There’s Now A Sex App For Widows

A horny widow is launching an app called Widow’s Fire for other bereaved spouses craving no strings attached sex—and thousands want to join. The term “widow’s fire” is commonly used within the widower’s community to describe the intense, uncontrollable, or all-consuming desire for sex following the bereavement of a partner. “I shared my bed with my husband for 20 years, and then all of a sudden he’s not there,” she said. “If you have a healthy sex life, that is going to be a gaping void. We all need and crave affection, cuddles and stolen kisses.”

Widow’s Fire requires members to provide their spouse’s death certificate to prove they are eligible to be on the app. The app’s founder said she’s been overwhelmed by the positive response: “I think if I can help some people find some joy, that helps me make sense of my loss,” she said. “It has given me a reason to get up in the morning and a reason to be.”

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Nicolas Cage Dating Sim is Sure to Make You Quiver All Over (With Laughter)

 
What is it about Nicolas Cage that just seems so ripe for a meme? Or, now, a new dating simulator—and in fact, there are two! And let us just say that they are every bit as creepy and hilarious as you’d expect. The first was created by a Deviant Art user whose dating sim, Caging Me Softly, asks players to do just one seemingly simple thing: describe Nicholas Cage’s face.  You can check it out and download it here.

If you choose wisely, you could spark a steamy romance with the internet’s favorite meme, Nic Cage himself. And, luckily for you, there’s also Cage of My Heart: a Nic Cage Dating Sim, which according to CinemaBlend “has a few more romantic twists and turns”—not to mention a Kanye West cameo! If there’s one thing these dating sim games get right, it’s just how captivating Nicolas Cage’s face truly is.

You don’t need a Nicolas Cage dating sim to find some good lovin’. We don’t have the face that’s sparked a thousand memes, but we have plenty of captivating qualities right here!

NEWS: Ladies, You’ll Never Play Fruit Ninja Again!

This has to be the most hands on app for the iphone, HAPPYPLAYtime is it’s name, and dominating the clit is it’s game! I think I have your attention now. HAPPYPLAYtime is an educational game that provides women a how to guide on how to achieve the female orgasm. HAPPYPLAYtime includes cheeky illustrations with captions like “make a circular motion here”. I wonder if this will be a free app!!?

HAPPYPLAYtime’s ultimate goal (besides assisting with your climax) is to kick the negative stigma surrounding female masturbation to the curb. Well this app just tickles me pink, and helps me tickle my pink. I’d definitely drop $1.99 on this one!!