British Royals Are Top Celeb Sex Doll Requests

It seems sex doll enthusiasts really want to get raunchy with the royals. A leading UK adult toy company has revealed that Princess Diana, Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are among their top celebrity sex doll requests. Toymakers say they are inundated with requests for look-alike life-size sex dolls.

“We get requests for Princess Diana regularly, especially after the latest series of ‘The Crown,’ but we would never open ourselves up to accusations of cheapening her memory,” the CEO said. “If we were just motivated by money we would create Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton dolls and see through sales who is the most popular, but at heart, I am a royalist.” Meanwhile, the British XXX company says it’s also flooded with requests for sex dolls that look like London-born hunk Tom Hardy, as well as Tu-Pac.

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MP’s Have Prostitutes Waiting In Hotel Room During Foreign Trips

MPs found sex workers waiting in their hotel rooms on a foreign trip, according to recent claims. The politicians are said to have been part of an All-Party Parliamentary Group (APPG) visit to a dictatorship when the XXX circumstances arose. There is no suggestion the MPs knew the prostitutes would be there, or that they used their services—but the claim highlights the potential risks with complaints that some trips are blighted by “sex and heavy drinking.”

The Times reported that on another visit to an important ally of the UK an MP had to be rebuked for repeatedly propositioning young female interns. An investigation found that when hosted abroad by diplomats, some would stay on to “pursue their interest in local women,” adding that others routinely engaged in drunken and lewd misbehavior—much to the annoyance of local officials. “If a hostile state is lucky they may get photos and they will make sure they know exactly what has happened. And then they might get something from that,” a government source said.

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Check out more about MP’s XXX behavior on foreign trips: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11578901/MPs-sex-workers-waiting-hotel-rooms-foreign-trip.html

OnlyFans Insists It’s Not A Porn Site As Regulatory Crackdown Looms

OnlyFans insists that it’s not really a porn site—at least to UK regulators. “Amazon sells books on sex and gardening. Nobody calls Amazon an adult bookstore, right?” said OnlyFans strategy chief. “Our content creators provide content on anything from gardening to lady gardens, and for some reason, OnlyFans is ‘an adult-content site.’”

The site has also pledged to make its operations more transparent as lawmakers aim to crack down on “illegal material online.” OnlyFans informed British lawmakers that it backs the legislation, and said that it has removed more than a million posts that have violated their acceptable use policy. The company has tried to walk the tightrope of maintaining its vast porn audience while lining up funding from mainstream lenders who are wary of being associated with a platform made famous by sex workers.

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Check out more about OnlyFans claiming it’s not a porn site to UK lawmakers: https://nypost.com/2022/10/17/onlyfans-insists-its-not-a-porn-site-as-crackdown-looms/

Armed Forces Personnel Banned From Hiring Sex Workers Overseas

Britain’s military has introduced a blanket ban on personnel paying prostitutes for sex while stationed abroad. The move, which will apply equally to all three branches of the military, comes as the Ministry of Defense tries to encourage more women to enlist. The policy is designed to target sexual activity which involves British service personnel abusing their position of power while on duty overseas, with a zero-tolerance attitude.

Those deemed to have been participating in “offending behaviour,” which the Mod describes as “transactional sex,” faces being discharged. They could also face prosecution if the country in which the offense was committed criminalizes the behavior. “You know, we want more and more women to be in our forces, we have to bear in mind all that means in different environments, and we have to set parameters for those environments and be very clear what is acceptable,” said the Defense Secretary.

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Check out more about Britain’s Armed Forces ban on hiring sex workers while overseas: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11030291/Armed-Forces-banned-paying-sex-overseas-bid-tackle-unacceptable-sexual-behaviour.html

Queen Warned About Denmark’s Porn Industry Before Meeting Monarch

It seems the Queen was briefed before her meeting with Denmark’s monarch—about porn. Before she met Margrethe II during the Queen of Denmark’s state visit to the UK in 1974, she was advised not to mention the nation’s “reputation as the pornography capital of Europe.” “Whenever she’s meeting any world leader there’s always two files she studies very closely,” the Royal biographer explained. “One is called ‘personality notes’ and the other ‘topics to be avoided.’ They don’t hold back, either.”

The pornography issue appeared in the “topics to be avoided” file ahead of the meeting with the Queen of Denmark, saying: “Danes are sensitive about Denmark’s reputation as the pornography capital of Europe.” The biographer said, “I think two queens are fairly unlikely to stray into that territory.” In another entry about an unnamed Caribbean prime minister in 1977, he was described as “a ladies’ man with a particular liking for blondes.”

