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8 Funny Tweets That Prove Human Sexuality Is Weird

Some people on Twitter don’t hold anything on back—especially when it concerns sex. Whether they’re keeping it real, waxing poetic, or just being silly, these hilarious tweets prove that there’s nothing humans haven’t thought about when it comes to sex. Here are 8 funny tweets that will make you feel better about the weird thoughts you’ve had about sex.jean_koulev

  1. “Ryan Reynolds looks kind of orange and suddenly I’m wondering if I’m attracted to Oompa Loompas & citrus bc I’m still down #GoldenGlobes”
    If only Oompa Loompas looked like Ryan Reynolds…it could be a new fetish!
  2. “This sensual video of Cole Sprouse eating a hamburger will make you feel some type of way.”
    This proves guys are turned on by everything!
  3. “If I were a lobster, the rubber bands would turn me on, to be honest.”
    Lobsters and bondage—makes sense to us!
  4. “I get turned on by people who make Star Wars references. I’m C3PO-sexual.”
    The force for horniness is strong with this one!
  5. “Cosmopolitan tweets: ‘My husband loves leaving fruit in my vagina all day so he can eat it later.’
    Twitter response: Oh. We just use a bowl in the kitchen.”
    Delicious!
  6. “Hi I’m Katie, my turn-ons include smoking, scrunchies, science & S-E-X. Don’t like rude men, very loud trucks, murder or crowded libraries.”
    The lady knows what she likes!
  7. “Graduate from college and all of a sudden you’re turned on by stainless steel appliances and sales on organic food at Trader Joe’s”
    Yup. Sounds about right.
  8. “WOMAN: guys suck
    GUY: ugh I know right? guys are the worst. except me haha. i am good and nice. can you send me pics of ur feet?”
    It’s funny cause it’s true!

Want to get weird and wild? We never hold anything back here!

Check out more hilarious tweets about sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/theres-a-place-called-glory-hole-donuts-and-you-will-want

TV’s Strangest Sex Scenes

netflixandchillWhile the TV advisory says American Gods contains strong language and scenes of violence, perhaps there should also be a disclaimer about a scene where a woman literally eats a man whole with her pussy during sex? From American Gods to Game of Thrones and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, television has conjured up some truly bizarre erotic encounters. Here are the strangest of the bunch (check out the Guardian’s full list below)

  1. American Horror Story: Coven
    This show definitely has plenty of odd and gratuitous sex scenes—like when Sarah Paulson fucks in a flaming pentagram surrounded by snakes, for instance. But the episode where Queenie gets boned by a minotaur steals the show for sure!
  2. Penny Dreadful
    You’ve never seen a possession like this before! In this sex scene, Eva Green has a fuck fest with an invisible demon. Like in the Exorcist, the bed is bucking around wildly all on its own!
  3. Louie
    While there’s plenty of weird, awkward sex on Louis CK’s show, there are two scenes that really stand out. The first is when Louie has sex with a man wearing a giant, burned bunny mask. The second is when he fucks a lonely neighbor—to the sound of a cheery song about drowning babies in diarrhea!
  4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    When Buffy and punk-rock vampire badass Spike finally get it on, they end up destroying a building in the process. Now that’s what we call a seriously good fuck!
  5. Game of Thrones
    Out of all the sex scenes on GOT, perhaps the weirdest is after Stannis Baratheon and the Red Witch, Melisandre, go at it. When Melisandre’s pussy emits a cloud of evil smoke that starts killing people, the show upped the ante for sex scenes forever!

In the mood for some unique erotic experiences? Let’s get weird!

Check out more of TV’s oddest sex scenes: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/may/01/american-gods-game-of-thrones-the-man-swallowed-whole-by-a-vagina-and-more-of-tvs-strangest-sex-scenes

Do you have a Strange or Taboo Fetish?

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As a society, our list of “taboo” items on any topic evolves over time.  In the 1800’s a bikini clad woman on the beach would have been arrested.  In the early 1900’s the term ‘swingers’was only applied to people sitting on a front porch swing.  If you mention Phone Sex in the wrong crowd today, you’re going to get the crazy eye.  But how about some of these Strange or Taboo Fetishes to spice up your otherwise stale Fetish list…?

Agalmatophilia:

Mannequin Love – this term can apply to someone who’s in love, or having ‘relations’ with a mannequin, doll, or statue… talk about a Stiff.

Ursusagalmatophilia: Plushies or Furries –  This is the term for people who like to dress up in furry outfits and well, get their primal desires satisfied.  It’s a happy community, most of the outfits are intended to be cute and sweet. Awwww.

Partialism/Gas Pedal Honeys: – I’m very familiar with Foot fetish and shoe fantasies but some guys get up to speed simply by seeing images of lady’s high heels placed on the gas pedal?!

Salirophilia:  Get Dirty – Do you shower before sex?  Not if you’re into Salirophilia.  These dirty guys and gals get off on getting muddy, dirty, smearing makeup, food, and anything that makes for a messy scene.

Hybristophilia: Bad boys gone worse! – Most every girl had a crush on the bad boys in high school but if you are totally into Hybristophilia, you’re looking for love behind bars.  Many women even fall for guys serving out a life term for horrible crimes!

Claustrophilia: Tight places – This fetish is centered around me confined in a tight space, not necessarily bound, but just being in a small area like a box.

Odaxelagnia:

Bite Me – A little nibble goes a long way with this group.  They get aroused the more they bite or get bitten. Nibble Nibble!

Want to talk to me about these or any other Freaky Fetishes on your list?  Drop me a message and let me know!