Groom Shocks Wedding Guests With X-Rated Vows

If this bride wasn’t blushing before, she definitely was after her husband-to-be’s XXX vows. TikTok footage of the racy vows is blowing up online, getting more than 18.9 million views from shocked viewers. The video starts off with the groom telling the photographer that he hopes he and his future bride “have a lot of sex.”

He then launched into his speech, saying “life gets even better when you tell me to come to the bedroom.” He added that only “two things are required to keep me happy,” which were keeping his “belly full” and his genitals “empty”: “Though you’re amazing at half of it, we really need to get you some cooking lessons.” He concluded with “there is no one I could ever love more in this lifetime— unless I actually get a chance to meet Margot Robbie.”

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Bride-To-Be Gets Kinky Tattoo Groom Won’t See Until Wedding Night

A kinky bride-to-be is blowing up on TikTok after revealing her secret tattoo intended for her wedding night. The woman has permanently branded her backside, tattooing it with the first initial of her groom’s name for him to discover during doggy-style sex on their first evening as husband and wife. “I’m getting a secret tattoo for my fiancé, and he doesn’t know about it … and he’s going to find out on the wedding day,” the woman said in her trending TikTok, filmed 11 days ahead of her nuptials. 

In the video, which has amassed over 464,000 views, the woman captures clips of herself grinning while getting a black cursive-style “G” inked onto her ass for the groom, Greg. “I definitely did have ‘doggy’ [style sex] in mind when I got this tattoo,” she explained. “It’s going to be amazing. It’s gonna be a nice little spicy secret surprise,” she said.

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Royal Fanatics Can Now Buy Royal Wedding-Themed Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bargirlIf you are very excited about the upcoming royal wedding, you can start celebrating right now—with limited-edition royal wedding-themed sex toys. Online adult toy retailers Lovehoney—who were actually honored with the Queen’s Award for Enterprise at Buckingham Palace—are selling the mini vibrators for $14. The Royal Wedding Vibrating Love Ring is available in gold, and a Markle Sparkle Vibrating Finger Ring is on sale in silver.

The director of Lovehoney explained that since “Harry and Meghan are the sexiest thing to happen to the royals in years” it would be fun “to produce two very different kinds of ring in gold and silver for the most passionate royalists.” The popular couples’ toys include a cock ring to “slip onto his Prince Charming,” and a vibrating finger ring for clit stimulation. “They will help couples all over the world to celebrate the Windsor Castle wedding with a bang.”

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Check out more about royal wedding-themed sex toys: https://nypost.com/2018/04/26/royal-fanatics-can-now-buy-royal-wedding-themed-sex-toys/

Wedding Photo Of Bride Going Down On Groom Goes Viral

Image Source: Flickr.com | David Simmonds (@davidwithacamera)Some Dutch newlyweds wanted to memorialize their special day with a photo that will not soon be forgotten. It shows the pair dressed in their wedding regalia in a beautiful forest clearing, apparently sneaking away from their party for a little, ahem, intimacy. The groom stands with his suit-trousers around his ankles—with the bride on her knees in front of him!

The risque wedding photo shared online by the couple’s photographer has since gone viral. The caption reads: “Some newlyweds cannot wait for the party to be over so they can quietly retreat to their suite for a smashing wedding night.” The photo—which was actually suggested to the couple by one of their mothers—is meant to be “playful” and “fantastic to talk about in ten years.” As the couple say, “Life is already prudish enough.”

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Check out more about the wedding photo of a bride giving her groom head: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4948758/Wedding-photo-appears-bride-performing-sex-act.html

Meet the Man Who Married His Sex Doll

It was love at first site when Davecat met his first wife at a goth club in 2000—only they couldn’t “make it official” for another year and a half, after he’d saved up the $6000 to finally buy her online! Admittedly, it’s not the most romantic “how-we-met” story, but Davecat sees his doll as much more than a high-end, anatomically correct sexual object made of silicon. Although Davecat and his wife aren’t legally married, he is part of a fetish community who call themselves iDollators, or people who consider their dolls  life partners, not sex toys.

Davecat considers himself an advocate for “synthetic love” and has even appeared on TLC’s show My Strange Addiction, as well as in a BBC documentary called Guys and Dolls. He believes that “synthetic humans” such as his wife should have the same rights as those made of flesh and blood. As a technosexual, or someone who is turned on by robots, Davecat is attracted to the human-like look of dolls, and to avoiding the hassles involved in real human relationships: “A synthetic will never lie to you, cheat on you, criticize you, or be otherwise disagreeable,” he explained in an interview with the Atlantic. Now, he and his wife are enjoying the company of an “inorganic” mistress: “As they’re both bisexual, they get to enjoy each other on multiple levels.” Now that’s what we call sharing the [robot] love!

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Check out more about the man who married his sex doll here.