Target Apologizes For “Star Wars” Toys That Look Just Like Dildos

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phallicSometimes stores that sell toys need to apologize for merchandise that looks a little too, um, adult. That’s exactly what happened with Target’s latest “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” pool toys. One mother couldn’t believe her eyes when she saw what looked exactly like a beginner’s set of dildos (see pictures below)!

They all have long, girthy shafts, er, bodies, with round heads, and Darth Vader looks especially cock-like with his triangular cape-head. The mom shared a picture of the suspicious toys that look uncannily like dildos and her message to Target on her Facebook page: “Are we sure these are children’s toys, Target? Looks a little questionable to me.” Target immediately responded with an apology for the “objectionable” merchandise, saying, “We never want to offend anyone and have shared this with our Merchandise team for review.” Our guess is a lot of moms might want “the force” for themselves instead of their kids!

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Check out more about the “Star Wars” toys that look exactly like dildos here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/07/target-responds-to-mom-who-thinks-these-star-wars-toys-look-an-awful-lot-like-dildos/

Target Accidentally Plays Porn Over its Loudspeaker…Again

Image Source: Flickr.com/photos/jeepersmedia/Customers at a California Target got plenty of bang for their buck (literally) when audio of a porn started accidentally playing over the store’s PA system. One shocked shopper recorded the entire incident and posted the video to Facebook (watch below), while several others stormed out of the store, or angrily screamed at the employees to turn it off. In the video, sex moans can be heard, along with some very sexually explicit language loudly coming through the loudspeakers.

A porn star can be heard moaning, and then saying, “I want you to get it really wet. Get that cock in between. Oh yeah, you know how to do it. Yeah, you wanna fuck these titties?” Children are heard crying in the background—in between the porn star’s screams and moans! The store was in chaos, with both customers and employees freaking out over the incident: “Employees were running around everywhere. Picking and hanging up phones, which worked….for about two minutes before it started up again,” according to the New York Post. Amazingly, this isn’t the first time something like this has happened at Target. The same thing happened at another California Target only months before. Target is investigating, but it sure seems like the work of a very naughty prankster!

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Check out the Target porn fiasco below: