Naked Donald Trump Statue In a City Near You 

trump statueA statue of Donald Trump popped up in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Cleveland and Seattle last week, assaulting innocent bystanders with a frightening image: the Donald, totally in the nude. The 300 pound statue depicts an austere looking Trump (the artist used the word “constipated”) with veiny limbs, macaroni-like pubes, a tiny pink dick and, best of all, no balls. In fact, the plaque at Trump’s feet reads: “The emperor has no balls.

“The work is signed Indecline, the name of an anonymous anarchist street art collective whose past works include putting the names of black victims of police brutality on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,” reports the Huffington Post. The actual statues were constructed by an artist known for making monsters for haunted houses, who jumped at the chance to create the work: “Trump is just yet another monster, so it was absolutely in my wheelhouse to be able to create these monstrosities.” When asked why Indecline choose to make Trump without balls, they explained “We decided to depict Trump without his balls because we refuse to acknowledge that he is a man. He is a small arrogant child and thus, has nothing in the way of testicles.” One thing’s for sure, onlookers will never forget seeing a naked monster in their city!

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Check out more about the nude Donald Trump statue here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naked-donald-trump-sculpture-indecline_us_57b5d9d0e4b034dc73260c94

Melania Trump’s Nude Girl-On-Girl Photos Revealed

melania trumpNY Post just showed us what the would-be first lady might look like—with a second lady beside her in bed! The magazine recently published racy, nude photos of Melania Trump during her days as a model, including a lesbian-themed shoot. The photo shows Melania Trump—then Melania K.—lying in bed with another nude woman who embraces her from behind, just below her fully exposed breasts. In another photo from the same girl-on-girl shoot, a model in a dominatrix black bustier and high heels raises a whip as if preparing to spank Melania, who recoils in a skin-tight long dress (see photos below).

“I always loved women together, because I have been with a lot of women who desired the ménage à trois,” said Jarl Ale de Basseville, the French fashion photographer who snapped the pictures. The French photographer also took several other nude pictures of Melania where, in one of them, she appears fully nude with only her hand covering her pussy. Donald Trump commented that his wife was a successful European model, and that nude shoots are totally common there. Ménage à Trump, anyone?

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Check out Melania Trump’s nude photos: https://nypost.com/2016/08/01/melania-trumps-girl-on-girl-photos-from-racy-shoot-revealed/

100 Women Posed Naked at the Republican National Convention

womenmirrorPoliticians and celebrities weren’t the only ones making headlines at the Republican National Convention. The real showstopper turned out to be the 100 women who got completely naked in protest of Donald Trump’s hateful, anti-woman rhetoric. “The mass undressing was organized by photographer Spencer Tunick, who has been planning his large-scale nude photography project, titled ‘Everything She Says Means Everything,’ for months,” reports the Huffington Post. The women ranged in age, race, sexuality, and even political standing, but they all had one thing in common—to collectively come together to show the power and beauty of women in all their natural glory (see images below).

During the shoot, the diverse group of women disrobed and held large round mirrors over their heads to reflect the sky as well as the naked flesh of the women around them. As Tunick explained in a statement: “The mirrors communicate that we are a reflection of ourselves, each other, and of the world that surrounds us.” Tunick wanted the images to reject the everyday objectification of the nude female body, and to instead present it as something natural, empowering, courageous and collaborative. “Holding up the mirrors with the other undressed women, it was really special,” one woman said. “Seeing all the light reflected on all the bodies and faces. Everyone was so happy. We were proud.”

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Here’s more about 100 women getting naked at the RNC: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/100-women-just-got-naked-together-at-the-republican-national-convention_us_578cc902e4b0867123e1bf86

9 American Words That Have a Naughty Meaning in Britain

britishunderwearOy, mate. Have you ever gone to Britain and found out the awkward way that some words mean different things there? For example, if you called someone “spunky” across the pond, they’d look at you like you were batty (find out why below). Here are 9 American words that have a very different, very naughty meaning in Britain.

