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7 Hilarious Sex Horror Stories On Twitter

volcanoWho doesn’t love a good sex horror story to lift your spirits. We all have some embarrassing story, and the good people on Twitter are more than happy to share theirs. Here are the best/worst ones.

  1. “my worst one was DEFINITELY the time i was on top w this guy & out of NOWHERE the ball of my nipple piercing FELL OFF & LANDED IN HIS MOUTH & HE STARTED CHOKING HAHAHAHA.”
    When naughty piercings go wrong…
  2. “Did it on a bed with wheels and I honestly could not contain myself when we started making our way over to the other side of the room.”
    That’s one way to switch it up!
  3. “Went home with a girl one night (very drunk) to cut a long story short in my taxi home the next morning the taxi driver looks at me and says ‘what’s happened to your face mate, fighting last night was you?’ Period blood everywhere.”
    Accidental blood hound!
  4. “The one and only time I’ve ever had a three way. I got both girls pregnant.”
    Three’s company too?
  5. “giving my bf head in a straight up public street in coolock at 2am and some girl shouted over HOWS IT TASTE and i stopped briefly, shouted FUCKING UNREAL LOVE then continued.”
    Delicious!
  6. “ate some hot wings once and when i went to finger a bird the remains of the hot sauce started burning the insides of her fanny and she started screaming.”
    Not hot…
  7. “I had a guy over and woke up the next morning to find that he SHAVED HIS PUBES IN MY SINK WITH MY RAZOR.”
    Fetish thing?

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Check out more hilarious sex horror stories on Twitter: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamedjackson/sex-horror-stories-straight-from-twitter

7 Wild Stories About Using Food During Sex

genitaliafruitBuzzFeed asked readers what their nuttiest experiences have been using food during sex. And as it turns out, food and sex sometimes do not go together like peas and carrots! Here are their best stories.

  1. “I melted a bar of chocolate, to make things more interesting, but I burned my boyfriend.” When good chocolate goes bad.
  2. “He started pouring champagne on me, but it slid down to my crotch, and that shit must have been about 8,217,273 degrees below zero. It had flash-frozen my ‘little girl.'” No sex in the champagne room…
  3. “He handcuffed me to the bed, blindfolded me, and went to work with ice and whipped cream. But the ice slipped right inside me. I started screaming, and my guy desperately tried to set me free, but of course, he couldn’t find the fucking key for the cuffs! Finally, he decided to try to, uh, suck the ice out — and it worked!” Very resourceful!
  4. “We were staying in and eating sandwiches. I focused on watching the TV. Suddenly, he started eating me out, and while I was still chowing down on a sandwich — fully loaded with cheese, tomato, turkey breast. I felt like Scooby-Doo.” Satisfying and delicious!
  5. “I’ve never used food during sex, but this once, I was right on the brink of climax when he shoved a chocolate in my mouth.” Double your pleasure?
  6. “I’ve eaten strawberry yogurt while using a guy’s dick as a spoon.” That’s one way to do it!
  7. “He decided to dip strawberries into sweetened condensed milk and feed them to me. The milk dripped all over my body, and he licked it off. Sounds sexy, right? But, by the end, I looked like the floor of a nightclub, sticky and gross.” Sometimes sticky is not sexy.

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Check out more wild sex stories involving food: https://www.buzzfeed.com/victornascimento/15-stories-from-people-who-came-up-with-the-idea-o

6 Real-Life Mile High Club Confessions That’ll Leave You Speechless

Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel
Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel

BuzzFeed asked its readers to share their wildest sexual adventures on an airplane, and the results did not disappoint. From finger-banging and blowjobs to full on fucking in the airplane lavatory, these thrill seekers definitely know how to keep things exciting in the air. Here are 6 airplane-sex stories to inspire your next adventure.

