6 Nerdy Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mens_sex_toysWe’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock its magic. Here are 6 cleverly-shaped sex toys to make your nerdy fantasies a reality.

  1. Game of Moans Long ShaftEver wanted a piece of John Snow’s famous sword (wink wink)? Now you literally can, with this dildo aptly named “longshaft.”
  2. Unicorn Horn DildoHarness the power of your (ahem) inner unicorn with these fun, colorful sex toys! According to Geeky Sex Toys, “this legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms.”
  3. Bad DragonThis naughty dragon has an extra “tongue” to stimulate either the clit or prostrate. It’s also perfect for both vaginal and anal play.
  4. Darth VibratorThis powerful wand will take your orgasm to the dark side. The force is strong with this sex toy!
  5. Möan-lnir
    “Thor’s powerful hammer, Mjolnir, now comes in a cleverly-designed dildo version: Möan-lnir. Don’t worry, it’s not the hammer-head you’re supposed to put into your body, but the 7-inch-long, hard silicon handle,” reports Refinery29. Hot!
  6. CumoraIf you’ve been lusting after Guardian of the Galaxy’s sexy Gamora, now you can fulfill your dirtiest fantasies with this silicone fleshlight!

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Check out more nerdy sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/nerdy-sex-toys-for-geeks#slide-15

There’s Now A Million-Dollar Vibrator

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Pearl Royale is promising “a million dollar orgasm” with its latest pricey sex toy, the million-dollar vibrator. “My inspiration was to create something that shows the value people place on sex,” says the sex toy’s creator. “[People] spend lots of money for the experiences of owning Maseratis and the like. But would they pay for this?” The adult toy company has created lots of other impressive sex toys, including a gold egg-shaped vibrator that goes for $25,000, a white-gold dildo that goes for $38,000 and a gold-handled whip made of human hair that goes for $19,000 (all of which have found buyers).

But none tops this latest expensive creation, which was named to evoke “a very royal experience.” The vibrator weighs about a pound and it’s covered with 2,000 diamonds, some royal-blue sapphires and “very rare” pink diamonds. Right now, the toy’s creator is touring the country looking for gallery owners to display the luxurious sex toy. He says, “The prototype has been tried and it works exceptionally well.”

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Check out more about the million-dollar vibrator: https://nypost.com/2018/06/01/behold-a-million-dollar-vibrator/

Royal Fanatics Can Now Buy Royal Wedding-Themed Sex Toys

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_bargirlIf you are very excited about the upcoming royal wedding, you can start celebrating right now—with limited-edition royal wedding-themed sex toys. Online adult toy retailers Lovehoney—who were actually honored with the Queen’s Award for Enterprise at Buckingham Palace—are selling the mini vibrators for $14. The Royal Wedding Vibrating Love Ring is available in gold, and a Markle Sparkle Vibrating Finger Ring is on sale in silver.

The director of Lovehoney explained that since “Harry and Meghan are the sexiest thing to happen to the royals in years” it would be fun “to produce two very different kinds of ring in gold and silver for the most passionate royalists.” The popular couples’ toys include a cock ring to “slip onto his Prince Charming,” and a vibrating finger ring for clit stimulation. “They will help couples all over the world to celebrate the Windsor Castle wedding with a bang.”

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Check out more about royal wedding-themed sex toys: https://nypost.com/2018/04/26/royal-fanatics-can-now-buy-royal-wedding-themed-sex-toys/

Domino’s Isn’t Happy About Pizza-Ordering Sex Toy

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_pizzaWhat if we told you there’s a sex toy that immediately orders you a Domino’s pizza after you cum? Well, the good news is it exists—the bad news, Domino’s isn’t happy about it. “This is news to us,” a Domino’s spokesperson tells Fox News. “We have not worked with this company, nor have we authorized them to use our name in conjunction with their ‘toy.’”

