Tag: Tweet

Fox News Analyst Accidentally Shares “Sexy Vixen Vinyl” Screenshot

Fox News senior political analyst Brit Hume made a naughty mistake when he shared a screenshot while attempting to show the most recent betting odds on the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination. While he was admiring Biden’s surge on Super Tuesday, he had also been looking up some “sexy vixen vinyl.” The website appears to be from a place to buy a “sexy vixen vinyl set” for $15.37.

The tweet has been deleted—but not before thousands of people saw it and began mocking his inability to crop out his browser tabs. One Twitter user said, “I did not have ‘Brit Hume Sexy Vixen Vinyl’ on my bingo card. Also, good morning.” Another person tweeted, “Zoom in to the tabs if you’d like to see who Brit Hume really favors in 2020.” Here’s hoping he finally pulls the trigger on that purchase soon!

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Here’s more about a Fox News analyst accidentally sharing an X-rated screenshot: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/brit-hume-screenshot-sexy-vixen-vinyl/

Woman Making Handmade Tortillas With A Sex Toy Goes Viral

imageA woman selling homemade tortillas online got the internet’s attention with her choice of rolling pin. As the post began circulating online, commenters agreed that the purple device on the side of the her workspace was definitely a sex toy. But the woman insisted that the item was actually a “vibrating rolling pin.”

The woman originally shared a picture of her prep area with the purple object, which appears to have “Durex” printed on it, sitting on the side with bits of flour on it. “You been rolling them with a dildo,” a concerned person wrote. The insulted tortilla-maker replied: “Only a uncultured swine would not see that it’s a vibrating rolling pin.” The tweet has been retweeted nearly 200 times and liked over 1000 times.

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Check out more about a woman making tortillas with a sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html

Couple Shoots Porn While Driving Tesla Hands-Free

Tesla is trending on Pornhub thanks to a very naughty new video. The X-rated video shows a male driver picking up adult actress Taylor Jackson in his Tesla—then the two fucking while the car’s on autopilot. More than 5 million viewers have watched the video, leading Taylor Jackson to tweet “Holy shit, I made Tesla the #1 search on Pornhub.”

A screenshot that Pornhub posted to Instagram last week also garnered more than 160,000 likes, showing the two getting it on in the driver’s seat. Pornhub tweeted, “Reporting you to Elon for not having two hands on the wheel with autopilot enabled.” The Tesla guide explicitly outlines that the cars are not self-driving—but it does not, however, explicitly express regulations for or against fucking while using the feature.

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Check out more about an X-rated video in a self-driving Tesla: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/tesla-auto-pilot-porn-pornhub/

The Internet Wants To Fuck The Night King From ‘Game of Thrones’

readingThere are a lot of people on the internet who want the Night King from Game of Thrones to, ahem, march his army south of their wall. One tweet set the internet ablaze with horny posts from eager Night King fans: “guys, hear me out……the Night King can get. it.” Somebody else responded with, “Ever heard of temperature play??? It’s called BDSM, sweetie — look it up. Ice me, Night Daddy.”

Others pointed out just how fuck-able the evil character really is: “Say what you like about The Night King, but that is one SEXY WALK#GameofThrones.” Another fan tweeted, “Ultimately the Night King was undone by his refusal to cover up his sexy midriff.” But one thirsty Night King tweet sums up all the internet’s horniness: “My relationship status is I thought the Night King was hot #GameOfThrones”

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Check out more about the internet wanting to fuck the Night King from GoT: https://mashable.com/article/game-of-thrones-night-king-sexy/

Maisie Williams’ Tweets About Her GoT Sex Scene

7350054890_99bf861756_oThe internet had a lot to say about Arya Stark’s sex scene on Game of Thrones—but none of the reactions were better than Maisie Williams’. The actor, who is now 22, has been on the show since she was a preteen, so the sex scene was definitely a big deal. On the episode, Arya seduces Gendry, saying “I want to know what it’s like before I die.”

There’s a video of Sophie Turner saying she found it “pretty damn epic.” But, of course, Maisie had some mixed feelings about the hot scene, tweeting “if u feel uncomfortable just know that my mother and my step dad and my 2 sisters and my 4 brothers have all probably watched this too ahahakillmeehehe.” She followed up the tweet with the perfect photo of her character, ahem, putting her sword into her sheath. In the words of her fan: “ur side titty will defeat the night king & thanos.”

