Tag: Thanksgiving

SNL’s Raunchy Thanksgiving Dating Tips

7350054890_99bf861756_oSNL knows how to celebrate Thanksgiving—with what seemed like thousands of sex jokes! On the segment called “Thanksgiving Dating Tips,” a sleazy rich guy sings “Over the river and through my wood…” He adds, “Slide some Land O’Lakes under the skin to make that white meat wet.”

Some of his best tips include: “Bust out the real cranberries and she’s guaranteed to ocean spray.” He also says that if you play your cards right, “everything will be on the menu—we’re talking her candied gams, her vulveeta, even her green bean asserole.” Happy Spanx Sniffing!

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Check out more about SNL’s dirty Thanksgiving jokes: https://mashable.com/article/ryan-reynolds-weekend-update-saturday-night-live/

Introducing Pornhub’s Bundle ‘LifePlan’

cup-1010916_1920Cashing in on the popularity of online streaming, Pornhub announced a new subscription plan. The new deal, known as “LifePlan,” will let users pay a one-time fee of $299 to receive lifetime access to the site’s Pornhub Premium service. Premium videos available as part of the plan—all 125,000 of them—are in high-definition and include no advertisements.

Users will also be able to access 4k content as well as videos filmed for virtual reality headsets. “Life’s a long journey, filled with ups and downs. So you want to know that there’s someone there to lend you a hand when things get hard and the going gets rough,” Pornhub says in the promotional ad. The deal will only be available from Black Friday (Nov. 29) to Cyber Monday (Dec. 2).

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Check out more about Pornhub’s lifetime bundle plan: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/pornhub-lifeplan-subscription-service/

Al Roker Shared A Recipe Called ‘Sweet Potato Poon’

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The subversively smutty people on The Today Show had to stifle their giggles when introducing Al Roker’s Thanksgiving recipe for “Sweet Potato Poon.” While the show tried to play it off like just-another-wholesome recipe, the dirty folks of the internet had a lot to say about the supposedly family-friendly dish. As one Twitter user pointed out, “Poon … checks notes from 80s-90s…. nope doesn’t check out uncle al just wanted to say poon on network television.”

The “poon” seemed to whet a lot of people’s appetites: “Mmmm-mmm! Can’t wait to get my hands and mouth all over that sweet potato poon.” Another tweet said, “[al roker unveiling his mother’s famous apple cider donuts on the today show] they’re called cinnamon boyholes.” But this is what we’re wondering: “Isn’t Sweet Potato Poon what leads to Truffle Butter?”

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Check out more about the internet’s dirty jokes about Al Roker’s ‘Sweet Potato Poon’: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/al-rokers-sweet-potato-poon

History Made With First Lesbian Kiss At Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

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The two lead actresses in the new Broadway musical “The Prom” really heated things up at the coldest Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on record. In a historic first at the nationally broadcast Thanksgiving parade, the two actresses kissed. “The Prom” is a story about two lesbian teenagers who want to go to their prom together in a conservative town.

Following the same-sex kiss, Twitter exploded with excitement at the history-making moment. “Two girls. Just kissed. On live TV. On the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. I suddenly cried,” read one tweet. The girl-on-girl kiss follows in the footsteps on other groundbreaking LGBT moments in the entertainment industry, like the show L.A. Law, which featured television’s first lesbian kiss in 1991 between Amanda Donohoe and Michele Greene.

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Check out more about the lesbian kiss at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade: https://mashable.com/article/the-prom-first-same-sex-kiss-macys-thanksgiving-day-parade/#Uegvhi0LVOq7