Domino’s Pizza maintains it’s in no way affiliated with the adult entertainment site that sells “RubGrub,” an interactive vibrator that “has the ability to order Domino’s pizza immediately following an orgasm.” NY Post explains, “RubGrub will be outfitted with a button ‘affixed to the end’ of the device, which can be pre-programmed with the user’s payment and delivery information, meaning he/she would merely need to push the button to summon a cheese pizza.” Even though Domino’s isn’t game, there’s no need to worry: the adult entertainment company has plans to add additional restaurant chains, including Mexican and Chinese food. Obviously, toppings are extra.

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Check out more about the sex toy that orders you a Domino’s pizza after you cum: https://nypost.com/2018/02/22/dominos-isnt-happy-with-pizza-ordering-sex-toy/

These Quiet Vibrators Will Help You Masturbate In Peace

imageMany of us have found ourselves in a situation that is less than ideal for masturbation. Whether you have roommates or are visiting parents, you shouldn’t have to go without using your favorite vibrator. Here are some of the quietest ones out there for when you want a silent solo session.

  1. We-Vibe Nova – Not only is this vibrator super powerful but it’s also somehow drop dead silent. It hits the G-spot and the clit at the same time, giving you a mind-blowing orgasm.
  2. Crave Vesper – On first glance, it looks like a chic necklace. But it’s secretly a little vibrator that won’t buzz louder than a cellphone.
  3. Iroha Plus – This discreet little toy is covered in squishy silicone, which muffles the sound of the motor and makes it perfect to grind on. It’s also waterproof so you can bring it into the shower.
  4. Battery Plus Mr Boss – The Mr. Boss has one of the most powerful motors of any battery-operated vibrator, but it’s unbelievably quiet, even when it’s cranked up to the top of its four speeds,” says Refinery29. Intense!

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Check out more of the quietest vibrators: https://www.refinery29.com/best-quiet-vibrators#slide-4

These Vibrating Panties Are A Party In Your Pants

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You know what’s even better than sexy panties? Slipping a vibrator inside them! Whether you wear vibrating panties as you go about your day or let someone else operate them using a remote control or app, they’ll make using a vibrator that much more exciting—not to mention hands-free! Here are the best vibrating panties for your next party in your pants.

  1. Lovehoney Secrets Remote Control 5 Function Vibrating Panties
    This vibrator is large enough to be enjoyed inside your usual, everyday panty.
  2. Coco de Mer Fifty Shades Freed My Body Blooms Rechargeable Panty Vi
    Fans of the latest Fifty Shades movie will love letting their partner take control and live out this hot Anastasia and Christian Grey fantasy.
  3. OhMiBod Ohmibod Club Vibe 2.Oh!
    This small vibrator can be slipped into the crotch of a lace thong and controlled up to 20 feet away. There’s even a “club mode” that allows the vibrator to pulse in sync with the music or sounds around you.
  4. CalExotics Lock-n-Play Remote Panty Vibe
    Magnetic wings ensure your vibrator will stay securely in place, so you can relax as you travel around town.
  5. Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Remote Control Panty Vibrator
    When in public, it doesn’t get more discreet than this saddle-shaped vibrator. It’s USB rechargeable and comes with a pair of lace briefs.

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Check out more of the best vibrating panties: https://www.refinery29.com/best-vibrating-panties-reviews#slide-5

Company Blames Eavesdropping Sex Toy On ‘Minor Bug’

24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zA high-tech sex toy company in Hong Kong has some explaining to do after a customer caught one its vibrators recording human sounds on its own while the gadget was in use. The Lovense wireless remote-controlled vibrator is meant for long-distance couples to use with a cell phone app. But then a Reddit poster made a discovery: the vibrator was recording and saving sounds without being directed to do so. Others soon responded to the Reddit message with similar experiences.

