Virtual Vaginas Are Teaching the Masterful Art of the Female Orgasm

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrator1The makers of the website OMGYes are leading the way to a whole new era of female pleasure, one virtual vagina at a time. They decided that an instructional, interactive website could help close the orgasm gap and get women off just as often as men during sex. The instructional website is basically a huge encyclopedia of clitoral touching based on interviews their research team conducted with over 2,000 women.

Now they are offering their findings on female pleasure to the internet. For a small fee, you can learn techniques like “edging,” “hinting,” “staging,” and “accenting,” each with their own descriptions and videos. OMGYes also has “touchable technology,” which helps members to learn about the female orgasm through interactive images of pussies that can be touched, rubbed, flicked, etc. And as you interact with virtual pussies, a sexy narrator leads you through the techniques, describing in explicit, breathy detail how she likes to be touched. The simulations, based on the interviews and the anatomies of real women, are extremely realistic, if not entirely pornographic. “We’re hoping that it gives people a toolkit of things to discover and explore, and new ways to talk about it all,” said a researcher.

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Check out more about how virtual vaginas are teaching the art of the female orgasm here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/30/can-kinsey-approved-virtual-vaginas-help-close-the-orgasm-gap.html

A Woman Sent Guys Unsolicited Pussy Pics To See How They’d React

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What woman hasn’t received an unsolicited dick pic on a dating site? The answer is none. So to flip the script, a writer from LA decided to send unsolicited pussy pics to guys on Bumble, a new dating app, to see how they would react. And the responses she got are about as you’d expect—totally enthusiastic!

After a brief introduction, she sent the first guy a vagina pic. His response? “Yummy. That for me?” Another guy was so thrilled by the pussy pic, he used emojis to express his excitement! Another guy got very excited, too: “My tongue needs to be there ASAP. You have the most perfect vajaja, I wanna meet her.” This guy thought he’d found love-at-first-vagina-sight: “I would definitely like to lick that. Best girl I’ve matched with on Bumble so far.” Some guys had more subtle reactions: one dude sent a pic back of himself shirtless (come on, dude—obviously you need to send a dick pic!), and even stranger, a different guy sent back a pic of his dog. Sure seems like sending an unsolicited pussy pic will make any guy’s day on a dating site!

In the mood to get a thrilling surprise yourself? You can use more than emojis to express your excitement here!

Check out more about the woman who sent unsolicited pussy pics here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/11/20/mustafa-watch-me-vijajay

Porn Stars Give Guys Oral Sex Tips

womandominatingmanHelpful porn stars decided to give some clueless guys a tutorial about how to eat pussy. To help the guys learn the right way to please ladies during foreplay, the porn stars demonstrated how to give really good head on oysters. And as you can imagine, things got very messy, and very weird (check out the video below). Here are some highlights.

First, one porn star demonstrated how to get a lady all revved up by kissing the oyster as if it were the belly, down to the thighs, and so on. Then, a different porn star instructed her student “to lick up and down, and spit on it [here she spits on her oyster]. Get it all nice and wet.” In other questionable advice, a porn star tells her student that he’s “gotta buff it first.” One lady gave excellent advice: “definitely if she says, ‘Don’t stop, keep going,” please don’t stop!” One student asked a very good question [after putting too much tabasco on his oyster]: “if a pussy burns your face, what should you do?” The answer: “run!” Other helpful tips included swirling and using an unpredictable rhythm with the tongue on the clit, and definitely using fingers in addition to giving her clit lots of love and attention. Oh yeah, and definitely don’t squeeze lemon on her pussy!

In the mood for some messy fun yourself? You don’t need a dozen oysters to get a lady to yell, “please don’t stop!”

Check out the video of porn stars teaching guys to eat pussy on oysters here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/10/mustafa-porn-stars-drop-knowledge

7 Women Confess Their True Feelings About Their Pussies

Some women recently took to Whisper to confess their deepest feelings about their pussies. Though you’d think having a pussy would be amazing, these women’s confessions show there’s a range of emotions when it comes to vajayjay’s. Here’s what they said.

  1. Confession: I like to just sit and look at my vagina. I have major vagina confidence.”
    Well, vagina’s are pretty magical!
  2. My husband wants to give me oral sex so bad but I won’t let him because I’m afraid of my vagina.”
    You have nothing to fear but fear itself! By all means, let your husband do his thang!
  3. I told a guy my vagina had teeth so he wouldn’t date me. No regrets.”
    Yes, and if he actually believed you, then indeed, no regrets.
  4. I rug burned my vagina and I have no idea how to explain this to a doctor.”
    Wow. It’s probably a pretty great story though!
  5. My boyfriend just told me that my vagina smells like fried chicken. I’m taking that as a compliment.”
    Mmm, Finger lickin’ good!
  6. My vagina is constantly wet…Is it possible to be TOO wet?”
    This is a good problem to have. And no it isn’t.
  7. I’m scared to lose my virginity because my vagina doesn’t look like the girls I have seen in pornos…”
    Pussies come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. That’s what makes them beautiful!

