2 Comedians Tried To Have a Conversation While Sitting On Vibrators

magicwandarthistoryComedian Nikki Glaser made a very exciting parody of Jerry Seinfeld’s popular webseries, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee—except her coffee excursion includes the use of sex toys! In the episode on Glaser’s Comedy Central Show, Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, Glaser and her friend and fellow comedian Sara Shaefer sit on Magic Wand vibrators while attempting to have a conversation—appropriately about squirting! And to make matters even more interesting, they handed the controls of the vibrators to others offscreen (watch the video below).

It didn’t take long before Sara Shaefer yelled her safe word, “Theon Greyjoy! That means Winter is coming. I’m Winter.” Shaefer was in the middle of explaining how she prefers other terms besides squirting, like “SPLASH MOUNTAIN!” Once she collected herself, she explained that the first time she squirted, it was like a water balloon had popped between her legs. Then she asked a wide-eyed Glaser, “Okay, are you coming right now or are you shocked by the story?” In the end, they decided that the coffee was the best they ever had—and that they should really do this more often.

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Check out “Comedians Sitting on Vibrators Getting Coffee”: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/comedians-sitting-on-vibrators/

The Virtual Blow Job Is Here 

Screenshot from YouTuber CamSoda
Screenshot from YouTuber CamSoda

For the first time in history, you can have virtual sex online. The webcam company CamSoda is introducing simulated blow jobs using teledildonic technology. A cam girl gives a blow job to a dildo that collects “sensory data,” which is then transferred to a sleeve the client wears. So, according to CamSoda, by using this technology “you feel exactly what the girls are doing on the device.”

Teledildonics works by multiple sensors that feel pressure and then relay the information to a sleeve over the internet. The vibrator gets “feedback” such as speed and intensity from the sleeve. And because you can see the girl giving a blow job while feeling what’s happening at the same time, it’s supposedly like it’s really happening. This technology could be a game changer for couples in long distance relationships and for those who want to have sex but don’t have someone to do it with—given you have a cock, that is.

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Check out more about the virtual blow job in the YouTube video below or visit Daily Dot for more!

The First Sex Toy On Kickstarter Was Funded In Less Than 2 Days

Image Source: Dame Products on Kickstarter
Image Source: Dame Products on Kickstarter

Kickstarter finally jumped on the sex toy crowdfunding band wagon. The Dame “Fin” became the first ever vibrator to be launched on the platform—and the results were mind-blowing. The vibrator, which is worn on the fingers and used to stimulate the clit for partner sex or solo fun, has already exceeded its $50,000 goal in under two days.

Kickstarter, unlike every other crowdfunding site, decided to stay out of the sex toy game—until now. Kickstarter’s vice president of communications said, “Our review process is always evolving. Dame is making something new and innovative, and in that spirit we’re happy to welcome them to Kickstarter. We’ll continue to allow projects like this on a case-by-case basis.” Alright, Kickstarter—glad you finally decided to let eager dames crowdfund their sex toys!

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Check out more about the first sex toy crowdfunded on Kickstarter in the video below or visit Daily Dot to read more.

What is Fin? from Dame Products on Vimeo.

 

There’s Now a Sex Toy For Every Avengers Character 

Image Source: Tumblr.com | Sarmai
Image Source: Tumblr.com | Sarmai

If you’re an Avengers super fan—and you also happen to love sex toys—we’ve got great news: a Tumblr user has designed a different sex toy for each Avengers character (see pictures below). This is especially great news if you’ve ever wanted to fuck one of the characters! Depending on your favorite character and your favorite style of sex toy, there really is something for everyone.

Fancy the Hulk?—well now you can have him, in the form of a massive, bright green 12 inch silicone dildo! There’s also various vibrators: a Black Widow clit stimulator, g-spot Hawkeye, red-white-and-blue Captain America. Whether you’re looking for an electric experience with Thor or a luxurious one with Loki, these sex toys all have super powers—to get you off!

