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How to Have Sex on the Beach

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMWhat is it about the beach that makes people want to get frisky? Is it the minimal clothing, the lathering up with sun screen, or the amazing feeling of ocean waves crashing that puts people in the mood? Whatever the reason, if you’re dying to get wet n’ wild at the beach, we can help. Here are some tips to help you make the most of a day (of fucking) at the beach:

  1. Do Your Research
    While spontaneous sex is great, having spontaneous sex out in public is not a smart move. Before going at it you should do some recon about sweet spots that will be perfect for a sexy tryst. Less populated locations with coves, secret nooks, or large rocks are perfect. Walk around and also do some internet research to find the perfect place.
  2. Don’t Get Caught
    Don’t be like those people who go at it in the middle of the day with beach-goers basically looking on. Do it at night, and make sure there’s no people around. In short, be quick, be discreet, and be quiet.
  3. Watch Out For Sand Getting in Sensitive Areas!
    Sand is lovely on the feet—but it is definitely not lovely all up in your nether regions! Make sure you avoid this by getting it on in positions that will prevent sand-in-the-crotch. Doggy style is great, or just fucking upright against something like a rock or a lifeguard tower. Woman on top could also work—just be careful!
  4. Consider Alternatives
    If fucking on the beach is too hard to pull off, why not try getting it on in the water? The water will conceal what’s going on below the surface. It is also much easier to give hand jobs and blow jobs on the sand than it is to fuck, especially if you can keep yourself concealed under a blanket or a beach umbrella. It’ll give new meaning to the expression “More fun than a day at the beach!”

Of course, if you don’t want sand in your bits you can always just give us a call.  We’ll make sure you feel like you’re having sex on the beach.

How to (Safely) Fuck in the Shower

showerIf you’ve ever gotten wet and wild in the shower, you know how hot shower sex can be. Getting sudsy and clean while getting down and dirty is definitely a great way to add some fun to your sex life.
But if you and your partner are different heights, or if you’re worried about slipping and falling or getting soap in unfortunate places, we’ve got some tips to make getting frisky in the shower go more smoothly.
  1. Sportsheets help with slipperiness
    Sportsheets has a line of shower sex products that will help with the slipperiness, like single or dual suction locking handles or foot rests for leverage. They even have suction handcuffs for a little BDSM action!
  2. Don’t use condoms
    Condoms aren’t meant for shower sex. They can slip off and degrade in the water.
  3. Definitely use lube
    Even though you’re in the water, counter-intuitively water does not keep things nice and wet! This is because it actually dries up the pussy’s natural wetness. So use a silicon-based lube, which can sustain contact with water for long periods of time.
  4. Fuck standing up
    The best way to safely fuck in the shower is to do it facing one another, with the shorter person propping their leg up (again, a foot suction cup helps here). Try not to use your partner for leverage, which can lead to slipping; instead, use the wall for support.
  5. Shower head is the best head
    If penetrative sex is just too slippery and difficult, try some head! A cushy shower mat is great for blowjobs. Also try pushing your lady against the wall and fingering her from behind, or using water-proof sex toys. And of course, anal play is great in the shower for getting all squeaky clean before getting dirty.
In the mood for getting wet and wild with us? We are always down for an exciting adventure!