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Painter Turns Pussies Into Works Of Art

Jaqueline Secor’s surreal paintings of the female anatomy prove every pussy is a work of art. Secor’s The Diversity of Nature presents a “palette of labias majora and minora as diverse as the rich colors she uses to paint them,” according to Vice. Models from around the world posed for the paintings, presenting a colorful multitude of pussies in all their various shapes and sizes.

Secor’s work depicts the pussy as a beautiful flower—sometimes literally—and in doing so makes a powerful statement about the beauty of the female form. For the artist, painting pussies became an “artistic campaign for personal empowerment.” The artist says of her body-positive work, “This series honors each body in all of its individuality.”

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Check out more about The Diversity of Nature: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7xxe9x/nsfw-this-feminist-ex-mormon-is-bringing-floral-vagina-paintings-to-utah

This Is How a $1 Vibrator Compares To a $400 Vibrator

When it comes to vibrators, does spending more really yield bigger orgasms? Vice wanted to find out, so they tested $1 vibrators against vibrators ranging in price from $32 to $428. Here’s how the cheap ones measured up against the fancier ones.

PLAYFUL VIBRATING BULLET, $1Vice’s reviewer put it this way, “It is the cheapest thing I’ve ever put near my vagina.” Nuff said.RATING: -1/5; VALUE FOR MONEY: 0/5
WATWEPROOF RABBIT VIBRATOR, $32The Rabbit is a classic for a reason. And while it’s pretty retro at this point, if a vibrator ain’t broke, don’t fix it. It’s the best $32 you’ll ever spend: “It’s sort of like having three people down there at once,” said Vice.RATING: 5/5; VALUE FOR MONEY: 5/5
LELO SMART VIBRATING BODY WAND LARGE, $194The reviewer said it’s great for “Lifehackers and minimalist YouTubers.” And it’s multi-functional design works like a charm: “use it on a sore back, wank with it, stir stuff with it, cosplay with it, massage anything. It feels like something you’re not sure that you need, but that you should have anyway.”RATING: 4/5; VALUE FOR MONEY: 5/5
LELO TIANI 24K, $399This is billed as a “couple’s vibrator,” and works by putting one “arm” inside you while also buzzing. The reviewer said that most of the charm is knowing that you’re getting off to a premium, luxury toy. But ultimately it didn’t beat The Rabbit.

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Check out Vice’s review of cheap to fancy vibrators: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wibrator-za-piataka

Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex With the Earth Could Actually Save It

You’ve heard of a tree hugger, but have you heard of a tree fucker? Tree fucking isn’t that far-fetched since a new movement’s gained traction amongst many who consider themselves extreme environmentalists. They call themselves “ecosexuals” and they believe that by literally having sex with the earth, they can combat climate change.

In a piece on ecosexuality in Vice, a professor studying the movement describes it this way: “On one end, it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny-dipping and naked hiking. On the other are ‘people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil.’ There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall,” she said. The movement’s growing prominence can be attributed to Bay Area performance artists Annie Sprinkle and Elizabeth Stephens, who published an “ecosex manifesto,” made several films and documentaries about the “pollen-amorous” lifestyle, and even officiate weddings in which fellow ecosexuals marry the earth, the moon, and other natural entities. Lately, they’ve been pushing to add an “E” to the end of LGBTQI acronym in an attempt to re-conceptualize the way we look at the earth, from seeing the planet as a mother to seeing it as a lover. Well, we guess that’s one way to love the earth.

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Evan Stone Is Making Porn Great Again With His Donald Trump XXX Parodies

Evan Stone is one of the most famous living male porn stars still making smut, and he knows the secret to his success is finding humor in the sex industry. “People want to laugh and they want to jerk off, and that’s why I’m here,” he says in an interview with Vice. That explains why his newest hilarious porn gig playing Donald Trump is so perfect.

Vice describes the porn as so over-the-top that it’s more like dirty vaudeville than something you’d want to jerk off to: “There’s a debate scene with a faux-Hillary that ends in both characters getting covered in semen.” Stone believes that slapstick adult humor is just what the country needs right now, and since Trump is officially here to stay—for the next four years, anyway—so will Stone’s XXX Trump porn parodies. “All I’m certain about is that the next four years are going to be funny as shit. I don’t even know how I’ll be able to keep up,” says Stone.

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Check out more about Evan Stone’s DT porn parodies: https://www.vice.com/read/evan-stone-is-the-president-of-pornQ

This Woman Turned Her Collection of Dick Pics Into an Art Show

Whitney Bell has received a lot of unsolicited dick pics in her day. Around 200, to be exact. And like many women, she finds the phenomenon of a random dick popping up on her phone a bit jarring. So she decided to turn her collection of them into an art show! Her Los Angeles premier of “I Didn’t Ask For This: A Lifetime of Dick Pics” showcases the sheer magnitude—and bizarreness—of all the dick pics she’s gotten over the years. And as you can imagine, she’s gotten the good, the bad, and the ugly.

