Tag: TV

Pagan Witches Practice ‘Sex Magic’ Several Times A Day

volcanoOn an episode of WeTV reality series “Extreme Love,” pagan witches Sky and Vlad described the ritualistic “sex magic” they practice several times a day, saying it’s “the most amazing thing that you can ever engage in.” “Vlad is an amazing lover,” Sky gushes in a preview clip. “Everything that we do is very ritualistic. He spices up our sex life by pouring candle wax on my body.”

Vlad notes that sex magic is a part of the Pagan Wiccan way of life, and he and his wife like to practice it while surrounded by candles. “It involves two, sometimes more, people sharing mutual vision during the height of orgasm, where everyone comes together and you visual what you want all at the same time,” he says. Vlad credits sex magic with helping him make love to Sky several times a day: “Sex magic is focusing your energies, aligning yourself, knowing when to stop, and when to come.”

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Check out more about pagan witches practicing sex magic several times a day: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7948837/Pagan-witch-details-husband-practice-sex-magic.html

Harry Styles Delivers Big Laughs On Raunchy ‘SNL’ Sketch

feetA racy SNL skit with Harry Styles made viewers’ mouths water for Sara Lee. Harry Styles played a Sara Lee social media moderator whose raunchy sex life ended up in the company’s social media page. He is called into a meeting with his bosses after accidentally using the Sara Lee account — instead of his personal one — to comment “Wreck me daddy” and “Destroy me king” on a photo of Nick Jonas on the singer’s Instagram account.

On a different photo, he commented with sexually suggestive emojis, explaining that they mean “getting railed to death.” In a post about Sara Lee cheesecake, he said he was feeling “A little moody after being used. Why do guys freak out when I ask them to spit in mouth.” He also direct-messaged singer Shawn Mendes to offer him a “special holiday promotion,” which was “a picture of my open throat.” Nobody does it like Sara Lee!

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Check out more about Harry Styles’ raunchy ‘SNL’ sketch: https://nypost.com/2019/11/17/sara-lee-reacts-to-harry-styles-raunchy-snl-sketch/

9 Times ‘The Golden Girls’ Boasted About Their Hot Sex Lives

161Golden Girls fans know that some of the funniest moments are gags about the girls’ active sex lives. Not only did the girls have a lot of sex, they had really good sex, too. Here are some of the best jokes about the girls getting laid.

  1. Blanche: “Best sex? Oh, it’s just so hard to rate these things. There’s degree of difficulty, style points, choice of music…did they land on their feet during the dismount?”
  2. “So the woman [Rose] had 56 boyfriends in one year, she’s not a slut…She is THE slut. She’s the grand pooh-bah of slutdom.”
  3. The girls walk in on Sophia getting it on: “What is going on here?!” “Afterglow.”
  4. Blanche gave the girls a calendar of all the men she had sex with as a Christmas present: “Oh Blanche, oh honey this is so thoughtful. I’m surprised you were able to walk in October.”
  5. “No offense, Dorothy, but your cupcakes are dry and tasteless. Nobody ever likes your cupcakes.”
    “My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men LOVE my cupcakes.”
  6. “I’ve got something in this old lady purse that’s gonna make you scream, holler, and jump for joy!”
    “Are the batteries included?”
  7. “Is that all you care about? Money and applause?”
    “And sex. For which I generally get applause.”
  8. “Blanche, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera?”
    “I think it’s alright as long as you’ve already had at least three dates.”
  9. When the girls went to a pharmacy to buy essentials for a vacation with their boyfriends: “Condoms, Rose. Condoms, condoms, condoms!”

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Check out more Golden Girls sex jokes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kaylayandoli/the-golden-girls-had-better-sex-lives-than-all-of-us

Bachelorette Confesses She Had Sex Twice With A Contestant ‘In A Windmill’

cup-1010916_1920Hannah Brown is making no apologies for her active sex life while starring in “The Bachelorette.” In the latest episode, she kicks a contestant to the curb after he slut-shames her for having sex with other men on the show vying for her heart. “Let’s say you have had sex with one or multiple of these guys, I would completely remove myself from this relationship,” the man says on their date.

