Tag: Tossed Salad

Gay Porn Inspires Viral Meme

bieberThere’s something about porn that works really well for memes. And the latest porn meme might be the best internet catchphrase of the year: “Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?” The quote comes from a gay porn scene in Private Lessons 3 where a man has hired a chef to make a salad for a woman—and then proceeds to fuck the chef right in front of her.

While she eats the salad, the man casually penetrates the chef from behind—and from her indignant reaction, a viral porn meme is born (you can watch the scene below). It didn’t take long before “Right in front of my salad?” was shared all over Twitter: “Are you guys really going to start talking about back to school? Are you serious? Right in front of my salad??” says one hilarious user. Once again the comedic potential of porn is not lost on the internet.

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Check out more about the gay porn scene that became a viral meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/right-in-front-of-my-salad-meme/

Guy Catches Ass-Eating Neighbors In His Back Alley

There’s no better way to enjoy a bright, sunny day than by going outside—to give a rimjob in an alleyway! Yes, having some backdoor fun in a back alley does seem like an excellent way to spend the day, as one guy’s neighbors can attest. The pair was spotted by the man engaging in anilingus in broad daylight!

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He posted a video of the amorous couple, which, not surprisingly, quickly made the rounds on the internet. It’s not clear if they’re a man and a woman, or a man and a man with long hair, but one thing’s for sure: they sure do love to eat the booty! Some have speculated that the enthusiastic ass-lovers were possibly filming a low-budget “caught in the act” porn. Needless to say, they definitely didn’t need any lunch after all that tossed salad!

Looking for something naughty yourself? Backdoor, back alley—we’re all about getting adventurous here!

Check out more about the backdoor couple getting down in the back alley here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/back-alley-public-sex-nsfw/

Finally, a Love Song About Ass-Play

If Boyz II Men were trying to seduce a lady in a not-safe-for-radio version of “I’ll Make Love To You,” it’d sound something like the Youtube sensation Buckwheat Groats’ song “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt.” The song is a romantic love letter to analingus and the “hella freaky stuff” you do for love. Because when you love someone, you just wanna “eat the butt like a ‘meaty p zone’ from Pizza Hut”!

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Tonight, Buckwheat really, really wants to eat Bae’s butt. He wants to “eat it like a snack. Eat it like the Times wrote a 4-star review on that ass crack.” But he understands “you might have some reservations about eating booty, like what’s gonna happen if I go in there and see some doodee.” It’s cool though, cause he knows “that salad gotta get tossed,” so believe him when he says it’s no big deal if he gets some “extra dressing.” Yeah, just relax, girl, and “clamp those butt cheeks on my head and then smother me.”

Looking for a tasty treat tonight? Just relax, Bae, and let us do our thang!

Check out Buckwheat Groats’ love ballad for the ages “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt” here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/analingus-music-video/