Tag: Thieves

Thieves Steal $15K Worth of Gold-Plated Sex Toys

Some naughty thieves stole gold-covered sex toys worth more than £15,000 each from a factory in Spain. In addition to the 24-Karat gold vibrators, the masked men made off with nearly £23,000 in cash from a safe. The premises targeted belonged to erotic items wholesaler Dreamlove.

Local reports say seven gold and steel vibrators were taken in all, with the more expensive sex toys valued at up to $17,000 (£15,300) and the ones made with the cheaper material up to $3,000 (£2,600). A spokesman for the sex toy company said it would be difficult to sell them on the black market because they are “rare and easily identifiable products.” It’s not the first time naughty thieves made off with XXX goods: video footage released by cops showed another suspect walking in through an open door and walking away with a box of Satisfyer G-spot stimulators.

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Sex Toy Company Looks For Thieves Who Stole 30,000 Condoms

condomsLuxury sex toy manufacturer LELO is on the hunt for the criminal masterminds behind not one but two heists from their Las Vegas warehouse. The burglars made off with thousands of dollars worth of sex toys, and tens of thousands of condoms. According to LELO’s press release, the thieves broke into the warehouse and stole 33 prostate massagers and 48 kegel beads—just over $9,000 in merchandise—then stole 30,000 HEX condoms the next day, which comes out to just over $29,000!

LELO is desperate to find the crooks who looted their goods, promising anyone who could help to identify the thieves a donation of the full retail value of stolen goods, more than $38,000, to a charity of their choice. LELO’s been venting its frustration on social media, saying such hilarious gems as, “[we hope the thieves who] stole those condoms got into a time machine, went back 18-25 years (by the looks of it), and presented them all to their own fathers.” Ouch! As LELO says, those burglars can take the 33 prostrate massagers and “go fuck themselves.”

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Check out more about the thieves who stole 30,000 Hex condoms: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/lelo-las-vegas-burglary/