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UK Government Makes Casual Sex Illegal

The UK Government is cracking down on casual fucking. The bizarre law banning Brits from getting it on with someone outside their household comes as several lockdown restrictions are eased. Britons are questioning the Government’s bizarre rules about fucking—as sex in your home with someone from another household is banned, but technically it’s okay in the backyard.

Addressing the new rules on sex, one person wrote on social media: “Will the cops be setting stings up on Tinder now that it’s illegal to have sex unless you’re living together?” Another posted a GIF of a drooling Homer Simpson, saying: “Illegal sex sounds so hot.” One Twitter user joked his wife was going to “ban sex with people she lives with, in solidarity.”

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Check out more about the UK government making casual sex illegal: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8376955/Eyebrows-raised-government-makes-sex-home-person-household-ILLEGAL.html

UK Athlete Called Out Over Sex Party During Lockdown

A well-known athlete in the UK is in hot water after hosting an illicit sex party during quarantine. It was reported that football star Kyle Walker and a friend paid £2,200 for two women to visit his home. Tabloids reported that the escorts left his house the following morning—the same day England urged the public to follow government guidelines on social distancing.

Many were quick to call out Walker’s naughty rule-breaking: a City spokesman said, “Manchester City are aware of a story in a tabloid newspaper regarding the private life of Kyle Walker in relation to a breach of the UK lockdown and social distancing rules.” Walker, who has 48 England caps, said: “I want to take this opportunity to issue a public apology for the choices I made last week. I understand that my position as a professional footballer brings the responsibility of being a role model.” Kyle Walker, have you heard of adult entertainment via the internet?

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Check out more about a football player’s sex party scandal during the lockdown: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/apr/05/city-to-investigate-kyle-walker-over-sex-party-that-broke-quarantine-rules

Married At First Sight’s Contestant Reveals Burglars Stole Her Sex Toys

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Married At First Sight’s Mishel Karen has revealed thieves broke into her home and stole her sex toys. Karen told the Not Here to Make Friends podcast that the burglars took the intimate gadgets and other “personal stuff.” She explained that the kinky criminals snatched her bras, panties and shoes.

She didn’t hear about the robbery until later because she was busy filming the show at the time. She said, “My daughter [Eva] was calling me for four hours… and producers wouldn’t let me speak to her because I was filming a commitment ceremony.” Recalling her phone call with Eva, she said: “I said to her, ‘Go check in the drawer.’ They stole our vibrators and they took [Eva’s] as well!”

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Check out more about Married At First Sight’s sex toy robbery: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8153557/Married-Sights-Mishel-Karen-Burglars-stole-sex-toys.html

Porn Baron’s Granddaughters To Open Cabaret Club “Madame Jojo’s”

Porn baron Paul Raymond’s granddaughters are spearheading plans to reopen the infamous Soho cabaret club Madame Jojo’s. Celebrities in the UK are endorsing the club, including Lorde who got her start there during her first UK shows. Its closure was rumored to be part of plans to ‘gentrify’ the Soho area—but four year’s ago efforts took place to re-open the club and revamp the building.

A permit for the club included under the section Adult Entertainment reads: “Some performances may contain nudity, including burlesque-style.” The club was owned by self-styled “king of Soho” Raymond, who ran the venue along with several erotic magazines and strip bars. Mr. Raymond was famous for his racy parties, and even entertained troops with his revue dancers in 1967. Long live Madame Jojo’s!

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Check out more about the racy cabaret club Madame Jojo’s reopening: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8059225/Porn-baron-Paul-Raymonds-granddaughters-lead-plan-reopen-West-End-cabaret-club-Madame-Jojos.htm

Australia Wants To Use Face Scans To Unlock Online Porn

5251858320_e30b4d759c_zAustralia’s government wants to scan the faces of people accessing adult websites. The Department of Home Affairs put forward the proposal in its submission to a parliamentary inquiry looking at age verification on online gambling and porn sites. There was immediate backlash, with opponents of the bill pointing out that a government facial recognition database would create an easy target for hackers.

Porn industry Eros Association said, “It will be interesting to see how many politicians are looking at porn. And I think they would have some interesting fetishes.” The department wrote that the facial verification technology was “primarily designed to prevent identity crime” but that it supported increased use of it “across the Australian economy to strengthen age verification processes.” Many compared it to the UK’s failed age verifying plan: “People will just make workarounds, whole new ways to to watch. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.”

