Pregnant Pole Dancer Has All the Hottest Moves

Image Source: InstagramJill McLean, aka, Cleo the Hurricane is a 36-year-old Australian pole dancer who’s rocking all the hottest stripper moves—even with a huge pregnant belly! In her last trimester, McLean just couldn’t stay away from the pole: “I have been CRAVING and LOVING that feeling of putting on my heels, a sexy song and pole dancing… just to feel sexy again,” she wrote on her blog. Big belly and all, she dusted off her glittery 8″ stripper heals, got undressed, and got down to sexy-pregnant business!

McLean never stopped dancing throughout her pregnancy, but she was restricted to doing bun in the oven dance moves (so no upside down aerial moves for this mother-to-be). “I take my pregnancy VERY seriously and would never put on a pair of 7 or 8” heels if I wasn’t completely comfortable and confident in them,” she explained. She’s been posting the videos of her erotic pregnant pole dancing on Facebook, including one of her dressed up as a sexy cop. And to all the haters on social media telling her a pregnant woman has no business on a stripper pole, she has this to say: “As women we all want to feel sexy, this is how I feel sexy.” She added, “This is how I express myself and I’m sure my son is gonna think his mum rocks when we bring out these pics on his 21st birthday!” Rock on, hot mama!

Craving some sexy time yourself? Come express yourself with us!

Check out more about the pregnant pole dancer here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/03/28/pregnant-pole-dancing

The First Ever Comic Written By and About a Stripper

MelodyIn the 1980s, well before the days of autobiographical comics and everyday depictions of nude dancers, one woman decided to make a comic about her life as an exotic dancer. She worked in a club in downtown Montreal, and it didn’t occur to her that what she was depicting in her comic—basically sex-positive images of strippers—was novel for the time period. It was considered “pornographic” at the time, but this summer, it’s finally getting the attention it deserves.

Drawn & Quarterly published a 350-page collection of her comics, Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer. The stories, originally written in French with a bold black-and-white style, depicted the life of a nude dancer in a refreshingly realistic way. Melody and the other dancers in the comic love their bodies and get naked without shame or judgement. There’s also a lot of humor, showing how the life of a stripper is full of greedy bosses, needy customers and, at the end of the day, hustling to make a buck. Sex and nudity are not shown in a scandalous way: it’s all part of the job and of daily life.

Feel like having some natural, sexy experiences? Three cheers for sex positivity!

Read more about Melody: Story of a Nude Dancer here: https://bitchmagazine.org/post/long-lost-comics-about-working-as-a-nude-dancer-are-now-a-book

Strippers Explain Strip Club Etiquette

Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgLet’s face it, in any establishment there are unwritten rules about how to behave—and this is especially true at a strip club. That’s why some exotic dancers were only too happy to sit down with a writer at Vice to discuss how customers should behave when getting down at the strip club. Here’s the dancers’ best advice for those looking to have some fun, and not piss anyone off:

  1. Don’t try to have sex with the dancers
    Strippers work in the sex industry, but they aren’t sex workers. Meaning, they don’t have sex for money. Don’t ask; it’s rude.
  2. Be nice; don’t be creepy Some strippers have had some not so nice experiences with dudes telling them that they look like a sister or a daughter. That’s creepy. Best not to mention relatives at the strip club.
  3. Wear deodorant
    Body odor kills the mood pretty quick. Be kind; wear deodorant.
  4. Fetish play costs extra If you’ve got a fetish you’d like a dancer to indulge in the champagne room, understand that you will need to pay extra.
  5. Don’t cum in your pants
    If you are going to cum, please give the dancer a heads up (pun intended!) beforehand. It’s not polite to have her sit in your jizz without a warning.
  6. Respect the strippers
    These women are mothers, daughters, sisters, students, future surgeons, you name it. They need to be treated with respect.

Want to have some well-behaved (or not!) fun with us? You know what they say, what happens in the Niteflirt champagne room, stays in the Niteflirt champagne room!

Check out more of the strippers’ best stories and tips.

Strippers Discuss How Magic Mike XXL Stacks Up Against the Real Thing

iStock_000011973469XSmallSure, former-male-stripper-turned-Hollywood-leading-man Channing Tatum has got some hot, hot moves in the new Magic Mike XXL film. But how does he and the other sexy male strippers in the movie stack up against the real thing? To find out, real life exotic dancers watched and critiqued all the hip gyrating and grinding to discuss what the movie gets right about male stripping. Here’s what they said (watch the video below):

Overall, the male strippers were very impressed by the hot moves and the hot bods in the film. Awesome Antonio was especially feeling, “The beat. That sexual beat. That hot sexual beat where you can be like grinding with the music, kinda uh uh uh, ya know.” Uh, yeah. We know, Awesome Antonio. Another guy praised Channing Tatum’s “excellent” moves and said, “We need more guys like this in the business.” One stripper critiqued Tatum’s body, saying he could “be a bit more symmetrical,” while another praised his physique: “If you’re too in shape, you’re very intimidating to the women. Women tend to gravitate toward a man who’s realistic, ya know. Not their husbands, though.” And the strippers were especially impressed by Tatum’s hip-hop, popping-and-locking style, which they thought was fresh and representative of how strippers get down on stage today. To put it another way: go see the movie.

In the mood for some hip gyrating action? Come bring your sexy moves our way!

Check out the video of male strippers critiquing Magic Mike XXL.

China Cracks Down on Strippers—at Funerals

Screen Shot 2015-06-03 at 3.11.13 PMAlthough China is known for its conservative attitude toward sex, the Asian country’s latest crackdown on the sex industry is something that some people might find justified. It seems that Chinese authorities are getting tough on a bizarre and mind-bogglingly popular event at funerals: strippers. Yes, that was not a typo—exotic dancers are frequently hired to perform at funerals in rural China.

It seems that strippers are a way to honor the deceased in a ceremony that is considered by loved ones to be a show of respect. The strippers are paid great sums of money since they are supposed to attract more mourners—including children and people of all ages! Apparently, the erotic entertainment is not only a great send off for the departed being honored but also a good time for everyone involved. Even though stripping is (unfortunately) illegal in China, the fact remains—these mourners sure know how to party!

Feel like having a good time yourself? We are all about erotic partying right here!

Check out some pictures and footage of strippers at funerals here!

Bachelorette Party!

By Kittys Korner Kouch

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Last Thursday my girlfriends and I had a bachelorette party for my friend Jamie. She’s getting married next month and we rented out the local hole in the wall, “Jack & Diane’s”.
Now, we didn’t have a live band, but we did load the jukebox full with dollars!

My bestie Carrie had hired 4 strippers, two guys and two girls, and one of the guys had the most gorgeous milk chocolate skin with locked hair past his ass!  He laid Jamie on the floor and unzipped her pants with his teeth!

The blonde girl stripped Jamie of her bra without even taking her shirt off! So fun! At 11:00 p.m. they opened the bar to the public, because we only rented it till then, and other people started to come in.

There was this one guy wearing a black Harley shirt and tight jeans. He had long dark hair and the bluest eyes ever!  Needless to say I asked him to dance!  Since I am only 5’2″ I barely came up to his shoulders and I was even wearing my knee high boots with the thick 4 inch rubber heels! I swear, his jeans were so tight I could tell what his religion was! OMG! While we were dancing I could feel his hard cock pressed against my stomach!

Now, I am not going to ruin the rest of the night for you! If you want to know what happened after we closed the bar down, you will have to call me!  I look forward to sharing the rest of the events with you!