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8 Innocent Photos That Are Actually Totally Filthy

Sometimes when you see seemingly “innocent” looking things, you wonder if they’re actually innocent or if it’s just your dirty mind. You know, like with that supposedly PG-13 bumper sticker that reads “BJ Mom.” Well, we’ve got good news for you: while you may have a dirty mind, those so-called innocent things are actually totally filthy. Here are 8 photos that prove it (check them out below).

Shadow Dicks
In this picture, the shadows from the bridge appear to be in the shape of a dick. Architecture is so cool!

Vagina rock
Yeah, we’d be willing to bet everybody has seen at least one pussy in a rock formation. Mother nature, represent!

Elmo Experiments
We know what this seemingly innocent children’s book is really about…

“Insert fingers and tear along perforations”
We’ve all seen this on a box—and we’ve all thought the same dirty thing!

Image Source: Men's Den — Image Source: Men’s Den

P_ _ I S
Oh, Wheel of Fortune. We definitely do know the answer to “Where To Find Love.”

In the Pink: Latex Gloves
Found right in your local grocery store…filthy!

“BJ Mom”
MILF and proud!

“It’s amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb.”
It certainly is.

Want to put that dirty mind to good use? There’s nothing ambiguous about the filthy stuff you’ll find here!

Check out more innocent photos that are actually filthy here: https://distractify.com/humor/2016/08/20/35-innocent-photos-somehow-completely-filthy

‘Eat It’: the Art Show Dedicated To Eating Pussy

The sex-positive, feminist art show, “Eat It,” is using the words of cunnilingus enthusiast Lil Wayne as inspiration: “I got a sweet tooth. Now can I eat you?” The show, curated by comedian and writer Alison Stevenson and filmmaker and artist Elizabeth Vazquez, is all about the joys of eating pussy. The women are hoping to normalize and celebrate the act of going down because, as they say, “It’s an act that’s not as celebrated as other sex acts.”

“Eat It” showcases the art of some amazing feminist artists, including Frances Canon, Fahren Feingold, and Priyanka Paul, to show just how beautiful cunnilingus can be. And the show does not shy away from body parts and details: “The philosophy was basically, the more graphic the better,” Stevenson said. Even if you can’t make the exhibition, they want you to take their muff-diving philosophy to heart: “Ask! Communicate! Communication is a really important part of sex. People shy away from it, they think it ruins the moment, but it will actually make the moment a lot better.” And we can all draw inspiration from Lil Wayne, who says in his song, “Pussy Monster”: “It’s like I gotta eat it just to stay alive.”

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Check out more about “Eat It” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eat-it-cunnilingus-feminist-art-show_us_57b74f0ce4b03d51368850bd

Study Finds Only Half of British Women Can Identify the Pussy on a Diagram

A new study conducted for Gynecological Cancer Awareness Month in September asked British women to identify their lady parts on a diagram. The website encourages women to “take part in our quiz on the female anatomy and see if you can correctly label all the different parts of the female anatomy.” So, how’d they do? The results were pretty shocking.

Only half of the 1,000 women polled for the survey could correctly locate the pussy—just 56 percent. And less than a third could correctly label all six parts. Think it’s just Brits who are too busy drinking tea and eating biscuits to learn their own anatomy? A 2014 Yale University study found that US women are equally incompetent when it comes to knowing how their own bodies work. Interestingly, the British study also found that 70 percent of women could correctly identity the foreskin, penis and testes. Looks like both Brits and Americans need to bone up on their sexual education!

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Check out more about a study in which only half of participants could identify the pussy on a diagram:https://jezebel.com/study-finds-only-half-of-british-women-can-identify-a-v-1786108361

Most Women Prefer Hairless Pussies, New Study Confirms

The intriguing question of whether women prefer their pussies to be perfectly groomed continues to be a source of interest for researchers. And now, a new study proves that most women, particularly those with access to luxuries such as waxing, do indeed like to go hairless. So what exactly is it about bald pubes, or as The New York Times so aptly puts it, “female genitalia, bereft of hair,” that appeals to women?

The study published recently in the journal JAMA Dermatology “surveyed a sample group of 3,316 women (age 18 to 65) and found that 62.1% of them prefer to have no pubic hair and many (59%) do it for pure hygiene reasons, whether through waxing, shaving or other means,” reports Jezebel. It seems women—especially those who are younger, white, and more educated—shave their snatches increasingly for cosmetic purposes, and also because their partners prefer it: “A total of 875 (31.5%) reported grooming because they believe it makes their genitals more attractive, and 586 (21.1%) reported grooming because of partner preference,” the study concludes. The study also found that the ladies getting laid the most are the ones who regularly groom. Finally, the age-old question of why women shave their pussies has been answered!

