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These Musicians Invented Sex, According To The Latest Twitter Meme

condomsIt turns out sex was invented by musical acts like Lady Gaga, The 1975, and BTS—at least according to Twitter. After a religious tweet went viral for saying that sex was created by God, Twitter users responded that, actually, musicians being openly horny encouraged everyone else to do the same. Here are the best responses to the tweet, “Sex was created by God, for marriage, between a husband and a wife. Not for a boyfriend and girlfriend that are dating.”

  1. “sex was invented in 2012 when the 1975 said ‘if we’re gonna do anything we might as well just fuck'”
    Good idea!
  2. “sex was invented by lana del rey in 2012 when she wrote down the words ‘my pussy tastes like pepsi cola’”
    Delicious!
  3. “sex was invented in 2008 when Lady Gaga said ‘let’s have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick'”
    Definitely makes us want to get down!
  4. “sex was invented in 2014 when yoongi rapped ‘my voice turns people on, whether be a man or a woman, the flexible movements of my tongue will make you cum'”
    Hot!
  5. “Sex was invented in 1994 when Marilyn Manson said ‘I am the god of fuck!'”
    So sex was created by god!
  6. “No offense but I thought sex was invented in the Purple Rain movie when Prince told Appelonia to purify herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka”
    They’re not wrong…
  7. “sex was invented in 2012 by bruno mars when he said ’cause your sex takes me to paradise'”
    Sexy and heavenly!
  8. “sex was invented in 2011 when the lonely island and akon released ‘i just had sex'”
    Naughty!
  9. “sex was invented in 2012 when one direction said ‘i want you to rock me'”
    Further proof that sex was invented by horny musicians!

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Check out more about the Twitter meme about musicians inventing sex: https://mashable.com/article/sex-was-invented-meme/

The ‘Spell Coconut’ Meme Offers Racy Advice For Dick Riding

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm23One Twitter user really heated up the internet with a sexy tweet offering dick riding advice. The user wrote, “dick riding tip #1: spell COCONUT with your waist.” The tweet set off an entire “spell coconut” craze and has been liked over 200,000 times since it was posted.

Twitter users wasted no time responding, with some men giving the advice a nod of approval and ladies pulling out their notebooks to jot down notes. “By the time you spell coco I be ready to nut,” one user wrote. “Me looking for more tips cause this just changed my life,” another user wrote.

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Check out more about the ‘spell coconut’ meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/spell-coconut/

8 Hilarious Tweets About Sex

deliveyrinrear-haymarketrebelTwitter nails it (pun intended!) on the raunchy tweets. The Twitterverse just seems to understand how well the platform works for sex jokes. Here are 8 of the most hilarious and naughty tweets about sex.

  1. “[during sex]
    Me: hurt me
    Him: your metabolism isn’t what it was in high school and it shows
    Me: wait
    Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything you’re bad at because you’re afraid of failure.”
    Ouch!
  2. “‘Okay now let’s do a silly one!’ – me after sex.”
    It’s funny cause it’s true…
  3. “pee after sex or you will get a tgi friday’s.”
    Or an HGTV!
  4. “british people be having sex like:
    mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving.”
    Cheerio!
  5. “i’m tryna have sex so rough that the earthquake is shook.”
    Sex goals right there.
  6. “Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave.”
    Inventive!
  7. “Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
    Sage advice.
  8. “yeah sure love is love but I’m pretty sure douching ur ass for 2 hours to bottom for a top who you have to double text in order to get a one word response isn’t love, sweetie.”
    Words to live by.

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Check out more raunchy sex tweets: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocket2/just-22-hilarious-tweets-about-sex

The Internet Is Sexualizing The New Pokemon Made Of Cream

Image Source: Daily Dot

There’s a new pokemon taking the internet by storm for its sweet, delicious, creaminess—among other things. Alcremie is the pokemon that produces whipped cream—and how good her cream tastes depends on her mood. Make her happy, and her cream tastes even better.

Obviously, the internet has a very dirty mind: “Nintendo: Alcremie elvoles into Cumslut with the use of a Load Stone! The more you please her, the sweeter the cream pies!” writes one Twitter user. Another user writes, “BOYS GET READY. ALCREMIE PORN IS COMING.” But one tweet pretty much perfectly sums it up: “ALCREMIE IS LITERALLY THE CUM POKEMON.”

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Check out more about the new naughty pokemon that produces sweet cream: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/alcremie-cream-pokemon-memes/

Grandmother Mistook Silicon Sex Toys For Thermal Socks

wtf-1780728_640You can imagine a man’s surprise when his grandmother mistook his sex toys for a pair of socks. It seems granny put the man’s flesh-lights on her feet, thinking they were thermal socks. A hilarious video—that has obviously gone viral—shows the man attempting to remove the sex toys from his grandmother’s feet.

As one might imagine, the “socks” were difficult to remove. But after vigorously pulling at them (as we can only imagine he’s used to doing with these particular sex toys…) they eventually came off her feet. The man jokingly added on Twitter that the “socks” were “still warm.”