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Check out more about Maisie Williams’ tweeting about her sex scene: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenniferabidor/maisie-williams-tweet-game-of-thrones

The Beto Sex Tweet

cup-1010916_1920A tweet that’s spread like wildfire puts into perspective what really matters in the 2020 election: Beto O’Rourke’s ability to make you cum. It seems in the wake of his impressive run against Ted Cruz, people are wondering simultaneously if he’ll run for president and how he is in bed. One woman answered what everyone was thinking with a single tweet.

“Ojeda and Avenatti as candidates are like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while you’re making a grocery list in your head wondering when he’ll be done. O’Rourke is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.” The tweet blew up after Will and Grace star Debra Messing re-tweeted, apparently agreeing that sex with Beto would involve dom-sub play and muscle spasms. In response to the attention, the woman who made the Beto Sex Tweet locked her Twitter account less than 24 hours after it was posted.

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Check out more about the Beto Sex Tweet: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/beto-sex-tweet/

Someone Liked A Porn Tweet From The Border Force Commissioner’s Account

Jolly young woman sending a text lying on a sofaA mystery person at the Australian Department of Home Affairs has been very naughty recently. Someone liked a porn tweet using the official account of the Australian Force Commissioner—but it definitely wasn’t the commissioner himself, officials have said. “The Daily Mail reported that in July the @ABFComm Twitter account for the Australian Border Force Commissioner, Roman Quaedvlieg, had liked a tweet containing a pornographic clip from a porn account under the name of Lady Mystique,” reports BuzzFeed.

Neither Quaedvlieg or the six staffers who have access to the account admitted to liking the porn tweet, and now there’s an investigation underway by the Australian Commission for Law Enforcement Integrity to try and get to the bottom (or the top!) of the scandalous tweet. So far, no one’s copped to it, and investigators are not ruling out that the account was hacked. In the meantime, Australian Federal Police is still investigating embarrassing Twitter likes by both health minister Greg Hunt and Australian US ambassador Joe Hockey…

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Check out more about someone liking a porn tweet from the Australian Force Commissioner’s account: https://www.buzzfeed.com/joshtaylor/the-home-affairs-department-doesnt-know-who-faved-a-porn

Subway’s Accidental BDSM Tweet

Subway’s been very very naughty on Twitter. The fast-food chain recently posted a tweet that many people believe implied BDSM. “In 2017 we subbed, we loved, and we sub-loved. All in all, pretty good year,” the tweet says.

With the words “sub-love,” people on Twitter immediately picked up on the tweet’s sexual undertones. As one person asked, “how many times do you receive dom jokes per day and do they ever get tiring?” Another person said, “as a subber, thank you so much.” Subway replied to the tweets as if the company had no idea what people were talking about—or else maybe it’s all part of the sub-dom play!

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Check out more about Subway’s accidental BDSM tweet: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/subway-sub-tweet/

11 Hilarious Tweets About Condoms 

condomsThe funny folks on Twitter have some astute observations to offer about condoms in 140 characters or less. Some of these tweets will having you nodding sympathetically while others will have you slapping your thigh with laughter. Here are the 11 funniest tweets about condoms to help you “wrap up” your day with a good laugh.

  1. “Dear, why are there broken condoms on our couch?”
    “Bob… Would you please call our children by their names.”
    Ouch!
  2. “Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.”
    Warning: condoms do not protect against getting hit by a bus.
  3. “I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I’m cool.”
    But honestly, raccoons are the coolest.
  4. “Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist’s window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.”
    But at least you’ll get a good story!
  5. “I’d like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please.”
    “Sir, that is a sleeping bag”
    *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*
    Creepy!
  6. DATE: This place is so fancy
    ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before?
    DATE: Well, only when we didn’t have a condom
    *wipes tear from eye.*
  7. “Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms.”
    Or a sex toy!
  8. “I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms.”
    Karma…
  9. “[handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don’t want more of you coming back next year.”
    [Trick or treaters generously hand out eggs in response].
  10. “I’m so committed to pizza that I’ve stopped wearing a condom when I eat it.”
    Now that is a serious pizza lover!
  11. “Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they’re already in tiny little bags!”
    Brilliant!

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Check out more hilarious condom tweets here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/sir-thats-a-sleeping-bag