Space Tourists Will Be Banned From Having Sex In Space

If you want to join the 100-Mile High Club, your kinky plans may be thwarted. Space tourists may have to sign legal documents prohibiting sex during their flight. NASA has long avoided the question of sex between astronauts, having previously insisted that “no humans have ever had sex in space.”

While astronauts are trained to keep a lid on any sexual urges during long spells in space, the public may not be so restrained. According to a professor of astrobiology at Cranfield University, there are “unanswered biological and legal questions” surrounding sex in space that need to be “urgently addressed” before tourists can get frisky in zero gravity. He claims the space tourism industry could easily get sued if any space-naughtiness results in conception since we don’t yet know the risks involved.

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Horny Tourists Are Destroying Spanish Sand Dunes

Sex-crazed tourists need to keep their horny asses off of Spain’s beaches, scientists say. International researchers are urging tourists on the Canary Islands to abstain from sex-on-the-beach, as they are destroying fragile sand dune habitats. “These practices produce some environmental impacts,” reads the study.

Titled “Sand, Sun, Sea and Sex with Strangers, the ‘five S’s,” the research examined the effect of “cruising,” aka “anonymous sexual encounters, mostly among homosexuals” on the Dunas de Maspalomas Special Nature Reserve, a conservation area on Gran Canaria. They found that these same-sex hookups were causing damage to “eight native plant species, three of which are endemic.” According to the research, “the bigger the sex spot, the higher the number of people who made use of it, the greater the likelihood of it being a low-lying area covered by vegetation, and the larger the amount of waste.”

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Check out more about a study showing horny tourists are damaging Spanish sand dunes: https://nypost.com/2021/11/09/sex-tourism-damaging-spanish-beaches-scientists