While it’s true that every dick has its own unique set of characteristics, it’s also true that when it comes to “types” of dicks, there isn’t much range. Still, the saying “When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all” isn’t totally accurate. Because there are five! Here are the five types of dicks that exist in the world:
- Short and stubby
A woman with lots of dick experience (dick-perience) on Your Tango describes guys with short and stubby dicks as having big egos. Although “they’re often fun to toy with and can be fairly witty when they want to be,” these guys can be total dicks! - The curved-to-the-north cock
These guys tend to be optimistic and upbeat (like their dicks!). They’re also dog lovers! - The curved-to-the-south dick
The term “every man has his angle” comes to mind. To give you an idea of the type of guy with this cock shape: it’s a matter of public record that Bill Clinton has a curved dick… - Frightened turtle dick
“A guy has so much foreskin (generally uncut) that his penis barely shows its face, even when standing at full attention.” Turtles are adorable! - The gourd
Just like it sounds, a gourd shape is “narrow at the base and then wide at the top of the shaft, rounding out at the head.” Gourd’s are perfect for fall!
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