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The Craziest Things Women Put In Their Pussies Last Year

ivankaIt seems that every year vaginal trends get even weirder. From glitter capsules to cucumber cleanses, there are some truly bizarre products for the pussy out there. Here are the craziest things women put in their pussies in 2017.

  1. Wasp nests
    Actual insect nests were ground into a paste and sold on Etsy to “heal episiotomy cuts, rejuvenate the uterine wall and clean out the vagina.” The listing has since been deleted because, you know, wasp nests are not meant to be put into vaginas.
  2. Cucumber cleanse
    These were meant to “help sanitize and maintain a pleasant odor.” Hot tip: it doesn’t work.
  3. Vicks VapoRub
    Some claim it’s both a “cleaner” and a sex-booster. Good luck with that!
  4. Lipstick glue
    The man who invented it says it helps clean the “self-cleaning shower drain” also known as the pussy. Any man who refers to a woman’s pussy as a “drain” should not be selling vaginal products, just FYI.
  5. Glitter
    Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules dissolve when placed in the vagina and release “sparkling candy-flavored passion dust.” Despite going viral, these glitter capsules are not doctor-approved or safe to insert inside your pussy.

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Check out more of the weirdest things women put in their pussies in 2017: https://nypost.com/2017/12/29/the-craziest-things-women-did-to-their-vaginas-this-year/

Painter Turns Pussies Into Works Of Art

4305595470_3f705f390f_zJaqueline Secor’s surreal paintings of the female anatomy prove every pussy is a work of art. Secor’s The Diversity of Nature presents a “palette of labias majora and minora as diverse as the rich colors she uses to paint them,” according to Vice. Models from around the world posed for the paintings, presenting a colorful multitude of pussies in all their various shapes and sizes.

Secor’s work depicts the pussy as a beautiful flower—sometimes literally—and in doing so makes a powerful statement about the beauty of the female form. For the artist, painting pussies became an “artistic campaign for personal empowerment.” The artist says of her body-positive work, “This series honors each body in all of its individuality.”

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Check out more about The Diversity of Nature: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7xxe9x/nsfw-this-feminist-ex-mormon-is-bringing-floral-vagina-paintings-to-utah

Pussy Emojis Finally Exist

vaginaanatomyHave you been looking for a new sext-positive emoji? If so, look no further than pussy emojis, which are promising to take your sexting game to a whole new level. Flirtmoji, a sex-positive startup company, released a set of five diverse and adorable pussy emojis for your flirting pleasure.

“The self-proclaimed ‘group of hornballs‘ launched Flirtmoji last year to create a visual language of almost 200 emojis ‘designed to empower people of all sexualities to communicate their desires, concerns and flirtations,’” says HuffPo. Just like in real life, each pussy is designed to have a unique shape, size and color. Flirtmoji wants to create a whole new way to talk about sex in a fun, playful way. How perfect!

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Check out more about pussy emojis: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/adorable-vagina-emojis-exist-and-weve-never-been-happier_us_561d3ab3e4b028dd7ea54722

Surprising Facts About How Women Watch Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingHere’s something a lot of people don’t know: women watch porn! YouPorn recently released some data about how women, one quarter of YouPorn’s audience, watch porn, and the results might surprise you. To start, the three most viewed porn categories by women are Lesbian, Romantic, and Threesome.

In comparison to men, women are more likely to search for “hardcore pussy licking” (630%), “lesbian scissor” (570%), and “lesbian threesome” (351%). YouPorn also found that 56% of women have apparently imagined themselves appearing in a porn video, and 28% of the women choose videos with a dominating female character—naughty! For women in relationships, 89% prefer to watch porn alone, but 69% (wink wink) wouldn’t mind if their partner found them watching it!

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Check out more data about how women watch porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/this-is-how-women-actually-feel-about-watching-porn

9 Orgasms You’ve Probably Had If You Have a Pussy

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23Just like a woman’s pussy, an orgasm comes in all shapes and sizes. From a really intense twitchy one to one that makes you wonder if you just squirted, you’ve probably experienced a range of orgasms if you have a pussy. Here are some of the most familiar ones (check out the complete list from BuzzFeed below).