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More (magical) pussy confessions here.

10 Confessions From People Who’ve Heard Some Strange Things After Sex

Image Source: Flickr | 93963757@N05 (Richard Foster)Let’s face it, we’ve all had a one-nighter that turned out a little, um, weird. While casual sex is great for no-strings-attached fun, the aftermath is not always so hot—especially if you find out that the person you just fucked is not quite what they seemed in that dark bar after you’d had a few drinks. Here are 10 confessions from people who’ve heard some very strange things after sex.

  1. She reintroduced herself using her real name…lol.”
    Oh, hello. Nice to meet you, stranger I just had sex with!
  2. Hey, can you give me a ride to my boyfriend’s house?”
    Um, I wish that you’d given me this information before deciding to ride me.
  3. He told me after we did it that his dead rabbit was under his bed! WTF?!”
    Things just got Fatal Attraction creepy!
  4. I always had a thing for your mother so now I know what it’s like to have sex with her.”
    The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, or something?!
  5. Someone needs to do cardio.”
    Thanks for the inspiration?
  6. You have the hottest vagina I’ve been in, literally, the temperature is unreal.”
    This line’s like a badly written sex scene.
  7. I wish the condom would’ve broke so I could keep you in my life.”
    One word: RUN!
  8. He jumped up, did “touchdown” arms and yelled, “that was the best sex I’ve ever had!”
    Score!
  9. ‘My God, that was so consensual!’ I think she meant ‘sensual,’ but it was a good laugh either way.” 
    Consensual sex is always sexy!
  10. ‘Now you are part of me forever.’ Which would be romantic, but…we had just met.”
    Again, things are getting a little too much like Fatal Attraction up in here…

Looking for a hot, no strings attached experience yourself? We can make you jump up and do “touchdown” arms right here!

Check out more confessions about strange things people have said after sex.

12 Foods That Totally Don’t Look Like Anything Else

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Even though you might feel a bit immature snickering at a peach that looks like an ass or a squash that looks like a giant dick, we’ve all done it. And while you probably think you have a dirty mind for giggling at a banana that looks just like a boner, we’re here to assure you that your laughter is warranted. And Distractify does, too—they made a hilarious list of foods that don’t remotely look like anything else (check it out below). Here are some highlights.

  • That Banana Sundae is Sure Happy to See You
    Some prankster stood the banana erect and made balls out of two scoops of vanilla ice cream. This makes us crave dessert!
  • Hot Dogs and Bun
    “Nothing to see here. Just some hot dogs being inserted into a bun.”
  • T-Bone Pussy Steak
    Mmm, nothing better than steak and pussy!
  • Double-Breasted Ice Cream Cone
    Titty-fucking, anyone?
  • Chicken Wing Cock
    The chicken wing takes after its father (who must have been very well endowed). Finger lickin’ good!
  • Grapefruit Vagina
    Auntie Angel (of the famous grapefruit blowjob) would approve.
  • Jelly Filled Vajonuts
    Oops, we meant donuts! So creamy…
  • Masculine Carrot
    The lady carrots love him!
  • Two Scoops of Ice Cream with Two Cherries on Top, Please
    Those are some perky scoops there! Makes us want to lick the cherries right off.
  • Pink Glazed Donut
    Sugary butt sex.
  • Cock Melons
    No, seriously. These look exactly like cocks! It’s uncanny.
  • Cock Sausage
    Mmm, spicy!

Have a hankering for something sweet or savory? We have everything you crave right here!

Check out Distractify’s list “18 Foods That Don’t Remotely Look Like Anything Else.”

Emojis That Mean Dirty Words

sexyemojisEver get a text with an emoji that seems to mean more than the image itself? A dude sends you an emoji of an eggplant (cock) and a chocolate chip cookie (pussy), for instance. Or simply an emoji of a full mailbox (fucking). Well, this handy guide will help you know for sure what those sexually-charged emojis really mean. Here are a few favorites (check out the complete guide from Buzzfeed below).