  1. Trump
    What it means in America: The potential next president. What it means in Britain: A fart. As Buzzfeed says, “American people entertaining the notion of ‘President Trump’ is akin to the next British prime minister being called David Fart.” A lot of people think Trump is full of hot air, so it’s actually not that absurd.
  2. Spunky
    What it means in America: Feisty; spirited; plucky. What it means in Britain: Covered in semen. So probably not a good idea to refer to your grandma as “spunky” there!
  3. Cop
    What it means in America: Police officer. What it means in Britain: To grope, i.e., “cop a feel” of a boob, a willy, or a bum.
  4. Randy
    What it means in America: A dude’s name. What it means in Britain: Extremely horny. Randy is randy, baby!
  5. Pants
    What it means in America: Trousers. What it means in Britain: Panties, i.e., knickers. So if someone yells on the street, “Put your pants on!” it has an even naughtier meaning.
  6. Fanny
    What it means in America: A butt or ass. What it means in Britain: Pussy.
  7. Pull
    What it means in America: The opposite of push. What it means in Britain: To kiss (or snog) a stranger.
  8. Knob
    What it means in America: A handle of a door or drawer. What it means in Britain: Cock or dick, as in “That guy in the speedo has a massive knob!”
  9. Muff
    What it means in America: Something warm you put over your ears. What it means in Britain: A woman’s pubes.

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Check out more American words that have a naughty British meaning here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/american-words-sound-rude-in-britain?utm_term=.tcvzvegdK2#.kpdVQpozdR

In ‘Babes For Trump’ Women Bare All In Hopes of ‘Making America Great Again’

small handsSome of Donald Trump‘s female supporters are rallying behind the candidate in the newest social media campaign that proves hot women have strong political convictions—and also nice T&A! “Babes For Trump,” which is run by four college dudes, proclaims that it’s “Making America Great Again One Babe At A Time.” Huffington Post reports, “The photos range from women covering their nipples with Trump stickers, to others where support for Trump is expressed through campaign slogans Sharpied onto women’s butts.”

The account, which is on Snapchat and Twitter, admits that “sex sells,” and doesn’t deny that it uses sexual images of women to get attention for Trump. Babes For Trump also promotes what Trump is often criticized for—his sexist remarks that suggest a woman’s worth should be determined by her looks. An example of this can be seen in one post showing a split-screen image of a female Bernie Sanders supporter and the butts of two Trump supporters. The caption reads, “You decide. We know who we’re going with.” So, America, go out there and vote—just be sure to ask the woman with the nice ass ahead of you in line who she’s voting for!

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Check out more about Babes For Trump here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/babes-for-trump-instagram_us_56f9c245e4b014d3fe23f8b8

‘Vote Trump, Get Dumped’ Campaign Stages Sex Strike Against Trump Supporters

votetrumpgetdumpedThroughout history, women have staged sex strikes to raise awareness for important political issues. And now, a couple from Ohio is starting a campaign to get women to pledge that they won’t “date, sleep with, or canoodle with” anyone who supports GOP candidate Donald Trump. “The Greeks did it. Women during the temperance movement did it,” the Vote Trump, Get Dumped website reads. “This is a tried and true method of getting men’s attention when they’re being dumb.” The campaign’s Facebook image is of a pair of naked, crossed legs that represents what Slate is calling “political chastity.”

“To cast a vote for Trump is to agree with his sexist, perverted, demeaning, backwards, offensive treatment of women,” the website reads. Vote Trump, Get Dumped compiled a damning compilation of the worst things Trump has said about women over the years. Many of his most outrageously misogynist quotes have been made into mock-motivational posters with beautiful scenic backgrounds, including this gem: “You know, it really doesn’t matter what [the media] write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” Viewers are asked to imagine having a president who says things like, “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” As sex strikes usually go, they’re more about getting the media’s attention and raising awareness of important issues than in actually convincing men to change their minds as a result of desperate horniness. It also allows frustrated women to have a fun outlet to vent their rage.

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Check out more about Vote Trump, Get Dumped: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/03/23/vote_trump_get_dumped_campaign_asks_women_to_stage_a_sex_strike_against.html

Donald Trump Wanted to Debate His Dick Size

small handsIn what has to be one of the most bizarre moments in election history, Donald Trump felt the need to bring up his dick as an important talking point during the most recent GOP presidential debate. Trump wants the American people to rest assured that he does not have a small penis. Because, obviously, one of the most important requirements for being the leader of the free world is cock size.

He was responding to comments Marco Rubio made about Trump’s hands, when Rubio basically implied—much in the way that middler schoolers do—that his small hands mean he also has a small penis. Trump responded by saying, “Look at those hands. Are they small hands? [Rubio] referred to my hands, ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.” Rubio brought up Trump’s hands as a response to being called “Little Rubio” by the businessman, saying, “And you know what they say about men with small hands? You can’t trust them.” There’s only one logical way for this public pissing match to end: with both candidates whipping out Little Trump and Little Rubio and letting the people decide! Now that’s the American way!

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Check out more about Donald Trump debating his dick size here: https://www.cnn.com/2016/03/03/politics/donald-trump-small-hands-marco-rubio/