Stormy Daniels Took Hush-Money Because She Was Embarrassed By Trump Tryst

In a spicy tell-all television interview with Piers Morgan, Stormy Daniels insisted she only accepted a $130,000 hush-money payout because she was embarrassed about fucking the ex-commander-in-chief. “It wasn’t a kiss and tell,” Daniels told Morgan of the so-called “catch and kill” payout that hid her explosive claims in the run-up to the 2016 election. “As a matter of fact, I took the money because I didn’t want anybody to know,” she said in a 90-minute special that recently aired.

“And if I was just trying to get attention… I’ve had sex with some way hotter people that are famous. I would have told one of those stories!” she continued. Morgan reminded her of an earlier quip she made about having seen Trump naked and how “there’s no way he could be scarier with his clothes on.” “Valid. And true. I stand by it,” she said.

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Trump Appointee Who Had Sex On Government Rooftop Launches Political Committee

A senior government official appointed by Trump who admitted to having rooftop sex at work is ready for more action—political action, that is. P. Brennan Hart III has registered a PAC called the American Business Federation recently. Hart was the focus of a General Services Administration inspector general report that said he admitted to receiving oral sex from a White House staffer on the GSA rooftop.

“He stated he escorted [the White House staffer] into the GSA Central Office building and made them each a drink with the bottle of vodka he kept in his desk,” the report said. “He said their sexual activity began in the Administrator suite area and culminated with oral sex on the rooftop of the Central Office.” According to the government, “Having sex in the central office building is not an authorized purpose for use by the public,” adding “there is no law or GSA regulation that allows an employee to have sex in the building,” the documents said.

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Check out more about a Trump appointee who had sex on the GSA rooftop during work launching a new political committee:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9420647/Trump-appointee-rooftop-sex-launches-new-political-action-committee.html

Trump Joked That Sarah Sanders Should Have Sex With Kim Jong-Un

Trump made an off-color joke involving one of his staff members and a vicious dictator. In Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ new book, Speaking for Myself, she tells a story about Trump suggesting she take “one for the team” and have sex with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. According to the Guardian, Jong-un winked at Sanders during a 2018 summit in Singapore.

Sanders says she related this to Trump, who said, “Kim Jong-un hit on you! He did! He fucking hit on you!” He added, “Well, Sarah, that settles it. You’re going to North Korea and taking one for the team!” Trump continued, “Your husband and kids will miss you, but you’ll be a hero to your country!” Sanders did not find this exchange funny, unlike the three other men present who yucked it up with Trump.

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Trump Jr. Shares Fake Pornhub Image To Celebrate His Dad’s Success

republicanelephantTrump Jr. has a history of sharing offbeat, controversial posts online, but his latest one involving Pornhub might just take the cake. In a post added to his story, Trump Jr. shared a Pornhub-style meme of his father with the caption “I had to…” The image shows President Trump smirking on a video titled “Orange Man Fucks Entire Democratic Party.”

The meme is likely in response to the recent conclusion of the Russia investigation, which ended without a collusion charge. It seems Don Jr. is far from finished sharing gloating memes about his father and his policies. But even we were surprised to see how he managed to slip in an X-rated reference to porn.

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Arts Patron Wants To Erect Massive Trump Sculpture Out Of Dildos

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zA patron of the arts has an interesting idea for a new art installation. In Dan Savage’s popular sex column Savage Love, a letter-writer named “Trump Dildos” sought an artist to erect a massive Trump sculpture out of 3,000 individual copper dildo molds. Apparently, the art-patron works at a scrap metal factory, and feels the metal should be used to replicate Trump’s likeness instead of melted down for consumer purposes.

The letter begins this way: “Nearly fifteen years ago a young artist named Chris Savido created a small acrylic on canvas that became known as “Bush Monkeys.” From a distance it was a portrait of President George W. Bush, but as you get closer you can see the image is made up of monkeys swimming in a marsh.” This inspired the idea for an installation “that from a distance appears to be the unmistakable portrait of President Trump, but as you get closer you can see the image is really made up of hundreds or even thousands of dildos.” You know what they say about one man’s trash being another man’s treasure…

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Check out more about a giant Trump installation made of copper dildo molds: https://www.portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2019/01/14/25507618/arts-patron-seeks-to-donate-dildos-for-trump-massive-likeness

Trump Praises Antonin Scalia’s Sex Life At Medal Of Freedom Ceremony

nsfw-blogAt the Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony, Donald Trump honored what was really important in the life of late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. In a release for the ceremony, Trump said Scalia was “one of the greatest Supreme Court justices in American history” who “never backed down from the bedrock proposition that the Constitution ‘means and will always mean what it meant when it was adopted.’” But what Trump really wanted to honor was how Scalia made the bed rock.