  1. “When the person next to us left to go to the bathroom, we ended up doing the dirty right under the blanket. The adrenaline was great, and we ended up doing the same thing on our flight back.”
    Naughty!
  2. “My boyfriend finger-fucked me under a blanket on a plane. On the flight back, I rubbed him off, also under a blanket. My apologies to the flight attendants.”
    That could’ve made for some uncomfortable aisle banter!
  3. “We were on a red-eye back home from a trip to Vegas, and we traded blow jobs. It wasn’t too difficult. The plane was pitch-black and everyone around us was asleep. We didn’t last too long… the thrill of doing something wicked made us both a quick shot.”
    What happens on the plane ride back from Vegas stays on the plane ride back from Vegas.
  4. “It was around 3 a.m. and we were, um, feeling it. While everyone was asleep, we went to the bathroom and did the deed. It was fun, but I’m pretty sure we woke up a few people because when we walked out, I heard two or three people snicker a little.”
    When the mood strikes…
  5. “I’m a flight attendant. I once witnessed a couple who met pre-flight. They boarded, and the other flight attendants and I didn’t realize they had been drinking. In the middle of the flight, they started making out in their seats and taking off their clothes before we were able to stop them from going any further.”
    That must have made for an awkward flight!
  6. “We waited until about 2 a.m. and the lights were all off and the stewardesses stopped roaming. As I jerked him off, I called him ‘daddy’ and he bit his neck pillow to be quiet, right next to the old man who was sleeping next to him.”
    Oh, daddy!

Looking for something naughty yourself? Come on a wild adventure right here!

Check out more airplane-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/ive-had-it-with-these-motherfucking-sinners-on-this

5 Big-Dick Horror Stories

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisAs members of the BuzzFeed community can attest, bigger isn’t always better. They were asked to share their craziest experiences with giant, thick dicks, and the results will make you squirm in sympathy. Here are their big-dick horror stories to scare the pants off you!

  1. Gag brigade
    “My friend was hooking up with a guy who was so big that, while she was blowing him, she literally threw up every drink she had that night on him. It also triggered a chain reaction, and they both spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.” Oof—no happy ending there!
  2. Jaw-droppingly big
    “I dislocated my jaw trying to give a blow job once.” This shows serious blow job dedication!
  3. Giant Pringles can
    This guy made a bet with his Tinder date that whoever had the biggest dick got to top. “I was speechless when he pulled out a throbbing Pringles can.” Needless to say, it took him “an extra long time to walk up the stairs the next day!”
  4. Tasty delight
    What happens when you get lockjaw in the middle of giving a blow job to your big, girthy boyfriend? “It got to the point where I couldn’t open my mouth wide enough to get his dick out, so I had to pry my mouth open with my fingers. Whoops.”
  5. 12 inches!
    This lady got a whole lot more than she bargained for when her crush’s pants came off: “I asked him how big he was…12 inches. I was all in though! I gave him a few hours of mind-blowing sex. After it was over, I experienced my first walk of shame through my ENTIRE neighborhood and could literally barely walk. Totally worth it, though.”

Looking for some intense experiences yourself? We are always all in!

Check out more big-dick horror stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/throbbing-pringles-can

8 Wild Vacation Hookup Confessions 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_wingmanappWhat’s the best part of vacation? Hot and crazy flings, of course! From threesomes to oral in an Uber, the people of Whisper are doing vacation right with these scandalous hookup confessions.

  1. “I hooked up with the guy sitting next to me on the plane when I was flying to the Bahamas for a family vacation.”
    Haven’t even landed and already starting the vacay off to a very memorable start!
  2. “I cheated on my bf while I was on vacation because there were too many hot guys and I didn’t want to have any regrets.”
    YOLO!
  3. “I once had sex on vacation when I was sharing a hotel room with my sister. She was asleep in the bed next to us.”
    Naughty!
  4. “I slept with a police officer when I was high and on vacation.”
    And were there handcuffs involved?
  5. “I had sex with a random stranger on vacation while my boyfriend watched us.”
    Sounds like everyone involved enjoyed this kinky tryst!
  6. “Ended up having sex with a close friend while on vacation. Both of us are married and our spouses are friends too. Got complicated.”
    Oops—sounds like a major case of the vacation blues!
  7. “My husband and I had a threesome with a man we met on vacation recently. It was such a good experience! It recharged our sex life and now we can’t keep our hands off each other.”
    The magic of vacation…
  8. “My friend went down on me in the back of an Uber when we were on vacation together.”
    Sounds like a wild ride!