Cock Emojis

  1. Ear of corn
  2. Peeled banana
  3. Rocket ship
  4. Red lipstick

Balls Emojis

  1. Cluster of grapes
  2. Two mugs of beer
  3. Pig’s snout

Ass Emojis

  1. Peach
  2. Sprinkly donut

Tits Emojis

  1. Two cherries
  2. Camel humps

Pussy Emojis

  1. Strawberry
  2. Slice of cake
  3. Hard candy
  4. Coin purse

Fucking Emojis

  1. Rollercoaster
  2. Blowfish (?)
  3. A bowl of ramen noodles
  4. Slice of pizza

Cumming Emojis

  1. “The Scream”
  2. Fountain overflowing
  3. A whale blowing water out of its spout

In the mood for a little fireworks, shooting star, happy face, tango emoji? We are always down for some trumpet-blowing, factory-smoke fun!

As promised: Buzzfeed‘s full guide.

Models Strut the Runway With Cartoon Cocks

379713604_55bdd97d3d_zAttendees of New York City Fashion Week got quite a surprise at Namilia’s cheeky runway show filled with cocks and pussies! The show was titled “My Pussy, My Choice,” and drew its inspiration from contemporary female pop stars who seek empowerment through expressing their sexuality and celebrating their bodies. “Each outfit is named for one of Namilia’s inspirations (e.g. ‘daddy’s girl Lana,’ ‘sweet Ariana,’ ‘crazy Miley,’ ‘Nicki anaconda’),” according to Slate.

Their playful collection includes banana and peach emojis, giant inflatable snakes, and sparkly cartoonish penises in sexy, transparent latex. “It’s like playing the penis game,” Namilia said of their cheeky use of the phallus. “The more often and louder you say it, the more harmless it becomes.” Shockingly, the garments are ready-to-wear, so a woman can conveniently slip on some hyper-sexualized female empowerment to go with any of her tennis shoes! We mean, who doesn’t love an adorable cock purse with matching cock bra?!

Feel like having some sexy and empowering experiences yourself? We are all about finding expression through celebrating sexuality here!

Check out images of “My Pussy, My Choice” here.

What Women Want Men To Know About Their Pussies

naked beautiful bodyFor a lot of dudes, the pussy is a mystery. Whether it’s an anatomical problem (men let it all hang out while women have theirs neatly tucked away), or a result of the sorry state of affairs that is Sex Ed, one thing is for certain: women want men to know about their lady parts so that men can know what to do with those lady parts. So here are women’s advice on what they want men to know about their pussies:

  1. Pay attention to the clit
    The clit is the only organ in the human body that is made solely for pleasure. It has around 8,000 nerve endings and, most importantly, most woman—an estimated 85 percent—can only cum during sex when the clit is stimulated.
  2. Approach the clit with care—it’s sensitive!
    While women want attention to the clit, too much of a good thing can be very very bad. Be gentle, especially at first—work up to more intense stimulation.
  3. The clit isn’t the only part of the pussy that wants love
    This does not mean harsh rubbing or fingering—it does mean exploring the vajayjay and all its sensitive, erotic pleasure zones. Also, be sure to cut your nails!
  4. Use lube
    While pussies get magically wet all on their own, lube is important for comfort, pleasure, and enhancing the experience. Use it!
  5. If you want to know what the pussy likes, just ask!

Feel like having a fun Sex Ed session yourself? We definitely can let you in on what women want right here!

Check out more about what women want men to know about pussies here!

The Pussy Beauty Pageant

1435975150441.cachedThe traditional beauty pageant is getting a bit of a make-over with its newest erotic counter-part: the “World’s Most Beautiful Vagina.” It’s a crowdsourced contest that anyone with an internet connection and a pussy can enter. Thousands of men and women can vote on their favorite vajayjay using a scale of one to ten (one for “not hot” and ten for “super hot”). The winner with the nicest lady parts will get $5,000 and a trip to Los Angeles. There, her popular pussy will get 3-D scanned to be used as a sex toy!

The contest is the mastermind of sex toy entrepreneur Brian Sloan, who wanted to up-grade his popular blowjob simulator, the Autoblow2, with vagina sleeves instead of a rubber mouth. Sloan says, “There are stock vaginas available at factories, but I thought it would be nice to deduce what kind of vaginal appearance my customers prefer and then design vagina sleeves based on their feedback.” So far, the contest has received 150 (pussy) participants, and about one million votes from all over the world!

Well, this sure seems like one contest Donald Trump will not be endorsing any time soon! Want to celebrate the beauty of lady parts with us? We’ve got plenty of beauty and personality right here!

Check out more about “World’s Most Beautiful Vagina!”