Tag: Valentine’s Day

Couple Fined $1,200 For Loud, ‘Rough’ Valentine’s Day Sex

A kinky couple has been slapped with a $1,200 fine after cops were called to a hotel room where they were engaged in loud and “rough” sex. The kinksters awakened other guests with “over exuberant intimacy” on Valentine’s Day. Three guests had to be moved to new rooms after complaints about the couple’s XXX shenanigans.

Hotel staff was forced to call the police after the noisy pair ignored repeated warnings to quiet down. The couple appeared in court where they both pled guilty to criminal damage caused by their amorous antics on Feb. 14. They agreed to pay $600 in compensation to hotel guests who had to be relocated to different rooms, as well as additional costs for a damaged door.

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Health Department Officials Distribute NYC-Themed Condoms

condompinHealth Department officials rolled out the Big Apple’s latest condom wrapper on Valentine’s Day, featuring the gold “NYC LEGEND XL” condom with the city’s famous street grid on the label. NYC held a condom contest to pick the new design: “City residents helped us select the design, so this is a condom by New Yorkers for New Yorkers,” said the Health Commissioner. “While the condom is new, the message stays the same — have fun but remember to use the tools that help you lead a healthier, safer sex life.”

Officials hooked up with condom distributors across the city on National Condom Awareness Day to hand out the newly designed condoms, T-shirts and other safe sex-related swag at events in Manhattan, the Bronx and at LaGuardia. Officials have distributed more than 424 million condoms and other safer-sex products since unveiling the NYC Condom on Valentine’s Day in 2007. “No glove, no love!” one of the featured condom distribution contractors said. “Protect yourself with the NYC Legend XL.”

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Check out more about the new NYC Legend XL condom: https://nypost.com/2020/02/14/health-department-officials-roll-out-new-design-for-nyc-themed-condoms/

Hotel Offers Free Stays For Couple’s Who Fuck On Valentine’s Day

white-1822497_640A hotel chain is offering a free stay each Valentine’s Day for 18 years to couples who check in this February 14—so long as they welcome a baby nine months later. Hotel Zed, which has properties in Kelowna and Victoria in British Columbia, Canada, is running the quirky promotion, which it calls a “Valentine’s Day Nooner.” The chain says: “Let’s be real, Valentine’s Day was made for getting lucky. So, we are rewarding bedroom-active couples for doing what the hotel room was made for.”

The hotel adds, “To add more heat to the already perfect Valentine’s Day gift, if a couple has a baby nine months after a Nooner check-in, they will get a free stay every Valentine’s Day for the next 18 years at any Hotel Zed location.” Hotel Zed says it welcomes all couples to enjoy the package, regardless of gender expression, gender identity or sexual orientation, adding it “knows the stork can arrive in any number of ways.” We think this gift idea is way better than a box of heart-shaped chocolates!

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Check out more about a hotel offering couples free stays for fucking on V-Day: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-7947359/Hotel-Zed-Canada-reward-couples-freebie-having-sex-Valentines-Day-stay.html

6 Sex Toys That You’ll Want To Be Your Valentine

naked beautiful bodyWhile chocolates and flowers are nice, a good sex toy is really the only thing you need this Valentine’s Day. Why not indulge with some self-love? From dildos to prostate massagers, these sex toys will make you forget all about bae.

  1. Power Play 7 Function G-Spot Vibrator
    This vibrator never disappoints in hitting your spot—something a Valentine might not be able to do! It has three different vibe speeds and four different patterns to keep things exciting.
  2. Velvet Touch Intense Vibrations Silicone Rabbit
    This modern Rabbit has everything you love about the original, but its sleek design is updated for the twenty-first century. It has 12 different settings, is rechargeable, waterproof, and, of course, has those cute little bunny ears for maximum clit stimulation.
  3. Bondara Master B Vibrating Male Masturbator
    Guys, if you don’t have a date for V-Day, this is what you need. There’s three different versions, which simulate oral sex, vaginal sex, and anal sex. The bonus is that these ones vibrate too!
  4. King Cock 7 Inch Dildo Flesh
    Who doesn’t want a realistic 7-inch dildo for Valentine’s? This waterproof dick is latex free and strap-on compatible.
  5. TENGA ONACUP: Deep Throat
    This is the ultimate toy for male masturbation: it creates a sucking sensation, so you can actually give yourself a blowjob!
  6. Porator Anal Vibrator
    This prostate massager has four settings to get your anal rocks off while masturbating.

Looking for some good, good lovin’ this Valentine’s? Come indulge right here!

Check out more of the sex toys that you’ll want this Valentine’s Day: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/cheaper-than-a-date

Erotic Carp Calendar Makes Perfect Valentine Gift 

maxresdefaultAre you looking for a Valentine gift for that certain special guy? Do they love fishing and attractive nude women? Well, then we have the perfect gift for you: an erotic carp calendar!

The German company Hendrik Pöhler publishes its Carponizer calendar each year, featuring photos of nude women posing seductively with fish. Here’s a description of the thrilling calendar, as translated from German to English: “Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less than twelve attractive women according to the theme. The erotic moments are set aesthetically and artistically in the carp calendar 2017 and give the angler a special charm.” Indeed, the photos are a magnificent sight to behold for any “passionate angler and fish lover”—and lucky for you, the calendar is available for purchase on Amazon.

Looking for something erotic this Valentine’s Day? Let’s go fishing!

Check out more about the erotic carp calendar here: https://jezebel.com/i-yet-again-was-not-asked-to-model-for-this-erotic-carp-1790330750