“The full audio file— discovered as tempSoundPlay.3gp — lasted six minutes and was stored in the app’s local folder, noted a startled tydoctor,” reports HuffPo. While the app has access to the phone’s microphone and camera, it’s not supposed to constantly record users’ sexy times without their permission. A Lovense spokesperson assured anxious users that the recording was caused by a “minor bug,” saying, “rest assured, no information or data is sent to our servers.” Let’s hope so—We-Vibe was recently ordered to pay out $3.15 million to customers for tracking their sexual activity without their knowledge.

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Check out more about the latest sex toy company to spy on its users: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lovense-vibrator-recordings_us_5a08cdade4b0e37d2f383425

8 Low-Key Sex Toys That Even The TSA Won’t Catch

Let’s face it, if you’re traveling over the holidays, the TSA is probably going to find out about your sex toy preferences. So to avoid awkward run-ins with strangers, we’ve compiled the sneakiest little sex toys to stash away in your luggage. You’ll save space and only you will know their true purpose.sexydice

  1. Tenga Iroha Stick Vibrator
    This vibrator looks just like a lipstick, so it’ll blend in seamlessly with the rest of the items in your makeup bag.
  2. Little Rooster S
    The Little Rooster is actually an alarm-activated vibrator. As Refinery29 says, “Sleep with it tucked into your underwear and wake up happy.”
  3. LELO MIA 2
    Sleek and about the size of a lipstick, this USB chargeable vibrator is basically your perfect travel companion.
  4. Adam and Eve I Rub My Duckie
    This little duckie wins first place for the most discreet sex toy. Just don’t let this little guy get mixed up with the children’s toys this holiday!
  5. Ooh By Je Joue No. 3 Cock Ring Electric Blue
    What’s not to love about a cock ring that could pass for a keychain?
  6. Dame Products Eva
    The Eva vibrator is so small and cute no one will ever know it’s a wearable clit vibrator. It’s perfect for going hands-free during penetrative sex.
  7. Crave Vesper
    You can wear this vibrator around your neck as a fashionable pendant. Bonus points for optional engraving if you want to make it a gift.
  8. Fun Factory Flexi Felix
    These anal beads are super low-key—if anyone asks, just say it’s a pool toy.

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Check out more low-key sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/07/115976/discreet-sex-toys#slide-9

The ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ Sex Toy Line Has Arrived

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Fans who just can’t wait for the latest Fifty Shades movie to hit theaters can now get the next best thing: Fifty Shades Freed-themed sex toys. Sex toy retailer Lovehoney just launched a new line of sex toys inspired by the third and final installment of the Fifty Shades series. The new collection includes everything an eager fan could want, from vibrators to nipple chains, stimulating rings, and silk ropes.

With a total of 17 BDSM products, Fifty Shades fans as well as regular kinksters will definitely be satisfied. The collection is inspired by the characters’ erotic journey throughout the series: “Lots of people got their first taste of pleasure products and soft bondage from reading the books. In Fifty Shades Freed, Ana and Christian are starting to settle into married life and their sex life evolves into something more intimate,” said Lovehoney. “The products are designed for fans of the Fifty Shades books who want to inject some mystery and intrigue into the bedroom.”

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Check out more about the new Fifty Shades Freed sex toy line: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/179871/fifty-shades-freed-sex-toys

This Super Pretty Vibrator Is Basically a Stress Ball For Your Pussy

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These days, it’s not uncommon for a vibrator to double as a work of art—and Tenga’s Iroha Kushi is no exception. The sea-shell shaped clitoral vibrator is ribbed, wireless and, most interesting of all, squishy. You can easily grip it in your hand and shape it to your perfect size—so, you know, it’s kind of like a stress ball for your pussy.

It features several vibe speeds and patterns to suit your getting-off needs, and it’s waterproof, so you can easily wash it and put it back in rotation. Best of all, it looks discreet and pretty, which means you can leave it out when guests are around and they’ll probably be none the wiser. Aesthetics aside, who doesn’t want extra stress relief when jerking off?

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Check out more about Tenga’s Iroha Kushi: https://gizmodo.com/this-super-pretty-vibrator-is-basically-a-stress-ball-f-1796153937