Oh Joy Sex Toy’s Illustrated, X-Rated Review of the Eva Vibe

evaYou might remember the Eva Vibe. It’s the first ever vibrator that fits snugly between your labia for hands-free solo or couple’s sex. It is adorable, looks like a little pussy beetle, and now, for the first time, has been reviewed! Oh Joy Sex Toy gives you the ins and outs of the Eva in a helpful, graphic comic (check it out below).

While the Eva looks like a cute little lapel pin for your labia, it doesn’t seem like it’d be all that comfortable. The illustrator/reviewer found upon trying out the Eva that it was surprisingly comfortable—which turned out to be not such a great thing. While it’s unobtrusive, “it’s so inconspicuous as to be ineffective on my bits,” she said. Unfortunately, all those good vibrations hit directly above the clit, so you need to push it down with your finger to get the good stuff, thus defeating the purpose of it being “hands-free.” She also had issues with it staying in place. If you’re getting pounded, there’s a good chance for most women that Eva will fly out of your pussy: “This little whirligig kept leaping for freedom any time I moved,” she said. The verdict: Eva’s got loads of potential, but for now, it just doesn’t hit the right spots.

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Check out the x-rated webcomic for Eva the hands-free vibrator here: https://bitchmedia.org/article/oh-joy-sex-toy-eva-vibe

Food Truck Sells Sex Toys Along with Food

You’ve heard of a happy meal, but one food truck entrepreneur has thought of the ultimate after-meal treat for his adult clients. Along with selling hotdogs, chips, and soda, the Indiana food truck is generating lots of buzz for also selling sex toys! Kwan Dixon, who owns and operates Pop’s Popcorn and Koosier Daddy’s Food Cart, is keeping business lively because he knows one very important rule: “sex sells.”

“Is sex selling in Evansville? Yeah! More peace. More kids. More peace. It will settle everybody down,” said Dixon. So far, just as Dixon predicted, sex toy sales have boosted food sales as well: “You got to have something afterwards,” he explained. Unfortunately, not everyone in the small Indiana town is pleased by Dixon’s business model, and recently the food truck was shut down because Dixon did not declare that he’d be selling sex toys as well as food. But Dixon isn’t fazed—he knows all publicity is good publicity, and he fully intends to keep putting the “buzz in your life.”

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Check out more about the food truck that peddles sex toys here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/business-genius-gets-town-buzzing-by-selling-sex-toys-at-his-food-truck_us_56991c47e4b0778f46f90e33

Meet the People Who Make Sex Machines

Sex-MachinesPhotographer Timothy Archibald recently published a book called Sex Machines about the quirky creators of homemade fuck-bots. Archibald was fascinated by the DIYers who keep their primitive sex machines in their bedrooms, garages, and living rooms. “To me this little subculture had everything in it I ever wanted that would allow me to tell a rich story about men, women, and America,” said the photographer. Here are some highlights of the people he met.

One husband and wife team created The Monkey Rocker, which looks like something you might exercise with—maybe a rowing machine—with a dildo in the center. “It doesn’t really surprise me that Dan came up with this. We aren’t an especially sexually obsessed couple, but Dan is a man. I mean, I don’t think he can help but think about these things, the sexual, the mechanical, the craftsmanship of it all,” the wife said. Eric Wilson of Love Locker made his sex machine as a way to indulge his wife’s fantasy about being with two guys: “…I wondered how much more real it would seem if I made an actual sex machine that was having sex with her as she was performing oral on me, or whatever. So I went out to the garage one day and started tinkering around, and eventually put together our first machine,” Wilson said. A woman who runs a legal brothel invented The Thrill Hammer, “a 450-pound vibrator capable of vibration speeds of up to 6,500 rpm and rotation speeds of 150 rpm. It combines an antique dentist chair, a large vibrator, and a computer monitor. Four tentacles extend around the chair and hold the monitor and the lighting systems.” Now that’s an impressive sex machine!

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Check out more about the people who make their own sex machines here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines#.xaBxlgoKQw

The Best Sex Toys to Give as Holiday Gifts

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_fleshlight_launchpadGiving a sex toy to your partner or a close friend is a fun and cheeky way to add new meaning to the usual holiday “stocking stuffer” gift. Sex toys are also the gifts that keep on giving, literally—who wouldn’t want a shiny new toy that will give endless amounts of pleasure? Here are some tips for what to get the tech nerd in your life (wifi controlled vibrator, anyone?) or the newbie to kink (Fifty Shades of Grey themed sex toys!).