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Check out more about the new study that confirms most women like hairless pussies here: https://jezebel.com/most-women-prefer-having-bald-pubes-new-study-confirms-1782826994

Sexperts Explain Whether Pineapple Actually Makes Cum Taste Better

Maybe you’ve heard that eating pineapple and other sweet fruits will improve your taste and smell down there. While you probably have nothing to be concerned about—we’d be willing to bet you taste just how you’re supposed to taste—many people, especially women, worry that their pussies should resemble sweet tropical fruit. To address this common anxiety, sexperts weigh in on whether foods like pineapple actually makes your cum taste better. Here’s some helpful highlights (read more below).

On Buzzfeed, an OB/GYN explains, “To be fair, this myth isn’t total garbage. Your bodily fluids—like sweat, saliva, and vaginal secretions—can all be influenced by your diet and lifestyle habits.” This means that eating pungent foods like garlic can give your spunk a pungent aroma. But, in general, eating a nutritious diet and staying well hydrated are your best tools for maintaining healthily aromatic bodily fluids—not eating a bunch of pineapple before a big date! Also, hygiene is important (washing with mild soap and water is really all you need). The bottom line: “A vagina should smell and taste like a vagina,” says the sexpert. So don’t worry—whatever you got going on down there, whether or not it tastes like a piña colada, is probably delicious!

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Check out more about whether pineapple makes your cum taste better here:

The Vagina Costume Spreading Awareness and Laughs

Have you ever wanted to show your support for pussy power—by actually dressing up as one? If the answer is yes, you’re in luck: a Brooklyn company is manufacturing Lycra and polyester costumes designed to look like a vajayjay! The company, Conceived in Brooklyn, has been making headlines lately for their adorable, $149 pink costume, which also has a philanthropic aim: to celebrate women’s vaginas!

“A vagina costume can provoke an uncomfortable response,” reads the company’s website. “Our intent is to draw attention to a topic that many people aren’t aware of.” What the company’s doing is often called “vagactivism,” defined as “a delightful form of activism that champions women’s rights by destigmatizing and celebrating the vagina.” If it isn’t totally clear how wearing a giant vagina costume will do that, besides showing pussy pride, Conceived in Brooklyn has promised to donate $10 of every $149 to 50 Cents. Period., an organization that promotes women’s health, menstrual hygiene, and sex education around the world. The costume company is also trying to spread the vagina love on social media with the hashtag #costumeforacause. So, if you want to show your love for the vag—and you don’t mind looking like a giant pink hotdog—you know where you can find your cute vulva costume!

Want to show your support for the vagine? You don’t need to dress like one to show your love!

Check out more about the vagina costume that spreads awareness here: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/05/25/what_is_the_deal_with_this_149_vagina_costume.html

Vagina Massage is the Latest Craze in Women’s Health

If you follow GOOP’s new-agey, bougie health column and other health magazines like it, you’ve probably heard of the latest craze in women’s health: vagina massage, aka, yoni massage. And if so, you probably also heard that it is basically an erotic massage—which costs $300! So, we gotta ask: why would you pay someone a boatload of money to get you off when you can just do it yourself?

The Daily Beast reports, “These erotic massages have been around for decades, offered by sensual new-agey masseuses and masseurs in a major metropolis near you. But after a recent women’s health article drew attention the practice, gossip mags and tabloids have declared them a ‘craze’ that is on ‘rise.’” Yoni massages, which are named after the Sanskrit word for “place of birth,” involve just what you’d imagine: the labia majora is rubbed, then the clitoris, and the G-spot, until the woman is brought to orgasm. Several OB/GYN’s have commented that women can easily do this themselves manually, with a vibrator, or with a partner, making the massage not only very expensive but also very unnecessary. So, even if you don’t have $15,000 to buy a gold-plated dildo like Gwyneth Paltrow, women’s doctors are suggesting you just perform your own yoni massages at home for all the same health benefits—and fun!

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Check out more about vagina massages here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/28/the-goop-crowd-s-latest-craze-is-vagina-massage.html

There’s an Evolutionary Reason To Go Down On Your Woman

Some men just really really love to eat pussy—which, from an evolutionary perspective, actually works out in their favor. While closing that unfair orgasm gap is enough of a reason to go down on your partner (or simply out of common courtesy), Charles Darwin is giving you another reason. Women might have evolved to stay with partners who perform cunnilingus, Medical Daily suggests.

