Bride-To-Be Gets Kinky Tattoo Groom Won’t See Until Wedding Night

A kinky bride-to-be is blowing up on TikTok after revealing her secret tattoo intended for her wedding night. The woman has permanently branded her backside, tattooing it with the first initial of her groom’s name for him to discover during doggy-style sex on their first evening as husband and wife. “I’m getting a secret tattoo for my fiancé, and he doesn’t know about it … and he’s going to find out on the wedding day,” the woman said in her trending TikTok, filmed 11 days ahead of her nuptials. 

In the video, which has amassed over 464,000 views, the woman captures clips of herself grinning while getting a black cursive-style “G” inked onto her ass for the groom, Greg. “I definitely did have ‘doggy’ [style sex] in mind when I got this tattoo,” she explained. “It’s going to be amazing. It’s gonna be a nice little spicy secret surprise,” she said.

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Woman Gets Ruler Tattoo To Measure Penis Size Before Sex

One woman got a tattoo to memorialize what matters most: good dick. The British woman stunned family and friends after having a ruler tattoo inked down her forearm so she could accurately measure the length of her prospective partners’ penises. She says she’s looking for a well-endowed boyfriend, and her new body art is “a practical design and tool to enhance my life.”

“As it doesn’t have numbers, it’s actually rather discreet and allows me to innocently reach up to stroke a man’s stomach whilst taking a glance at my arm alongside it to count the inches,” she said. She claims to have a high libido, once having sex 11 times in a day: “I’m a woman who enjoys pleasure, body confidence and intimacy and feel that women have just as much right as men to speak honestly about sexual encounters.” She added, “It’s not all about size, it’s what you do with it and how your partner makes you feel when building an intimate connection, but for those who enjoy finer details, it really is the cherry on the cake for me!”

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Check out more about a woman who tattooed a ruler on her forearm to measure dick size: https://nypost.com/2022/02/04/mom-gets-ruler-tattoo-to-measure-penis-sizes-before-sex/

Elizabeth Warren Sex Scandal Claim Debunked With Instagram Photo

cup-1010916_1920Far-right conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl held a press conference in which Wohl claimed bombshell information about a sex scandal involving Elizabeth Warren would be released. Wohl made the claim that Warren’s alleged accuser, a 24-year-old former Marine named Kelvin Whelly, had a scar on his back from their tryst–and he even had the accuser take off his shirt. Wohl also talked about a lime green dildo purchased on Amazon.

A journalist debunked the story within moments on Twitter, pointing out Whelly’s Instagram in which he claimed he got the scar in an accident completely unassociated with Warren. The journalist wrote, “The supposed ‘sex scar’ from Jacob Wohl’s accuser is just from a chain from a swingset. Asked about this, the accuser just shrugged.” A Twitter user laughingly pointed out, “Jacob Wohl’s fake Warren sex scandal guy has a Vin Diesel XXX tattoo.”

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Check out more about an Elizabeth Warren sex scandal debunked: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/jacob-wohl-elizabeth-warren-botched-press-conference/

Designer Reimagines Disney Princesses—In BDSM Gear

body-1095226_640In Philipp Plein’s latest collection, his muses are Disney princesses—gone wild. The collection plays with the idea of a princess who experiments with BDSM, and we’ll just say that the clothes are what you might expect to find in Christian Grey’s playhouse. These good girls turned very, very bad will definitely make you have dirty thoughts the next time you see a Disney princess (check out images below)!

Not surprisingly, leather chokers, harnesses, and body tattoos featured prominently in the show. And many of the models display a flower mouthpiece that resembles a ball-gag. If Rapunzel decided to become a dominatrix, the bull-whip inspired braid would be perfect (originally, the models were supposed to tie the braids around their wrists as pseudo cuffs). These sexy Disney princess-dominatrixes have gone to the dark side—and it’s super hot!

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Check out more about Disney princesses in BDSM gear: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/09/171718/philipp-plein-sex-hair-makeup-looks-fashion-week#slide-9

Man Says ‘Henry the Hoover’ Tattoo Ruined His Sex Life

Image Source: Flickr.com | David Simmonds (@davidwithacamera)A 21-year-old British man wants to part ways with his long-time buddy, Henry the Hoover. Henry, a popular children’s cartoon character in the UK, has been with the Brit since he was a teen, but now the man’s finding that he’s outgrown his childhood friend. Oh, in case you’re wondering, Henry the Hoover is tattooed right above the man’s dick (or should we say ‘hose’?)!

“When I first got it done I couldn’t stop getting it out, I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it,” the man said. But now, he’s only showing off his ink on the British TV show Bodyshockers—especially since the friendly tattoo has been sucking up all the ladies in his life who used to want to fuck him. “I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked,” he confessed. “When she saw it she said ‘what’s that? I am off!’ I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.” Even his mother weighed in on how the silly tattoo is killing his sex life: “You can’t take him seriously as it is ridiculous.” He’s currently trying to have his old pal Henry removed: “I know laser removal is painful but never getting laid again would be more painful,” he said. You’re probably right about that, bloke!

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Check out more about how a man’s tattoo has ruined his sex life here: https://www.newnownext.com/british-man-says-henry-the-hoover-tattoo-has-ruined-his-sex-life/01/2016/

‘Tattoo Fixers’ Shows How Many Men Get—and Regret—Dick Tattoos

tattoobodyA man from England thought it would be a good idea to get a cute tattoo of an elephant—on his dick! “He let his friend ink a crude tattoo of the large beast around his crotch with his penis serving as the trunk,” reported the Huffington Post. But immediately after it was finished, the man started regretting it (see images below).

“It’s just a mess,” he said on a recent episode of the British show “Tattoo Fixers.” “It looks like it’s been drawn on with a [pen].” Turns out, the man had a few too many drinks before letting his friend break out the tattoo gun. The poor “Elephant-Man” is sadly not the only man to get a dick tattoo he soon regretted. “A man recently made headlines by having vacuum cleaner etched on his willie, with his shaft serving as the hose,” said the Huffington Post. The lesson here, guys: maybe spend a little time imagining what your dick will look like tattooed before pulling the (tattoo gun) trigger.

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Check out more about the guy who got an elephant tattoo on his cock here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/look-tattoo-of-elephant-on-guys-penis-makes-his-junk-the-trunk_us_569e66d8e4b04c8137617f28