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There’s a Sex Toy That Looks Like the Eggplant Emoji 

imageEveryone’s favorite phallic emoji just went beyond its current use as a hilarious sexual innuendo. Now you can take the beloved cock stand-in out of your sexts and into your bedroom with a new sex toy made in its likeness! That’s right, the Emojibator just went on sale—and it’s not just some cute novelty.

While it may seem like a gimmick intended for laughs, the Emojibator is actually a high-tech vibrator which, according to the product description, promises a “healthy serving of vitamin D.” Some of its features include 10 vibration settings, and a completely watertight “stem.” Made of medical-grade silicone, it’s an exact, real-life replica of the impressive eggplant emoji. Now they just need to create a peach emoji sex toy and we’ll be all set!

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Check out more about the sex toy that looks like the eggplant emoji here: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/08/121893/emojibator-eggplant-emoji-sex-toy

GlowFYourself Sells the Most Innovative Butt Plugs Around—on Etsy

iusa_400x400.36145780_sh3yEtsy is home to some of the craftiest and best DIY goods on the internet—or anywhere! So it (sort of?) makes sense that the online crafts store now also sells some of the world’s most innovative hand-crafted butt plugs! GlowFYourself is a treasure trove of creative, quirky, and multi-use sex toys. They delight the senses and offer consumers the holy trinity of dildo/vibrator/butt plug all in one toy. Not only that, but they also have other uses as well, such as the popular USB butt plug. There’s even a beer pong butt plug!

“We’ve recently put together some brand new stuff such as the Booty Pop, which is a reusable Popsicle mold/butt plug and the Booty Binky,” says Portland-based artist and founder of GlowFYourself, Jesse Lindsay. His provocative sex toys are truly one of a kind, and he’s always churning out new products that raise the butt plug bar. He’s currently at work on a GPS butt plug, and a Swiss army knife butt plug, which he won’t sell until it’s 100% safe and usable. Sadly, he’s retired the infamous light saber dildo, but fear not: “it’s dangerous to go alone, and I’m always down to weaponize and light up some sex toys!”

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Straight Guys Are Using Vibrators Much More Than Ever Before

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_zombieA recent report printed in Mel Magazine shows straight guys are engaging in auto-erotic ass-play with much more frequency than you might have expected. The report was conducted by a psychologist based in Albuquerque, New Mexico who surveyed hundreds of men on their past masturbatory habits. And what the study found was that a good percentage of straight men use vibrators and other objects to get themselves off.

According to the results of the report, almost 1 in 3 men have used vibrators to help themselves get off, 1 in 4 insert any object such as a butt plug, and 1 in 3 men stimulate themselves with their fingers. These findings prove that straight guys are starting to embrace ass-play at a much higher frequency than in recent years. In a 2009 study led by Trojan condoms, only 17% of straight guys said that they used vibrators during masturbation. According to a sex therapist, the significant increase in the use of vibrators by straight men implies that there’s less of a stigma around ass-play now. He explains: “It’s very common. A lot of men have heard about it, so it’s safer to engage in self anal-play than to engage in it with another person. If I’m giving it to myself, it doesn’t have the cultural stigma attached to that area.” Here’s to a future with more sex-positivity and more backdoor fun!

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Check out more about straight guys using vibrators more than ever before here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/27/straight-guys-vibrator-use/

The 7 Best Sex Toys For Gay Guys

Background Image Source: Flickr.com | User: seenfulIf you’re a gay man, you’ve maybe considered at times how much better a good sex toy is than a boyfriend. As the Gaily Grind says, “A vibrator will never need Viagra to stay hard, will never lie about where it’s been, doesn’t expect you to cook for it, doesn’t care who you sleep with and will never give you an STI!” Whether or not you’re single, here are 7 sex toys better than having a boyfriend.

