Man Makes Medical History For Sex Mishap

This guy really missed the target—literally. A frisky UK man reportedly made medical—and sexual—history after accidentally injuring himself during a disastrous hook up. “We present the first documented case of a vertical penile fracture … sustained by a 40-year-old man during sexual intercourse,” reads the groundbreaking case study published recently in the British Medical Journal.  

Medics report that the man’s “penis buckled against his partner’s perineum”—the region between the anus and genitals—due to what they can only surmise was an ill-timed thrust. As the injury generally happens when the member is at full mast, it often feels like a broken bone (so to speak) to the injured party, experts reported. Thankfully, the erect-tive surgery went off without a hitch: the man fully recovered and was able to have sex—hopefully with better aim—a mere six months after.

Feeling frisky? We are all about sexual healing here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about a man making medical history for a sex mishap: https://nypost.com/2021/07/01/man-breaks-penis-after-it-buckled-during-sex-makes-medical-history/

Couples Seek Genital “Matchmaking” To Improve Lockdown Sex

One plastic surgeon is bringing isolated lovers closer together—literally. Couples are clamoring to undergo “genital matchmaking” by enhancing their dicks and pussies to achieve the “perfect fit.” The Glancey Medical Associates founder explained that “men who frequently masturbate find it difficult to climax during intercourse with a woman” because their hand is more of a “perfect fit” than their partner’s pussy.

To help, Glancey said she can increase men’s penis girth with filler or even fat from their own body. Female counterparts also can undergo a “combination of a nonsurgical vaginal tightening and surgical labiaplasty” (think lip reduction and fillers but for down under), according to Glancey, who assesses each couple individually to ensure the ideal match. “Couples now are more educated about what makes them enjoy their sex life even more,” said the cosmetic surgeon. “And one of the things they seek is that perfect fit, like a glove on your hand or a key in a keyhole.”

Looking for that perfect fit? We have just what you’re clamoring for at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about “genital matchmaking”: https://nypost.com/2020/08/05/couples-seek-genital-matchmaking-to-improve-lockdown-sex/

Men in Cuba Are Putting Pearls in Their Dicks To Become Better Lovers

pearlsIn the latest baffling sex trend, men in Cuba are surgically inserting pearls into their cocks to become better lovers. In Cuba, sexual prowess is everything, which is why men go to dangerous lengths to enhance themselves downstairs. The pearl, which is a tiny ball made of plastic, is slipped in under the skin of the penis through a small incision. According to Cuban myth, “women who feel the pearl go mad with pleasure.”

Unfortunately, the surgery is not often performed with proper sanitary measures, and many of the men become infected and need to have the pearl removed because of complications, such as tetanus, balanitis, and gangrene. But what’s even more shocking than the riskiness involved is the fact that the pearl doesn’t actually make sex more pleasurable for women. Dr. Almudena López, a sex therapist in Cuba, told Vice that “for it to really stimulate the clitoris, the pearl should be placed at the very base of the penis, which never happens. As for the G-spot, that’s something you can easily reach with a finger, but it’s much more complicated to reach directly with the penis.” We think it’s fair to say that these guys might consider giving the pearl to the sexy lady in their lives with a ring or necklace—instead of with their cocks!

Want to enhance your sex life the natural way? You don’t need pearls to make the ladies around here go mad with pleasure!

Check out more about “the pearl” here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/09/pearl-enhancements