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Check out more about Australia wanting to use face scanning on adult websites: https://www.buzzfeed.com/cameronwilson/facial-recognition-porn-australia-government-plan

UK’s Favorite Sex Positions

270833119_0d8840e498_zA sex toy retailer looked into the most-searched sex positions in the UK to find out the favorites for Valentine’s Day. Classic positions like the 69, missionary and cowgirl make the top five most-searched, while the Eagle racked up 150,000 searches in the last month alone. Londoners named the Eagle, the missionary position where the woman puts her legs in the air, as their favorite position.

It seems Love Island had people inspired—the Eagle was made famous by Curtis Pritchard on the racy show last year. And other unusual positions sparked interest online included the Butter Churner, made popular by Callum Jones on Love Island, the Anvil, the Mermaid and the Turtle. People in Scotland are adventurous, preferring 69 and the standing position, while elsewhere Spooning, Doggy Style and the Pretzel also make the top 10 most searched positions.

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Check out more about UK’s favorite sex positions: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7995007/What-countrys-loved-sex-position-Love-Islands-Eagle-comes-top.html

Shameless Couple Caught Having Sex On Bus

2-215A naughty video is making the rounds on the internet showing a UK couple passionately fucking on a public bus. A man in a van caught the salacious strap-bangers “vigorously” going at it on the upper deck of the bus—in full view of passersby. The caught-on-camera tryst depicts a woman blatantly mounting her partner in front of other passengers as the bus travels down the street.

The randy clip of the exhibitionists was posted to social media, which has garnered 60,000 views. The man who took the video hopes that “they’re a couple and not doing it on the sly, because now they’ve gone viral.” At the bus stop: Keep on with the force; Don’t stop ’til you get enough!

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Check out more about a couple fucking on a public bus: https://nypost.com/2019/12/19/shameless-couple-caught-having-sex-on-bus/

British Cops Broke Bathroom Stall Having Sex On Hurricane Rescue Mission

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zTwo naughty cops are in big trouble after getting frisky on duty. According to an investigation, the two officers got it on in a bathroom stall on a hurricane rescue mission to the British Virgin Islands. The investigation heard that officers were said to have damaged the door during the vigorous fuck fest.

The claims were made that the “gold commander” of a contingent of UK police officers was sent to the British Virgin Islands to assist with the response to 2017’s Hurricane Irma. The investigation found that the officer’s “very serious breach of behavior” amounted to gross misconduct. When good cops go bad…

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Check out more about two British cops breaking a bathroom stall while having sex on a rescue mission: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7709885/Police-officers-broke-toilet-having-sex-hurricane-rescue-mission-British-Virgin-Islands.html

Thieves Steal $2 Million Worth Of Sex Toys

sexydiceSome naughty thieves made off with a cargo of sex toys worth $2 million. The adult please products were stolen from a truck parked overnight destined for “adult toy” company Rocks-Off Ltd. Sex toy retailer Rocks-Off, established in 2003, has production facilities in the UK and China, with its HQ and warehouses in Britain.

The truck was en route to Rocks Off when the robbery happened. In a statement, the police said “(t)he incident happened between 1am and 6.30am in the lay-by, and involved a lorry traveling from Felixstowe to Kettering in order to deliver its load to Rocks-Off Ltd”. Now that’s hard luck!

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Check out more about a robbery involving $2 million worth of sex toys in the UK: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7663183/Saucy-thieves-steal-cargo-SEX-TOYS-worth-1million-truck-parked-roadside.html

UK Government Ditches ‘Porn Block’

img_5939The UK government has permanently shelved its controversial “porn block,” which would have enforced age verification on porn sites. In a statement, the Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) confirmed that the government “will not be commencing part three of the Digital Economy Act (2017).” This act, which was dubbed the “porn block,” would have made the UK the first country in the world to introduce age verification laws for online porn.

The age checks would have required uploading a passport or driving license or purchasing a “porn pass” from a store to prove one’s age. After repeated stalling and rescheduling, the government has eventually ditched the plan entirely. The government has decided that its “objective of coherence will be best achieved through our wider online harms proposals and, as a consequence, will not be commencing Part 3 of the Digital Economy Act 2017 concerning age verification for online pornography.”

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Check out more about the UK ditching their porn block: https://mashable.com/article/uk-porn-block-ditched-what-next/