Erections were caused by flatulence
    The Roman physician Galen thought that erections were caused by “wind” inflating the penis, so basically any foods that made you gassy were considered aphrodisiacs.
  2. Period sex could drain the “lifeblood” from men
    Guess there were no blood hounds back in the day…
  3. Nobility thought their purity would be marred by any kind of sexual activity in the air
    Apparently, people believed that sex could permeate the air and make it unclean. One supreme pontiff barred people from fucking while he was in town, just in case.
  4. If you had sex and then rode a horse, bad things would happen
    I will just leave the full Westermarck quote for you all: “If a person who is sexually unclean rides a horse, another holy animal, the horse will probably get sores on its back, and the rider will tumble down, or be late in arriving to his destination, or will not succeed in business, or will have boils, or even die.”
  5. Eating sparrow brains could improve your sex life
    The ancient Greek goddess of love and sex, Aphrodite, was said to hold sparrows sacred, so sparrow brain was used to increase performance.
  6. Foot binding was shorthand for good sex
    The ancient Chinese practice was so popular in part because it was believed to strengthen vaginal muscles. Tiny feet signaled a better sexual experience to many men!
  7. You could have sex in the afterlife
    Egyptians believed the afterlife was just a continuation of life on earth—so of course you got to bone! Tombs famously depict sexy ladies for this very purpose.

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Check out more about the strange sex myths believed throughout history: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her

8 Funny Tweets That Prove Human Sexuality Is Weird

Some people on Twitter don’t hold anything on back—especially when it concerns sex. Whether they’re keeping it real, waxing poetic, or just being silly, these hilarious tweets prove that there’s nothing humans haven’t thought about when it comes to sex. Here are 8 funny tweets that will make you feel better about the weird thoughts you’ve had about sex.jean_koulev

  1. “Ryan Reynolds looks kind of orange and suddenly I’m wondering if I’m attracted to Oompa Loompas & citrus bc I’m still down #GoldenGlobes”
    If only Oompa Loompas looked like Ryan Reynolds…it could be a new fetish!
  2. “This sensual video of Cole Sprouse eating a hamburger will make you feel some type of way.”
    This proves guys are turned on by everything!
  3. “If I were a lobster, the rubber bands would turn me on, to be honest.”
    Lobsters and bondage—makes sense to us!
  4. “I get turned on by people who make Star Wars references. I’m C3PO-sexual.”
    The force for horniness is strong with this one!
  5. “Cosmopolitan tweets: ‘My husband loves leaving fruit in my vagina all day so he can eat it later.’
    Twitter response: Oh. We just use a bowl in the kitchen.”
    Delicious!
  6. “Hi I’m Katie, my turn-ons include smoking, scrunchies, science & S-E-X. Don’t like rude men, very loud trucks, murder or crowded libraries.”
    The lady knows what she likes!
  7. “Graduate from college and all of a sudden you’re turned on by stainless steel appliances and sales on organic food at Trader Joe’s”
    Yup. Sounds about right.
  8. “WOMAN: guys suck
    GUY: ugh I know right? guys are the worst. except me haha. i am good and nice. can you send me pics of ur feet?”
    It’s funny cause it’s true!

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Check out more hilarious tweets about sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/theres-a-place-called-glory-hole-donuts-and-you-will-want

11 Cringe-Worthy Dirty Talk 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9We’ve all probably been in a situation where someone we’re having sex with has said something less than sexy in bed. And while sex definitely does make you say some weird stuff, these real confessions about cringe-worthy dirty talk will have you, well, cringing with empathy. Here are 11 of the weirdest things people have said during sex.

  1. “You have the softest pubic hair I have ever felt.”
    Um, thanks?
  2. “I was giving him a blowjob and right before he finished, he said ‘God it’s like you took your teeth out.’”
    There’s a fetish for everything…
  3. “I’m marinating in your juices.”
    Kinda like a piece of steak?
  4. “Just as we get into it, he leans in and whispers, ‘Is this your first time?’ It definitely wasn’t. It was our second time that week.”
    Maybe he has amnesia? That or an amnesia (or virgin!) fetish.
  5. “I’m not sure if he was trying to say ‘I love you’ or ‘OH GOD’…but he ended up yelling ‘I LOVE YOU GOD!’ when he came. The best part was hearing my roommate hysterically laughing on the other side of the wall.”
    Praise the lord, that’s some good lovin’!
  6. “He took out his junk and tapped it against my pubic bone and said ‘knock knock…’”
    We suppose the appropriate response here is, “Cum in!”
  7. “I can’t wait to show this to the next girl.”
    A very apt pupil.
  8. My ex boyfriend looked at me midway through a solid makeout sesh and said ‘I can’t wait to insert my appendages into your orifices.’”
    Sexy and romantic!
  9. “Your vagina is like the Rainforest Cafe.”
    So, it’s shady and offers over-priced sandwiches?
  10. “My boyfriend and I were having sex, he said ‘Oh, your pH is so good.’ The next day I asked him about it and he answered, ‘Ohhh! I was pretending my dick was a pH tester and I was dipping in and getting the sample.’”
    Uh huh….
  11. “Sex is like a warm grilled cheese.”
    Gooey and delicious!

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Check out more cringe-worthy things people have said during sex here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/abigailmcintosh/cringiest-things-people-have-said-in-bed?utm_term=.guX1BY7XeL#.bd07620K5e

4 Weird Things That Will Make You Horny

set1147014All types of strange things make people horny (ahem, there’s a fetish for pretty much everything). But you’d be surprised at some of the weird phenomenons that turn people on. Here are some of the craziest stuff that gets people all hot and heavy.

  1. Brain Trauma: Yes, there are accounts of people who’ve become total horn-dogs after suffering a brain trauma. We wrote about a lady recently who went from normal college student to kinky dominatrix after a severe car accident. It’s because brain trauma affects your frontal lobe, which can have the crazy side effect of hyper-sexuality!
  2. Grief:
    If you’ve ever grieved, you may already know this, and science backs it up. Grief and sexual arousal are side-by-side in your brain, so anything that triggers fear, panic, or grief can inadvertently trigger your libido.
  3. Rabies:
    Rabies: definitely not sexy. But with all that foaming at the mouth and flipping out comes an unlikely side effect: crazy horniess. Because rabies makes your brain get inflamed, it can also cause some seriously dangerous need for action. At least you get some before you die?
  4. Breastfeeding:
    Yes, it is creepy to think that breastfeeding can make you horny, but biology is all about playing unseemly jokes on us. Breastfeeding releases a bunch of hormones, including oxytocin, the chemical that’s released during orgasms, which unfortunately can make you feel a bit tingly down there.

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