Tag: Ukraine

Ukrainians Plan Apocalyptic Orgy In Event Of Nuke

Ukrainians have a really good plan in the event of a doomsday nuclear strike: having lots and lots of sex with strangers. More than 15,000 people have signed up for “Orgy on Shchekavystsa: Official,” a mass fuck-fest set up on a Telegram group in the event of Putin launching a nuclear blast. The would-be participants in the XXX extravaganza on a hill outside the capital, Kyiv, have been instructed to adorn their hands with stripes to specify what activities they’re interested in.

Those into anal sex were told to draw three stripes, while revelers into the oral variety may display four. “It’s the opposite of despair. Even in the worst-case scenario, people will look for something good. That’s the mega-optimism of Ukrainians,” one woman reportedly told Radio Free Europe about the orgy. “It’s an attempt to show that the more they try to scare us, the more we will transform it into something else,” a man added.

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Check out more about Ukrainians plan for an apocalyptic orgy in the event of a nuclear strike: https://nypost.com/2022/10/06/ukrainians-plan-orgy-in-event-of-putin-launching-nuke/

Russian Troops Try To Pick Up Ukrainian Women On Tinder

Talk about sleeping with the enemy. Russian soldiers poised to invade Ukraine have bombarded women on the other side of the border with Tinder messages. “I actually live in Kyiv but changed my location settings to Kharkiv after a friend told me there were Russian troops all over Tinder,” said one woman. Her app lit up with matches from soldiers named Andrei, Alexander, Gregory, Michail and “Black” some 20 miles away.

“One muscular guy posed up trying to look sexy in bed posing with his pistol. Another was in full Russian combat gear and others just showed off in tight stripy vests,” she said. Many Russian soldiers reportedly “flirted with treachery” as they gave away their military positions, according to Ukrainian military intelligence officials. “These guys are just the same as anyone else on Tinder—they want love or companionship,” she explained.

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Check out more about Russian troops flirting with Ukrainian women on Tinder: https://nypost.com/2022/02/24/ukrainian-women-say-russian-troops-are-flirting-with-them-on-tinder/