“I have had sex” she says as she holds his car door open, adding “From obviously how you feel, me fucking in a windmill, you probably wanna leave.” Brown then clarifies her remarks in a confessional interview, telling producers, “I fucked in a windmill. And guess what? We did it a second time.” Slut-shaming = deal breaker!

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Check out more about the bachelorette hooking up in a windmill, twice: pagesix.com/…/bachelorette-and-contestant-had-sex-twice-in-a-windmill

SNL Offers Solution For Distracting Your Dog During Sex

cup-1010916_1920Finally, Saturday Night Live has come up with the perfect product to distract your pet during a hot sexual encounter: a giant dog costume you can fuck in! “Don’t let your fur baby ruin the intimate moment you’ve waited for all week,” the SNL mock ad implores. “Now you don’t have to with Pound Puppy, the furry dog costume big enough for two people to have sex in.”

Once inside you can “go to town,” and your dog will just think there’s just a much larger dog in the room, SNL explains. Pound Puppy gives you “the privacy you need and your dog gets a new best friend.” The costume is big enough for any sex position you’re in the mood for, which means your “dog will smile while you doggie-style.” Thanks for the brilliant idea, SNL!

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Check out more about SNL’s mock ad for a dog costume you can fuck in: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/snl-pound-puppy-sex-solution_n_5c68f9cbe4b033a799434aa0

Television Kills Your Sex Life, New Study Finds

LessSexHere’s a good reason to pawn your TV: people who own televisions are six percent less likely to have sex in any given week, new research suggests. According to scientists from the University of Delaware, people around the world are showing “willingness to substitute electronic companionship for human companionship.” What’s more, the researchers speculate that six percent is probably a “conservative estimate.”

They claim that “television is associated with sex life morbidity,” while smartphones may actually be “the real sex-life killer.” The study looked at data from nearly four million people in 80 countries, finding the average person had sex just three times a month in 2010, compared to five in 1990. The study’s lead researcher singled out the popular HBO series Game of Thrones, pointing out that TV used to “close down at 10.30pm” with couples having “nothing else to do.”

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Check out more about the study that shows TV kills your sex life: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6101691/Television-kills-sex-life-Couples-TV-6-likely-sex-week.html

Helen Mirren Uses Porcelain Dildo As Catherine The Great

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History’s kinkiest Royal will be played by none other than Helen Mirren in the new Catherine the Great TV drama. Mirren will reportedly use a porcelain sex toy, said to be modeled on one of Queen Catherine’s many lovers. The drama’s producers said, “It will be a tough call deciding what sexy antics to leave out. At the very least they’ll have to show how she bedded a long line of nubile younger men.”

Legend has it that she would ask another woman to “test drive” lovers to ensure they had the stamina to satisfy her. “Catherine was the Grand Ruler of Russia from 1762 until her death in 1792 at the age of 67, and following the assassination of husband Emperor Peter III in 1762 she was rumoured to have had a string of male lovers and children through illicit affairs,” reports NY Post. The porcelain sex toy was something she had created for the rare occasions she couldn’t get instant access to the real thing.

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Check out more about Helen Mirren playing Catherine the Great: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6026275/Helen-Mirren-handle-porcelain-sex-toy-plays-racy-Russian-monarch-Catherine-Great.html

Porn Site Seriously Wants To Bring Back ‘Sense8’

3611176281_b2810d22f4_zThe sex-positive, queer-centered Netflix show Sense8 is now officially kaput—unless xHamster gets its way. The sci-fi thriller could get a second life on one of the internet’s most popular porn sites. Recently, xHamster penned an open letter praising Sense8‘s “polyamorous perversity,” and offered to produce the show on its site.