  1. The “WTF Just Happened” Orgasm
    Maybe the friction from a bike or a train caused it. Maybe you didn’t see it coming and then all of a sudden there you are, cumming. Whatever it is, IT CAME AND IT FELT AWESOME.
  2. The “Almost… Almost… Almost… Almost…” Orgasm
    This is the orgasm that fakes you out over and over and over again…before finally showing up! Good things happen to those who wait!
  3. The “Thrasher” Orgasm
    As BuzzFeed explains, “This orgasm is a switch for any convulsion your body is capable of — so be careful, because you might accidentally kick someone in the face or nearly suffocate them between your thighs like a vise. But…worth it.”
  4. The “Too Late To Skip This Part Of The Porn” Orgasm
    We’ve all been there: you’re about to cum and suddenly the porn switches to something you really don’t like—or worse, the video starts buffering—but you just. Can’t. Stop. It.
  5. The “Sorry But There’s No Way I Can Look Cute Right Now” Orgasm
    This is the orgasm that hijacks your face and does not let you control how it looks. Picture something like a scrunchy-faced beast!
  6. The Clit Orgasm
    Sometimes, you have a clitoral orgasm so good, you just have to say, “The clit is it.”
  7. The “World Record” Orgasm
    This results from testing out the highest setting on your vibrator—and cumming in two seconds.
  8. The “Wake The Neighbors” Orgasm
    This orgasm rattles the walls, the headboard, the box spring, and the windows!
  9. The “Was That Pee or Did I Squirt?” Orgasm
    You came and there was definitely a lot of bodily fluid…but what was it?

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Check out more about the various orgasms you’ve probably had if you have a pussy: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/slowly-and-then-all-at-once

7 Moments Everyone With a Pussy Has Experienced While Masturbating

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceThere are some experiences in life that are universal—and masturbation is one of them! Sometimes you’re bored, have to be stealthy, or are in the shower…so you might as well have an orgasm! If you have a pussy, we guarantee you will recognize some—or all—of these scenarios (check out the full list below).

  1. When you can be really loud
    Sometimes, you have to be stealthy and put pillows and blankets on top of yourself to mute the sound of your vibrator. But then there’s those rare and sacred times when no one’s around and you can crank up the volume on your porn and really let loose!
  2. When you wind up thinking about someone you’d rather not think about
    As BuzzFeed says, “No matter what fantasy you start out with, every once in a while someone completely random pops up and hijacks your fantasy.” Whoops!
  3. When the battery fails on your vibrator right as you’re about to cum
    This is just about the. Worst. Thing. Ever!
  4. When you have nothing better to do than rack up multiple orgasms
    Sometimes, with a can-do attitude, you find out exactly how many consecutive orgasms you can have in one session!
  5. When you’re in the shower and want to test out your shower head
    Everyone’s heard that the shower head on your clit is the holy grail of orgasms, so why not give it a go while sudsing up!
  6. When you make your clit go numb from using the highest setting on your vibrator
    This is not for the faint of heart, but sometimes, you want to see if you can cum in three seconds flat!
  7. When you need to put yourself to sleep
    Everyone knows cumming before bed is the best way to ensure a good night’s sleep.

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Check out more experiences everyone with a pussy has had while masturbating: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/masturbation-is-always-the-answer

Here’s What People Are Saying About This Oral Sex Toy That Looks Like a Windmill

1435975150441.cachedLadies, have you ever fantasized about a sex toy that would simulate head? If so, we bet you never expected it to look like the Sqweel 2, an oral sex toy made by Lovehoney. Its recently become the subject of much internet discourse—mainly because it looks like a windmill made of tongues!

As one Twitter user quipped, “there’s no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman.” Another responded with, “speak for yourself, I exclusively date paddleboats.” Turns out, Sqweel 2 definitely was invented by a man, who defended his medieval waterwheel by saying that it “got a great response from female testers” and to not “knock it till you’ve tried it.” Surprisingly, a lot of reviewers have said it was “oddly accurate” and “clit lapping heaven.” But it still only has a 3.5 star rating because, according to the negative reviews, it was “Like having oral with a tired husband” and “Felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk.”

Looking for hot simulation that won’t disappoint? We can make you feel like you’re in heaven here!

