Tag: Theft

Gay Man Forced To Run Home Naked After Clothes Stolen During Outdoor Hookup

wtf-1780728_640Here’s a good reason to be weary of getting it on outside: you might lose your shirt. Literally. Police are cautioning sexual thrill-seekers after a naked man was seen running through the streets in London. Apparently, all his clothes and possessions had been stolen during a failed outdoor hookup.

“The victim, who had met another man in a bar, says he removed his suit and underwear, wallet, phone and keys on a towpath near Canal Street before the thief grabbed his belongings and fled the scene,” reports Gaily Grind. The police were notified when a passerby saw the man running naked through the streets in a populated area. “This isn’t about blaming the victim, it’s a reminder to be aware of your surroundings and thinking about putting yourself in an obviously vulnerable position,” said the police. When hooking up goes wrong…

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Check out more about a man running home naked after his clothes were stolen during a hookup: https://thegailygrind.com/2015/06/05/gay-man-forced-to-run-home-naked-after-clothes-stolen-during-outdoor-hookup/

Bandits Reportedly Execute Largest Sex Toy Heist In History

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dildosGermany is shocked to learn of a sex toy heist believed to be the largest ever in history. According to the NY Post, bandits “gave a vibrator company the shaft” recently when they snatched nearly $57,000 in erotic goods from a Berlin-based sex trade show. Fun Toys London, who was robbed at the Venus Exhibition, posted on Facebook that it was “the largest recorded theft of sex toys in history.”

The violated sex toy company had passed out samples of kinky treats at the convention, packing the leftovers in boxes at the end of the event. But when they returned to pick them up the next day, they discovered all the boxes empty and the sex toys ransacked. Fun Toys makes a range of sex toys for women and men with the slogan “Orgasm Delivery.” With any luck, the sex toy company will get to see the bandits’ O-face—when they get caught.

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Here’s more about the largest sex toy heist in history: https://nypost.com/2017/10/20/bandits-execute-largest-sex-toy-heist-in-history/

Sex Toy Company Looks For Thieves Who Stole 30,000 Condoms

condomsLuxury sex toy manufacturer LELO is on the hunt for the criminal masterminds behind not one but two heists from their Las Vegas warehouse. The burglars made off with thousands of dollars worth of sex toys, and tens of thousands of condoms. According to LELO’s press release, the thieves broke into the warehouse and stole 33 prostate massagers and 48 kegel beads—just over $9,000 in merchandise—then stole 30,000 HEX condoms the next day, which comes out to just over $29,000!

LELO is desperate to find the crooks who looted their goods, promising anyone who could help to identify the thieves a donation of the full retail value of stolen goods, more than $38,000, to a charity of their choice. LELO’s been venting its frustration on social media, saying such hilarious gems as, “[we hope the thieves who] stole those condoms got into a time machine, went back 18-25 years (by the looks of it), and presented them all to their own fathers.” Ouch! As LELO says, those burglars can take the 33 prostrate massagers and “go fuck themselves.”

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Check out more about the thieves who stole 30,000 Hex condoms: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/lelo-las-vegas-burglary/