Tag: that was unexpected

Nokia ‘Brick’ Phones Make Excellent Sex Toys, Survey Finds

It seems those old Nokia brick phones are finding a way to stay relevant—as sex toys! A new survey found that resourceful women in India are using the old Nokia phones as vibrators. As Daily Dot explains, “Much like the rest of the phone, the vibrating engine in Nokia brick phones is abnormally strong, making it an effective alternative to vibrators, which are difficult to come by in India.”

After the survey was published, hordes of Twitter users attested to the near cult-status of the Nokia-as-vibrator: “Either my neighbour has a really old Nokia that keeps ringing or they’re sampling out a new vibrator #earthquake.” It seems the women in India are really on to something with their repurposed vintage phones—since the brick phones are basically indestructible, they’ll never need to worry about buying a new one to satisfy their sexual urges. It also seems Nokia is in on the phone’s pleasurable secret—the redesigned 3310 just went on sale in India!

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Check out how Indian women are using Nokia brick phones as sex toys here: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/nokia-brick-phones-sex-toy-vibrator/

Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife’s Death

If your wife catches you blowing another guy on a boat, the correct response is to apologize. Profusely. What you should never do is kick your wife off your jet ski and then abandon her on a sandbar! These were the unfortunate events that took place recently at a swinger’s beach resort. Pamela Doster caught her husband Michael giving and receiving oral sex with another man near a popular nude beach in Florida.

Both drunk, they began arguing atop a Sea-Doo, when the man allegedly threw his wife off the vehicle—four separate times. After hitting her head on the jet ski on the last toss, Pamela refused to re-board, so her husband took her to a sandbar and left her there. He called 911 when he returned to shore, and Pamela was picked up by authorities—wearing nothing but a life vest. Tragically, she died in a hospital a few days later. Police arrested the husband on battery charges and they’re still looking for the blow job recipient for questioning. They can file this one under “When Getting Blown Goes Wrong.”

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Check out more about the tragic blow job jet ski death: https://gawker.com/nude-beach-blow-job-jet-ski-fight-leads-to-wife-s-death-1608253016

Ghost Tour Stumbles Upon Porn Shoot in Historic Graveyard

A ghost tour got quite an unnerving surprise when they stumbled upon the set of an X-rated film in a “haunted” historic graveyard in England. The tourists probably thought they heard the sounds of ghosts when they headed toward moans in the distance to examine the “paranormal activity.” You can imagine their shock when instead of ghosts they discovered a man and a woman getting it on in a patch of ivy in broad daylight!

“It was the couple who saw us first,” said tour guide, Mike Covell. “They were going at it like knives among the ivy. She was a blonde.” According to accounts, the woman “pushed the bloke off her” and the guy scurried into the brambles while trying to protect his junk from the thorn! The tour group “did not know where to look” and, apparently, one elderly man was so upset “he was ready to chase after them with his walking stick but [the tour guide] persuaded him to calm down and eat his sandwiches.” The graveyard is thought to be haunted by monks and children whose bones were moved during redevelopment of the site, but we’d be willing to bet that if there are any ghosts, they’d probably be seen hanging out at that porn shoot!

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Check out more about the tour group stumbling onto a porn shoot in a haunted cemetery here:https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/06/01/ghost-hunting-tourists-hear-groans-in-graveyard-shocked-to-stumble-upon-porn-shoot/