  1. OhMyBod Vibrator
    This sex toy is perfect for the person who’s always in search of the newest and best technology—and, of course, orgasm! It can be controlled by a phone, sexily connecting partners via wifi.
  2. Chocolate Edible Honey Dusting Powder
    If you have a partner who’s a genius in the kitchen, why not bring those talents into the bedroom with this tasty treat? There’s always room for dessert!
  3. Seduction in a Box
    Spice up your sex life with this nifty stocking stuffer. It includes a blindfold, massage candle, sexy dice and arousal balm. Thanks, Santa!
  4. Vesper Vibrator Necklace
    Do you have a friend who is a sucker for jewelry and getting off? If so, what could be better than a chic necklace that doubles as a vibrator?
  5. Greygasms Devoted BDSM Set
    Give the BDSM newbie in your life this awesome gift: it includes furry handcuffs, nipple clamps, and an unassuming-looking gag.
  6. Jimmyjane Afterglow Candle
    This scented candle not only sets the mood, but also has function—you can use the wax for an erotic massage!
  7. Wave Rider Cock Rings
    Perfect stocking stuffer!
  8. Date Night Card Game
    This game will give you both a sexy way to talk about what turns you on. And don’t forget the action cards!

Do you want to be added to the Naughty List this year? Hitch a ride on our magical sleigh and you’re sure to get endless amounts of pleasure!

Check out more great sex toys to give as holiday gifts here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/best-sex-toys-gift-guide_56463eace4b08cda3488b293

New Sex Toy Turns Your Phone Into a Vibrator

 

 

A new sex toy that turns your phone into a vibrator is promising to make sexting a literal reality. The IZIVIBE is being described as “the world’s first sex toy which uses the vibrations of your smartphone!” So far, the company just has a prototype, but with all the buzz and excitement surrounding the device, they plan to launch a campaign to bring the high-tech sex toy to the masses.

The IZIVIBE website says, “Simple but effective, IZIVIBE’s internal dildo structure is designed to propagate the phone’s vibrations along the entire length to get a maximum of pleasure.” The phallic-shaped phone extension has several functions, including seven vibe modes, customization options, and the ability to allow a partner to control the settings remotely (literal phone sex, anyone?). The device is also made from safe, medical-grade silicone, and will have a protective sleeve so that any dirtiness from your phone won’t get transferred onto your sensitive areas. The company hopes to have the sex toy out in markets by June 2016, and so far, they have not confirmed a price.

Looking to get into some buzz-worthy action yourself? We’ve got all the right vibrations right here!

Here’s more about the sex toy that turns your phone into a vibrator.

The Sex Toy That Also Claims To Be an Aphrodisiac

via www.lelo.com
via www.lelo.com

The Swedish sex toy manufacturer LELO has a brand new addition to its beloved comma-shaped vibrator the Lily—an aphrodisiacal fragrance. Not only does the newest edition have a stronger motor and the Lily’s characteristic pretty design, but you can now choose from three versions of the vibe, color-coded by scent. There’s dark purple for wine and chocolate, pink for rose and wisteria, and light purple for lavender and honey. So, does smelling an aphrodisiac instead of tasting one still make you horny?

While there’s no scientific evidence that aphrodisiacs actually turn people on physiologically, the placebo effect and the power of sexual suggestion are surprisingly powerful, so a sexy smell can definitely help get the juices flowing. And with Lily’s eight vibe patterns and a range of different speeds, there’s a lot to love in addition to its pleasing odor. It also has both broad and pointer areas for subtler and more intense stimulation, and it can comfortably sit between partners during sex. Plus there’s no need to bring the wine, roses, and chocolates to set the mood—the Lily will do it all for you!

Feel like setting the mood with us? We’re all the aphrodisiac you’ll ever need!

Check out more about the sex toy that’s infused with an aphrodisiacal scent here.

Vibrators Don’t Have to Look Like Dicks Anymore

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallicVibrators new non-cock shapes are changing the face of sex toys in innovative ways. Sex toy manufacturers like JimmyJane and LELO are moving past the days when vibrators had to look like huge cocks. What they realized—and what more and more sex toy manufacturers are starting to realize—is that a vibrator only has one function, so as long as it’s getting you off, really it can look like anything.