Looking to get wild yourself? No need to travel—come get scandalous right here!

Check out more crazy vacation hookup confessions: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/12/23/sex-on-the-beach

10 Sex Confessions That Will Make You Squirm With Embarrassment 

Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 3.23.26 PMThe good folks on Whisper are proof that sometimes sex can be super embarrassing. From yelling out the wrong thing to bodily mishaps, everyone has an awkward sex story. But you can be thankful that these ones will probably put yours to shame. Here are 10 truly cringeworthy sex confessions.

  1. “Once during sex, as I was climaxing, I shouted ‘That’s finger-licking good!’”
    Sounds like someone was craving something sweet, sticky, and delicious!
  2. “One time I accidentally started singing the Pokemon theme song during sex. My girlfriend thankfully went with it.”
    Naughty, naughty Pokemon!
  3. “Tonight in the middle of having sex my husband lost all interest and just got up to go play video games.”
    Grounds for divorce?
  4. “Was in the middle of having sex and I literally lost my boner due to her high pitched moans.”
    Danger: sex might cause irreversible ear damage.
  5. “One time I was so drunk I was meowing during sex.”
    Bad kitty!
  6. “Once during sex I accidentally shouted out my teacher’s name. That was awkward.”
    Hot for teacher?
  7. “Once I made a girl recite the Pledge of Allegiance while having sex with me…”
    Talk about patriotism!
  8. “One time I let a girl choke me during sex. I passed out. She stole my watch.”
    When getting rough goes wrong…
  9. “One time I bit a guy during sex and he said he didn’t like it rough. I told him to go home.”
    Another one bites the dust.
  10. “My roommate walked into my room while I was having sex with my girlfriend and said ‘player 3 has joined the game.’”
    Wonder if that ever works…?

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Check out more embarrassing sex confessions: https://www.bustle.com/articles/197221-20-people-share-the-most-embarrassing-things-that-happened-during-sex

8 Sex Stories That Will Put Your Awkward Sexual Encounters To Shame

imagesSex with someone new should be really hot, right? Well, according to people on Whisper, sometimes it’s just really awkward. Here are 8 anonymous confessions that will probably put your most awkward sexual encounters to shame. You’re welcome.

  1. “Once during sex I was thinking about what I need to get at the grocery store and accidentally screamed out ‘carrots!’” I’ll have what she’s having?
  2. “One time my wig fell off during sex and the guy was scared that he pulled my hair out.” Wardrobe malfunction!
  3. “I stopped in the middle of having sex so I could tuck my dog in for the night.” You bad, bad boy!
  4. “Mid-sex, he totally killed the mood when he put a hand on each thigh and said…’Open Sesame!’ and yes, he was serious!” Did you respond with, ‘CLOSED’?
  5. “In the middle of having sex with someone, he asked if I wanted to check my texts…” Did he send a sext?
  6. “Once I was playing music during sex and my favorite song came on and I started singing out loud and got up to dance.” Naked dancing—that could get dangerous!
  7. “I had sex on the first date. He lasted 2 minutes, yelled ‘I won!’ as he finished and then fell asleep.” Score!
  8. “I hit my Fitbit goal during sex and was so excited I said something and ruined the moment.” Excited for all the wrong reasons…

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Check out more awkward sex stories: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/these-sex-stories-are-awkward-omg_us_582df26fe4b099512f816a1f