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Check out more about the Queen’s briefing on Denmark’s porn industry before meeting the monarch: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10955149/The-Queen-warned-not-mention-Denmarks-porn-industry-Majesty-met-monarch.html 

UK Troops Filmed Orgy At Barracks, Barred From NATO Deployment

Hundreds of British paratroopers were banned from a NATO deployment after videos surfaced of an orgy with a civilian woman. Eight paratroopers serving in the UK’s 16 Air Assault Brigade were under police investigation over a video of them having sex with a woman who had been snuck into the barracks. The woman had been in the barracks as many as 31 times over the past five months, according to The Times of London.

Although military police ultimately determined that no crime was committed, the UK’s head of the Army said that the orgy was against the army’s values. “My message to the army is clear – our license to operate is founded on trust and confidence and we must hold ourselves to the highest standards,” he said. “I am not prepared to risk the NATO mission or the reputation of the British army by deploying 3 Para at this time.”

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Check out more about UK troops filming an orgy in the barracks: https://nypost.com/2022/06/19/uk-troops-barred-from-nato-deployment-after-video-of-orgy/

Woman Paid To Watch Porn Says It’s The Best Job In The World

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A woman who’s being paid to watch porn brings new meaning to the term “money shot.” The 22-year old is required to gather data from kinky clips so that Bedbible can compile an “in-depth report about tendencies and statistics in porn.” Her first assignment is to watch Pornhub’s 100 most-viewed videos, noting the duration of each clip, the sex positions featured in them, fetishes, and the number of orgasms included.

The woman, who says it’s the best job in the world, admits there are some differences between viewing porn professionally and for pleasure. With this gig, she has to enter all the dirty data into a spreadsheet; she’s also required to watch all videos from beginning to end, including corny plot lines. Still, she says there’s no chance she’ll get sick of the role—which only requires a laptop, WiFi, and the fortitude to watch a lot of fornication.

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Check out more about a woman who gets paid to watch porn: https://nypost.com/2022/05/18/im-paid-to-watch-porn-all-day-i-cant-believe-i-have-the-best-job-in-the-world/

Couple Caught Having Sex On Edge Of Cliff

It’s a real cliffbanger. A horny UK couple took their love life to new heights while having sex on a cliff in full view of restaurant diners. The video of the seaside fuckfest is making the rounds online; the camera person was reportedly eating at a restaurant when they noticed the high-altitude hanky-panky going down on the bluff opposite the eatery.

“An elderly couple turned to me and said there was some live entertainment going on behind us,” the camera person said. In the XXX footage, the naked duo can be seen graphically fucking on the grassy bluff from multiple positions—all the while, hikers can be seen traversing a path above, apparently oblivious to the nearby lovers. The camera person added that the couple got it on “for about 30 minutes, then they just got their clothes back on and left.”

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Check out more about a video of a couple having sex on the edge of a cliff: https://nypost.com/2022/05/27/couple-caught-having-sex-on-edge-of-a-cliff-in-video/

Gemma Collins Launches Durex Vibrators To Remove Stigma Around Sex Toys

UK celebrity Gemma Collins has teamed up with Durex to release a range of sex toys in hopes of breaking down the stigma of self-love. The star took to Instagram to announce the sex-positive partnership with a short video: “Guys it’s 2022, why do we get so awks about self-love huns?” Then she cheekily quipped, “It’s so important to take some time for yourself, if you know what I mean.”

She revealed she’s working with the brand with the launch of three new vibrators. “I am SO proud and excited to be able to share that I’m working with @durex to support the launch of its new Sex Toy range with 3 amazing new vibrators,” she wrote. Collins wants to destigmatize the use of sex toys, saying “Self-love and the use of sex toys in ALL forms is so empowering. If you’re married, single, in a situationship, whatever, anyone and everyone is welcome. Help me break the self-love taboo!”

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Check out more about Gemma Collins’ new line of vibrators with Durex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10791273/Gemma-Collins-joins-forces-Durex-release-range-sex-toys.html

UK Politician Resigns After Watching ‘Tractor Porn’ In House Of Commons

Neil Parish, the Tory member of Parliament, resigned his seat after admitting to viewing racy X-rated videos in the chamber. The conservative legislator had a “moment of madness,” he said, when he looked up X-rated content during an idle moment when he was waiting for a vote. The former farmer said that he first came across the obscure online erotica by chance while looking at tractors on his mobile phone—then strayed to a website with a “very similar name.”

Parish said he watched the NSFW video “for a bit, which I shouldn’t have done.” But on the second occasion, he admitted that he looked for the porn deliberately—and was caught in the act by two female MPs. His resignation came less than 24 hours after he declared he would refuse to leave his seat unless he was found guilty—conservative colleagues told him otherwise, fearing voter backlash ahead of local elections.

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Check out more about a UK politician resigning his seat after getting caught watching tractor porn: https://nypost.com/2022/04/30/neil-parish-resigns-admits-he-sought-tractor-porn-in-house-of-commons/