  1. Butt Banger
    This high quality vibrator offers you one sweet, lifelike ass, complete with realistic looking cock and balls! The flesh-like, super tight anal opening stretches to over 24 inches, and has a subtly ribbed interior that increases friction for more explosive orgasms.
  2. Beginner’s Anal Fantasy Kit
    This kit lets beginners and anal sex pros alike explore the exciting world of anal play! It includes such important backdoor staples as a prostate stimulator, anal beads, beaded probe stick, textured finger sleeve, and a butt plug.
  3. Rude Boy
    This vibrating prostate stimulator is the ultimate in orgasmic pleasure!
  4. Aneros Vibrator
    This has been dubbed the “Male G-spot Massager” for its ability to produce intense internal orgasms through prostate stimulation.
  5. 10 Function Vibrating Anal Wand
    This flexible, 10 function anal wand bends in every direction you want it to, and has 10 different vibration patterns!
  6. Autoblow2
    The new Autoblow2 comes with three beaded rings, and its design delivers continuous blow job action. Its all-metal motor is rated to last more than five hundred hours of use. You’ll never want a boyfriend with this perfect sex toy!
  7. Colt Big Boy Plug
    This is the perfect butt plug for beginners. The smooth, teardrop shape allows it to slip nicely inside the sphincter, and then once inside, it expands to a thrilling 2.25!”

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Check out more about the best sex toys for gay men here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/04/06/15-sex-toys-that-are-better-than-having-a-boyfriend/

Macy Gray Wrote a Love Song—To Her Vibrator

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrator1Macy Gray is in love with Bob, and she wrote a nice little song about it (listen and watch the animated music video below). Nothing seems out of the ordinary, until you learn who Bob is: “Battery Operated Better,” aka her vibrator! Gray’s favorite sex toy is a “Rabbit from a hat” who “knows just where it’s at.” Yup, sounds like the perfect boyfriend!

Bob’s “better,” Gray sings, because he is “not complicated” and “fits like a glove.” Bob gets the job done as many times as she wants—from morning to night—without complaining “when I want another.” All Gray has to do to “start the fire and lightning” is turn him on. “Ooh ahh ohh I, I love my baby.” Ahh, yes, Macy Gray—you know “just where it’s at” with this song!

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Check out Macy Gray’s song and music video to her vibrator: https://themuse.jezebel.com/macy-gray-loves-her-vibrator-so-much-that-she-wrote-a-s-1720590352

The Most Outrageous Sex Toys

Image Source: Blewit.comWhile Valentine’s Day might be over, there’s no reason you still can’t get your belated kink on! Any time is a good time for sex toys, whether you’re looking for ways to spice things up in the bedroom or something a bit more edgy. Here are some of the most outrageous sex toys to put your next fuck-fest truly over the top.

  1. TAZapper
    This sex toy gives off a 9-volt jolt depending on which body part it touches. It’s sure to make your sex life that much more electrifying!
  2. X2 Orgasmatron
    “The manufacturer claims the vibrator uses basic physics to ensure the buzzing not only hits the tip of the clitoris but also nerve endings inside the body,” reports the Huffington Post.
  3. Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal 
    This is probably the closest you’ll come to getting head from porn star Sasha Grey. The sex toy creates a natural suction effect and is “molded directly from her pouty lips and tongue.”
  4. My Diletto
    This is basically a rowing machine with a dildo attached, so you can work out while getting off!
  5. Fetish Fantasy Web Restraint
    Who wouldn’t want to turn their bed into a “fantasy bondage sex web of seduction”? With this, you can be like a captive insect caught in a spider’s web, with your hands and feet completely restrained.
  6. The Face Fuck
    For those advanced kinksters who want to add something new to their BDSM sessions, this is a mouth gag AND a dildo!
  7. G-Spot Touch Finger Vibe
    This sex toy turns your middle finger into a vibrator, and its enlarged size makes it easy to hit that oh so magical G-Spot.
  8. Auto Banger
    Picture a nailgun with a dildo attached—it’s perfect for getting screwed!
  9. SlapHappy
    This amazing device bills itself as the “Swiss Army Knife of Sex Toys,” and for good reason: it can contort into several different shapes to get you off in various sexual positions.

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