Oral sex can heighten arousal and, as a result, overall sexual satisfaction. This could explain why a sexually satisfied woman who’s getting good head would choose to stay with her partner instead of finding another. According to Medical Daily, there’s research to back up this theory: “The research showed that men who were most likely to report getting their partner to orgasm during oral sex were more likely to think their woman was sought after by other men. Therefore, the more eager men are to please partners believed to have better options the more likely they may be to perform cunnilingus to keep their mates from cheating.” In other words, if women are getting off enough with their current sex partners—which is more likely to happen when they’re getting plenty of good head—they might be less likely to cheat. Thanks for the good news, Darwin!

Looking for some satisfaction? You don’t need an evolutionary reason to get some good good lovin’!

Check out more about the evolutionary reason to go down on your woman here: https://mic.com/articles/143715/there-s-a-scientific-reason-why-you-should-be-having-more-oral-sex

Vaginal Suppositories Offer a Whole New Way to Ingest Cannabis

These days, cannabis entrepreneurs are coming out with new and exciting ways to ingest the drug: edibles, vaporizing, oils and balms. But now, one company is promising to take weed to the next level with its latest product: a pot-infused vaginal suppository. That’s right, Foria, the same company that brought you pot-infused lube, is now offering women a whole new way to reap the medicinal benefits of marijuana—through their va-jay-jay’s!

The company is marketing the product as a pain relief option for menstruation: “Till now, women had few options to address menstrual discomfort, primarily systemic pain relievers such as Ibuprofen or herbal teas,” Foria says. But don’t expect it to get your pussy stoned—it’s non-psychoactive “because of the delivery format.” The suppository delivers approximately 60 milligrams of THC and 10 milligrams of CBD, and is made of a mix of cocoa butter, CO2-extracted cannabis oil and a CBD isolate. It’s also adsorbed much faster through the vagina, taking only about 15 minutes to kick in instead of the usual two hours when ingesting edibles, which are adsorbed through the liver. So, ladies, if you’re looking for some buzz-worthy relief, check out your local weed stores in Cali and, hopefully soon, Colorado.

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Check out more about the pot-infused vaginal suppository here: https://www.westword.com/news/introducinga-pot-infused-vaginal-suppository-7542560

7 Things Everyone With a Pussy Should Know About Kegels

Ladies, have you been doing your Kegels lately? You know the importance of pelvic floor exercises for keeping your lady parts nice and toned and ready for action, but do you know how to do them correctly? Here are 7 things you need to know about keeping your pussy healthy and strong with Kegels.

Most people do Kegels wrong
The majority of people squeeze the muscles around their va-jay-jays like the butt and thighs. “To find the right muscles, try to stop your pee midstream next time you go to the bathroom. The muscles you need to do that are the muscles needed to do a Kegel exercise,” says a physical therapist.
Make sure you squeeze and lift your pelvic floor like an elevator
“Imagine that elevator going up into your body, hold the elevator, and let it go back down.” And remember the “lifting” is what’s important here — many people just push down on their pelvic floor or squeeze, which isn’t effective.
Ask your gynecologist to check out your technique
Your gyno can easily tell you if you’re using the right muscles. They can also give you pointers, and let you know about the current tone of your pelvic floor.
You can actually see your muscles working if you’re doing them correctly
“If you want to check out your Kegels in action, you can lay on your back with a mirror between your legs. If you’re doing them correctly, you’ll see what’s called a ‘clitoral nod’ and an ‘anal wink’ — meaning that your clitoris will shift down and your anus will tighten into a smaller shape.”
You can pretty much do them anywhere
Sitting or lying down, standing up—however you feel comfortable. And since no one will know you’re doing them, you can literally do them anywhere.
You can even do them during sex!
“Sometimes it can help your Kegel technique to have something solid to squeeze, like a partner’s penis or a toy,” says the physical therapist. “And since the added ~grip~ can be pleasurable for your partner, that’s some A+ multitasking.”
Kegels will improve your sexual pleasure
Kegels help your lady parts to function better, and with more strength and blood flow to the area, it’s going to enhance sensations during sex.

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Check out more things every lady should know about Kegels: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/youre-squeezing-right-now-arent-you#.yyMknE6aJ4