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Check out more about a grandmother using flesh-lights as socks: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7234301/Man-reveals-grandmother-mistook-SEX-TOYS-thermal-SOCKS.html

James Blunt’s X-rated Twitter Posts

britishunderwearUK mega-star James Blunt is all about bawdy humor on his widely-followed social media accounts. The naughty musician took things up a notch when he shared details about his sex life on Twitter in response to a fan’s question. When the fan asked the musician about how he seduces women with his music, Blunt responded: “Wet.”

The tweet garnered over 82,000 likes and 11,000 shares. A couple of days before, another social media user had asked Blunt: “How do you get a girl with your music?” Cheeky James wrote back: “You get one free with every album purchase. (Terms and Conditions apply.)”

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Check out more about James Blunt’s X-rated Twitter posts: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6950331/James-Blunt-makes-X-rated-joke-sex-life-Twitter.html

Tumblr Loses Almost A Third Of Its Users After Banning Porn

tumblrNot surprisingly, tumblr suffered a massive blow (no pun intended) to its site after banning porn. It seems porn was the lifeblood of Tumblr, and since the site decided to ban all adult content, its users have mostly all left. Traffic fell from 521 million monthly page views to 151 million fewer page views, or a 29 percent drop after the ban.

Google Trends also shows a steady decline in interest in Tumblr — at the highest point over the last 90 days, Google ranked Tumblr at 100, or the “peak popularity for the term” on the day Tumblr’s porn ban went into effect. But now, Google listed interest in Tumblr at only 34. It seems users that used tumblr for porn have switched over to Twitter: as one Twitter user said, “the minute tumblr banned porn is the minute they signed over a million people to twitter and I’m the proof.”

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Check out more about how tumblr has lost almost a third of its users after banning porn: https://mashable.com/article/tumblr-lost-a-third-of-its-users-after-porn-ban/#N1aswpEeDaqf

Man Discovers His Grandfather Using His Sex Toy As Vase for Grandmother’s Ashes

3048138225_487c3204c1_zYou can imagine a man’s surprise to discover his Tenga sex toy was being used as a vase to hold his grandmother’s ashes. The Japanese man noticed the striped bright red device with fresh flowers poking out the top on his grandfather’s altar. The grandson found out that his grandfather had taken a pair of pliers and torn a hole in the top of the masturbation device to fit the flowers in.

The grandson joked on Twitter: “Of course, if Tengas came with a large opening at the tip, they would be extremely messy to use for their original purpose.” Twitter users suggested the grandfather may have read the word ‘Tenga’ printed on the side, and assumed it was just the Japanese word meaning ‘grace’ or ‘elegance.’ The grandson revealed he has since gotten rid of the makeshift vase – but was too embarrassed to tell his grandfather what it really was.

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Check out more about a man discovering his grandfather using his sex toy as a vase for his grandmother’s ashes: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6772375/Japanese-man-discovers-grandfather-using-sex-toy-vase-grandmothers-ashes.html

Unpopular Sex Opinions On Twitter

Image Source: Pixland via Getty Images Twitter users have some piping hot opinions on all things related to sex. Recently, a thread was created to share some of the more unpopular sex opinions. Here are the best ones we found!

  1. “sometimes foreplay is better than sex.”
    Methinks twitter disagrees…
  2. “missionary is lit.”
    Is it?
  3. “69 is trash.”
    You know what they say about one man’s trash!
  4. “Big dick don’t mean good dick.”
    Twitter loves big dicks!
  5. “If you’re not gonna play with my nipples LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”
    Fair enough.
  6. “I hate having sex with music/the tv on..I wonna hear everything!! My wetness! The smacking! Slapping! Furniture moving! Deep breathing! Moanings!! (I need to be able to replay it in my head later on in the day, vividly!)”
    Sounds good!
  7. “Sex is better when you have a connection, them meaningless hook ups are wack.”
    Nothing wrong with some casual fun!
  8. “Good sex only last 15-20 mins tops.”
    But does it?
  9. “Faking it in an obviously dramatic way (and making them believe it) is way more fun than actually finishing.”
    Hmmm…
  10. “I dislike the idea of receiving oral and prefer giving.”
    Sharing is caring!
  11. “Men who like their tiddies sucked have big dick energy.”
    Whatever turns you on!
  12. “Y’all are not ready for BDSM if your go-to move is a hair pull and a choke.”
    Taking things beyond Fifty Shades!

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Check out more unpopular sex opinions on Twitter: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/unpopular-sex-opinions-on-twitter

The Craziest Things That’s Ever Happened To Twitter Users During Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9A Twitter user asked about the craziest thing that’s ever happened to users during sex and the responses did not disappoint. The user opened up the discussion with “I’ll start, I want to ride the dick reverse cowgirl style & this mf grabs my foot & starts sucking while I’m riding. I was caught off guard like fuck.” Another user replied with “when I was fast stroking and I thought it was her ass clapping but it was really mines.”

Funny sex stories seemed to be a trend: “We were high as fuck and we were doing it from the back and mid stroke he stops STILL INSIDE ME and goes ‘bruh whataburger would hit right now.’ I looked back like ….. what.” Someone else had a good head story: “My roommate walks in with her man while I’m getting head .. he pulls the cover over his head and keeps going like they weren’t even there.” But here’s the winner: “I didn’t know she could squirt, neither did she. Went right up my nose.”

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Check out more crazy sex stories on Twitter: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/people-are-sharing-the-craziest-things-thats-ever-happened