Check out more about the oral sex toy that looks like a windmill: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/paddleboat-me-harder-baby

7 Things Your Pussy Wants You To Know About Masturbation

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrator1BuzzFeed wants to know: “Have you appreciated your clitoris lately?” The reason they ask is because masturbation is amazing, and so good for your mind and body! Here are 7 ways to do right by your pussy.

  1. Masturbation should never be treated as a “stand-in for sex”
    Masturbation is its own unique and important sexual outlet—as one sex therapist explains, it should be “regarded as first class” and not “relegated to a second-class citizenship.” She adds that it’s “a lifelong relationship you have with your body and with your own sexuality.”
  2. It ain’t all about the Big O
    The ultimate goal of masturbation shouldn’t be about having an orgasm—in fact, it could be giving you performance anxiety. She advises women to “just focus on pleasuring yourself without worrying about whether or not you get off.”
  3. Use your digits before graduating to toys
    Figuring out how to get yourself off first without a toy sets a good foundation before experimenting with different kinds of orgasms. “Learn your baseline, and then you can go wild,” she says.
  4. Use the clit!
    This is the main reason women have trouble orgasming. Get a vibrator and go get off!
  5. Plenty of people require simultaneous stimulation of various erogenous zones for the best orgasm, too
    If clitoral stimulation isn’t working for you, play around with penetrating yourself, or exploring other erogenous zones!
  6. Besides being super fun and feeling great, there are health benefits to masturbation
    “It relieves stress, it helps you feel more relaxed, and it boosts endorphins and testosterone levels, which can improve your mood,” according to the sexpert.
  7. Masturbating can help you enjoy sex with other people more
    As the sexperts explain, if you don’t know what feels good to you, how will you be able to guide a partner? Your pleasure starts with knowing your body, exploring your body, and embracing your sexual health.

Looking for ways to appreciate your body? Come love yourself—with us!

Check out more female masturbation tips here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/the-clit-is-it?utm_term=.xlxyb7R9G5#.lcd5MYZAzb

Janelle Monáe Thinks Women Should Consider a Sex Strike

rondaJanelle Monáe is making waves this week for her radical approach to women’s rights: a sex strike! The hot young artist recently told Marie Claire that she supports the idea of withholding sex as a form of protest. Under the tag line “The Future Is Female,” Monáe, who performed at the Women’s March in January, explains that she’d be okay with women having a sex strike, also known as the “Lysistratic non-action” approach.

“People have to start respecting the vagina,” Monáe says. “Until every man is fighting for our rights, we should consider stopping having sex.” Though she admits that she “loves men,” she says that she will not tolerate a man who doesn’t “realize our power and our magic”—and by “power,” she’s talking about “pussy power,” of course. Many have rightfully responded that such an extreme act would be punishment for women, too. After all, how can a pussy use its magic if it can’t cast any spells?

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Check out more about Janelle Monáe’s proposed sex strike: https://jezebel.com/janelle-monae-thinks-women-should-consider-a-sex-strike-1794171500

Goop’s Telling Women To Put Jade Eggs In Their Pussies 

gwynethThere’s a new product Gwyneth Paltrow recommends adding to your Goop shopping cart that’s promising to do wonders for your sex life. No, it isn’t a $15,000 gold dildo or sex-dust smoothies—it’s the “ancient” jade egg, which for $66 will “increase chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general.” Goop also boasts that the eggs “were once the strictly guarded secret of Chinese concubines and royalty in antiquity.”

Goop alleges that sleeping and walking around with a stone egg in your ladybits is not only the new kegels, but will also magically make you appear more attractive. Unsurprisingly, actual doctors are already criticizing Paltrow for dolling out pseudo-science medical advice that is actually bad for women’s health. One OB/GYN pointed out that putting a porous rock inside you is dangerous because bacteria can easily lodge into its various nooks and crannies, unlike medical-grade silicone. Having an egg up there could also have the opposite effect of kegels and actually damage those muscles. Jade eggs are currently sold out on Goop, which leads us all to wonder—after so much questionable sex advice, such as vaginal steaming and toxic lube, why are women still buying “Yoni” Snake Oil from Gwyneth Paltrow?

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Check out more about Goop telling women to put jade eggs in their pussies: https://gizmodo.com/no-you-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-your-vagina-because-1791390211