This idea is what’s behind high-end vibrators increasingly abstract shapes that no longer simply replicate the male or female anatomy. If it ain’t a dildo, which by its nature requires a cock-shape, then a vibrator can take on totally new shapes. A writer discussing the history of vibrator design in Fusion says, “But why—if women and couples are looking for something more than their own, very real human parts—would they want a plastic knock-off of those same parts in bed?” That’s why these days you can get a vibrator that looks like a surf board, a cute little lemon, a cone, and even a hands-free vibrator that looks sort of like Jim Henson’s floppy eared muppet Rowlf the Dog (check them out below)—all designed to get you off in innovative new ways!

Feel like having some sexy, outside the box experiences yourself? We are all about innovative ways for getting off here!

Check out more about vibrators that don’t look like cocks here.

The New and Improved Magic Wand

Courtesy of hitachimagic.com
Courtesy of hitachimagic.com

Many women have called the Magic Wand their favorite, go-to sex toy—until the Doxy came out. Doxy offered many of the same features and niceties as the Magic Wand—a similar shaped head, strong vibrations, magically intense orgasms—but with a sleeker, more usable design. So imagine how pleasantly surprised these former Magic Wand enthusiasts will be when they find out that their beloved sex toy just stepped back into their lives after all these years with a whole new look and feel.

Introducing, the new Magic Wand (check out Oh Joy Sex Toy’s comic about Doxy vs. the new Magic Wand below). Gone are the days of those pesky design flaws: the short cord, the huge, cumbersome size, only two (super intense!) speeds, and the chunky and unattractive head. It’s now rechargeable (!), has a bigger and softer head, a smaller base, and 4 speeds and 4 vibe patterns! While the Doxy does have many of these features, it’s slightly more expensive and is not cordless and rechargeable. Looks like the new Magic Wand could become many a girl’s number one self-love friend once again!

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Check out Oh Joy Sex Toy’s comic and revamped Magic Wand review here.

This New Game-Changing Female Condom Has It All

Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 2.36.26 PMThe latest female condom, the VA w.o.w. Condom Feminine, has changed the condom game in profound new ways. It’s latex and customizable, it vibrates, and even has blue-tooth capabilities! And with the Condom Feminine’s built-in miniature bullet vibrator which sits nicely against the clit, it’s the first ever condom designed for both safety and pleasure.

Created by Ixu, the Condom Feminine is part of the new wave of condoms that aims to revolutionize safe sex by making condoms that are both functional and pleasure enhancing. And since the focus for making a condom that feels really really good is mostly centered around male condoms, the Condom Feminine has an opportunity to change the perception of the female condom for the better. The only female condom approved by the FDA in 2009, the FC2, was harshly criticized for “its lack of effectiveness, desensitizing material and garbage bag sound effects during sex.” IXu’s Brian Osterberg said, “Unfortunately, the FC2 has given the female condom a bad name. We’re trying to reverse that image and that mindset.”

We’re all about safe sex options that actually enhance sex! Come have some game-changing experiences with us!

Check out more about new technologies and innovations in safe sex here.

These Sex Toys Will Make You Orgasm Better

Every lady loves her sex toys. They’re fun alone or with a partner, and best of all, they make you cum in incredible new ways. But what if we told you that there are some sex toys that can make you cum even better? Here are 4 incredible sex toys that will give you bigger, better, louder, and more intense orgasms than you ever dreamed possible (and check out the video below that the co-founder of Babeland created):

  1. INA Wave Vibrator
    This LELO vibrator is the more refined sister sex toy to the infamous vibrator/dildo, The Rabbit. It has a vibrator on the top, a dildo on the back, and instead of making The Rabbit’s circular motion, it does a “come hither” type motion that is perfect for hitting your special sensitive spots.
  2. Hand-blown glass dildo
    If you’re looking to go right for your G-spot, this is the dildo for you. Make sure to get yourself nice and aroused beforehand, then slip it inside to make some G-spot magic! It can also be heated in water or cooled in the freezer for added sensation.
  3. Stronic Pulsator
    This sex toy is the perfect combo of vibrator and dildo. Although it looks like a vibrator, it doesn’t vibrate. Instead, it acts just like a cock (or a fucking machine), and is the closest thing you’ll get to actually getting fucked when you’re by yourself.
  4. The Pop Plug
    When women masturbate, it’s usually about stimulating the clit and the G-spot—but what about the ass? It’s getting stimulated too, and it wants to get invited to the party! With this sex toy, you can lube it up, pop it in, and forget about it. It will make everything much more stimulated and ready for that ultimate, mind-blowing orgasm!

All this talk of bigger and better orgasms really put us in the mood! Want to get invited to our party? Everything’s more intense with us!

Check out the co-founder of Babeland’s video here!