“xHamster has a long history of fighting for the rights of sexual free speech and non-normative sexuality,” said the vice president. While the site currently produces The Sex Factor, a reality show in which people compete to be the next big porn star, xHamster doesn’t have experience producing non-pornographic, “traditional” entertainment. But who knows, maybe mainstream TV produced on a porn site could change the way we view television.

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Check out more about xHamster wanting to produce Sense8: https://io9.gizmodo.com/this-porn-website-seriously-wants-to-bring-back-sense8-1797965863

TV’s Strangest Sex Scenes

netflixandchillWhile the TV advisory says American Gods contains strong language and scenes of violence, perhaps there should also be a disclaimer about a scene where a woman literally eats a man whole with her pussy during sex? From American Gods to Game of Thrones and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, television has conjured up some truly bizarre erotic encounters. Here are the strangest of the bunch (check out the Guardian’s full list below)

  1. American Horror Story: Coven
    This show definitely has plenty of odd and gratuitous sex scenes—like when Sarah Paulson fucks in a flaming pentagram surrounded by snakes, for instance. But the episode where Queenie gets boned by a minotaur steals the show for sure!
  2. Penny Dreadful
    You’ve never seen a possession like this before! In this sex scene, Eva Green has a fuck fest with an invisible demon. Like in the Exorcist, the bed is bucking around wildly all on its own!
  3. Louie
    While there’s plenty of weird, awkward sex on Louis CK’s show, there are two scenes that really stand out. The first is when Louie has sex with a man wearing a giant, burned bunny mask. The second is when he fucks a lonely neighbor—to the sound of a cheery song about drowning babies in diarrhea!
  4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    When Buffy and punk-rock vampire badass Spike finally get it on, they end up destroying a building in the process. Now that’s what we call a seriously good fuck!
  5. Game of Thrones
    Out of all the sex scenes on GOT, perhaps the weirdest is after Stannis Baratheon and the Red Witch, Melisandre, go at it. When Melisandre’s pussy emits a cloud of evil smoke that starts killing people, the show upped the ante for sex scenes forever!

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Check out more of TV’s oddest sex scenes: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/may/01/american-gods-game-of-thrones-the-man-swallowed-whole-by-a-vagina-and-more-of-tvs-strangest-sex-scenes

10 Best TV Sex Scenes in 2016

the-best-2016Say what you will about the shit show that was 2016, but one thing’s for sure: the TV sex scenes were on point. From the orgy-having, sex robots on Westworld to a threesome involving Orlando Bloom, 2016’s television sex scenes did not disappoint. Here are the best ones to help you remember the good times this year.

  1. Misty and Luke, Luke Cage
    Hot superhero sex? Yes please! As BuzzFeed says, “My pants literally fall off every time I remember this scene.”
  2. Issa and Daniel, Insecure
    This sex scene proves that naughty sex is the hottest sex. They had sex on the couch, over a soundboard, and in all manner of positions—hot hot hot!
  3. Ghost and Angela, Power
    If you’ve ever fantasized about getting fucked doggy style over a desk at the office, this episode has you covered!
  4. Patrick and Jimmy (aka that dude he picked up at a bar), Looking
    Annilingus, anyone? This scene will make you want it. Bad.
  5. Rick and Michonne, The Walking Dead
    Seems like a good way to de-stress from the zombie apocalypse to us!
  6. Jack and Valerie, Casual
    The female orgasm—in abundance!—is always a turn-on.
  7. Kanan and Candie, Power
    Out hats (pants?) off to any show that shows cock!
  8. Christine and David, The Girlfriend Experience
    Anytime someone tells you that the sex is so good “I want to pass out,” you know that’s some very, very good lovin’!
  9. Lucy, Tom, and Annie, Easy
    “I mean, could you masturbate to this? Yeah, it’s Orlando Bloom, Malin Akerman, and a girl who looks like the human version of Bambi all having a threesome,” says BuzzFeed.
  10. All of the gold spray-painted robots in Westworld
    Westworld, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Check out more of 2016’s best TV sex scenes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/tv-sex-scenes-of-2016