While reading the names of Scalia’s nine children, he turned to Scalia’s wife. “You were very busy, wow,” the president said. “Wow. I always knew I liked him.” As Daily Dot says, “The late Antonin Scalia: Supreme Court Justice, Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient, and person who the president is proud of for fucking a lot.” God bless America!

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Dennis Hof Elected To Nevada State Assembly Even Though He’s Dead

wtf-1780728_640Brothel owner Dennis Hof recently won the election for the Nevada State Assembly—even though he’s dead. The famous pimp turned Trump-inspired Republican candidate owned multiple brothels in Nevada, including Cat House, which became an HBO late-night series. Hof, who called himself the “Trump of Pahrump,” was found dead the morning after his birthday party by porn star Ron Jeremy, a close friend.

By the time he was confirmed deceased, it was too late to take his name off the ballot. The Republican candidate was highly inspired by President Donald Trump, and decided to change his career from “brothel owner” to “political candidate”. The county commissioners will appoint someone who is in the same party as Hof to fill the seat.

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Check out more about deceased Dennis Hof winning the Nevada State Assembly: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alexislevinson/dennis-hof-midterm-elections-pimp

Stormy Daniels Judges Amateur Stripping Contest ‘Porn Idol’

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Stormy Daniels recently made a surprise appearance at a UK strip club to judge an amateur stripper contest. The infamous porn star surprised everyone when she popped in at London club G-A-Y to score contestants in the “Porn Idol” competition. She sat next to a fellow judge and drag artist who was dressed as Lady Liberty, complete with a sign that read, “Trump Fucked Me Too.”

Before she arrived, G-A-Y owner Jeremy Joseph hinted at the adult entertainer’s appearance. “The only clue I’m allowed to give is it’s a G-A-Y weather warning, the clue is weather in the name, but it’s not sunny, it’s not a tornado, it’s not a hurricane, it’s…” he said. To everyone’s delight, Stormy Daniels was in the house—and honestly, who could be a better stripper judge than her?

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels judging a stripper contest: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117729/Stormy-Daniels-judges-stripping-contest-Porn-Idol-London-Celebrity-Big-Brother-fallout.html

Sheriff Joe Tricked Into Saying He’d Let Trump Give Him A Blowjob

24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zSacha Baron Cohen has hoodwinked another conservative celebrity into saying something completely inappropriate. This time, it’s “America’s toughest sheriff” Joe Arpaio saying he would let Trump give him a blowjob. Cohen, playing the part of a Finnish YouTube star, asked: “If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, ‘Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blowjob,’ would you say yes?”

“I may have to say yes,” Arpaio said. Trump pardoned the former Arizona sheriff after he was convicted of criminal contempt for ignoring a court order to stop detaining people based on race. Later in the interview, Cohen asked Arpaio if he knew Trump had had a “golden shower.” Arpaio admitted he became suspicious when the interview questions turned to sex: “I started to get a little angry, a little sad, but I went through it,” he told the Arizona Republic.

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Bunny Ranch Brothel Owner Wins GOP Nevada Primary

republicanelephantDennis Hof, the owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada and star of the HBO adult reality series “Cathouse,” won a Republican primary for the state Legislature, ousting a three-term lawmaker. Hof celebrated his victory in true style at a party in Pahrump with Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss at his side. “It’s all because Donald Trump was the Christopher Columbus for me,” Hof said. “He found the way and I jumped on it.”

Hof, who wrote a book titled “The Art of the Pimp,” has dubbed himself “The Trump of Pahrump,” and held a rally with longtime Trump adviser Roger Stone. “If Hof wins in November, he wouldn’t be the only brothel owner in elected office — Lance Gilman, the owner of the famous Mustang Ranch in northern Nevada, is a Storey County Commissioner,” reports PBS. Ironically, voters in November will be voting on closing down brothels in at least one of the seven Nevada counties where they’re legally operating. Hof says he’ll be selling at least a few of his brothels to focus on politics.

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Check out more about brothel owner Dennis Hof winning the GOP Nevada primary: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/dennis-hof-brothel-owner-and-pimp-wins-nevada-gop-primary