She told Vice in an interview that she was first inspired by a truly “beautiful dick shadow picture” that a former boyfriend sent and that she thought could be in a museum. But her recent gallery show grew out of a frustration with the numerous unsolicited dick pics she would get. She explained, “I love a good dick. I just don’t love harassment.” The dick pics for her do not represent sex; they represent power: “It’s not a pick up. It’s like screaming at a woman from a car.” She encourages women who get unwanted dick pics to just “Send back a picture of a better looking dick.” Touché!

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Check out more about the woman who turned her collection of dick pics into an art show here:https://www.vice.com/read/this-woman-turned-her-collection-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show

Porn Stars Draw Their Most Memorable Scenes

At Venus, the largest erotic trade fair in the world, Vice asked porn stars to draw their most memorable scenes. And after all the rigamarole of putting on live shows on the various stages and posing for pictures with excited, groping fans, the porn stars were all too happy to oblige. Vice promises that “the end result is a collection of beautiful, original drawings culled straight from the memories of your favorite porn stars.” Here are some of the highlights (check out the illustrations below).

“Groupie Girl,” by Pussy Kat Pussy Kat’s picture is of an eager groupie girl that she decided to shoot a three-way scene with. Pussy Kat says that she was “totally crazy! Like really wild.” And that she “demanded that Leyluken [Pussy Kat’s friend and scene partner] cum in her face while I squirt in her mouth. So that’s what we did.”
“The Propeller,” by Mia Julia This is an illustration of the time Mia Julia’s co-star decided to “take [her] the other way around.” She says, “all of a sudden, I was upside down, he was holding me by my butt and I gave him a blowjob upside-down. He ate me out a little too.”
“Piss Mishap,” by Jill Diamond In this one, Jill Diamond gets an unexpected surprise right in her face—and we’re not talking about cum! Apparently, her co-star had a medical condition, and accidentally pissed all over her face during a blowjob scene. Whoops!
“The Tree,” by Hümeyre Ophelia Yep, you guessed it: this porn star fucked up in a tree! She admitted that it was “totally crazy” but also good. Talk about becoming closer with nature!

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Check out the porn stars’ illustrations of their most memorable scenes: https://www.vice.com/read/we-got-adult-actors-to-draw-some-of-their-scenes-876

Meet Canada’s Orgasm Whisperer

Wil McLean is in the business of getting women off. In fact, he estimates that he’s made around 1,000 women cum in his time as a sex machine operator. Yes, you read that correctly. McLean rents and operates heavy-duty, 6,400 RPM sex machines with a saddle and rotating and vibrating attachments through his website Sybiantoronto.com. And he had some sage words of wisdom about his role as an “orgasm whisperer” when he sat down recently to talk with Vice. Here are some highlights.

McLean gets women off as a way to focus on their pleasure exclusively, since cumming is so often male-centric. He says the machine works by “extending waves of vibration back at a frequency that the body understands and it wakes up nerve endings and because it’s so steady and such a deep low vibration, it penetrates through the body deeper. It’s vibrating areas that surface wise, more often than not, a penis won’t ever come in contact with.” He helps women get off using the machine by tuning in to what the woman’s feeling—he’ll listen to her breathing, watch the way her hips are moving, and then try to match the machine to her rhythms and movements. Then he just lets the lady ride—“Noises come out of you that you didn’t know you [could make].”

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Here is Vice‘s full interview with the orgasm whisperer.

What Gets People Off at Sex Emporiums Around the World

International sex shops, just like the different cultures and people of various parts of the world, are unique and distinctive. Since every continent and country has their own naughty tastes and preferences when it comes to getting off, Vice decided to investigate international sex emporiums to find out what turns people on all around the world. Here’s some of the interesting things that they found.

In Germany, the uber-popular sex mega-shops cater mainly to fräulein (women), with vibrators as their best-selling item last year. Berlin is also home to DILDOKING, which as the name suggests sells dildos, but also plenty of vibrators, anal beads or “love balls”, fetish gear and more. In Japan, the most famous sex shop is M, a seven-story mecca that carries, of course, Doll pillows, and basically anything else you might fancy. In China, the biggest sex store is Juse, which has 500 stores nationwide, and sells vibrators and BDSM toys as its most popular merch. So, as it turns out, while people are different all over the world, we’re all pretty similar when it comes to our sex toys!

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Here’s Vice‘s international sex mega-shops investigation.