Tag: Summer

Expert Weighs In On Whether Men’s Dicks Get Bigger In Summer

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xMany men believe their dicks look bigger in the summer heat. There’s even a name for it, “summer penis,” aka “a temporary dick fluctuation that, thanks to the heat and warmth, gives you a months-long leg-up on shaft size.” Some men think that because they’re outside and getting the blood pumping, their dicks naturally lengthen and engorge.

One expert says, “It makes sense to me because of the underlying mechanism of how a man’s penis can expand and contract in size.” He adds that warmth “increases relaxation of these blood vessels, which increases the blood flow through them, filling out the penis more and giving it a longer, fuller appearance.” While there’s no definitive scientific proof for summer penis, the amount of men who believe their dicks look bigger in the heat is undeniable.

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Check out more about “summer penis”: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/is-summer-penis-real_l_5cffdc6be4b00a4c6abfa805

‘Good Morning America’ Tweets ’69 Days Until Summer,’ and Internet Appropriately Responds

gronk-rt-69It seems “Good Morning America” just wanted to count down to summer with their bafflingly clueless tweet, but Twitter had other ideas. Here is the tweet GMA sent out that set the internet ablaze: “69 Days Until Summer!” Of course, Twitter responded in kind—but probably not how you think.

Everyone immediately replied with “Nice.” Why? It seems there’s a long internet tradition that whenever ’69’ appears, in any context, the response you’re supposed to give is “nice.” This is called “The Game,” which according to NYMag, demonstrates your knowledge of “an extremely cool activity (which is, to be clear, having sex).” So, basically, the internet is horny and loves 69—and “Good Morning America” just loves summer!

Want to demonstrate your love of 69? We’ve got one word for you: nice!

 

Check out more about GMA’s 69 tweet here: 

How to Have Sex on the Beach

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMWhat is it about the beach that makes people want to get frisky? Is it the minimal clothing, the lathering up with sun screen, or the amazing feeling of ocean waves crashing that puts people in the mood? Whatever the reason, if you’re dying to get wet n’ wild at the beach, we can help. Here are some tips to help you make the most of a day (of fucking) at the beach:

  1. Do Your Research
    While spontaneous sex is great, having spontaneous sex out in public is not a smart move. Before going at it you should do some recon about sweet spots that will be perfect for a sexy tryst. Less populated locations with coves, secret nooks, or large rocks are perfect. Walk around and also do some internet research to find the perfect place.
  2. Don’t Get Caught
    Don’t be like those people who go at it in the middle of the day with beach-goers basically looking on. Do it at night, and make sure there’s no people around. In short, be quick, be discreet, and be quiet.
  3. Watch Out For Sand Getting in Sensitive Areas!
    Sand is lovely on the feet—but it is definitely not lovely all up in your nether regions! Make sure you avoid this by getting it on in positions that will prevent sand-in-the-crotch. Doggy style is great, or just fucking upright against something like a rock or a lifeguard tower. Woman on top could also work—just be careful!
  4. Consider Alternatives
    If fucking on the beach is too hard to pull off, why not try getting it on in the water? The water will conceal what’s going on below the surface. It is also much easier to give hand jobs and blow jobs on the sand than it is to fuck, especially if you can keep yourself concealed under a blanket or a beach umbrella. It’ll give new meaning to the expression “More fun than a day at the beach!”

Of course, if you don’t want sand in your bits you can always just give us a call.  We’ll make sure you feel like you’re having sex on the beach.