Doomsday Prepper Rams Forklift Into An Adult Shop To Steal Sex Toys

What does every bunker at the end of the world need? Sex toys, of course! A doomsday fanatic who thought the world was ending amid the coronavirus pandemic decided he needed to stock up on the essentials—by stealing a forklift and crashing it into an adult shop.

The prepper drove into the front doors of the Playhouse Adult Store in the UK before taking off with sex toys and lingerie. The former crane driver then went on a crime spree, stealing hundreds of dollars worth of products in other towns. The man pleaded guilty to more than 40 charges of entering premises, fraud, stealing and unlicensed driving—hopefully he got to enjoy his “goodies” before heading to jail.

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Check out more about a Doomsday prepper ramming a stolen forklift into an adult shop to steal sex toys: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9150585/Doomsday-preper-rams-ute-adult-shop-steal-sex-toys-lingerie.html

Bandits Reportedly Execute Largest Sex Toy Heist In History

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dildosGermany is shocked to learn of a sex toy heist believed to be the largest ever in history. According to the NY Post, bandits “gave a vibrator company the shaft” recently when they snatched nearly $57,000 in erotic goods from a Berlin-based sex trade show. Fun Toys London, who was robbed at the Venus Exhibition, posted on Facebook that it was “the largest recorded theft of sex toys in history.”

The violated sex toy company had passed out samples of kinky treats at the convention, packing the leftovers in boxes at the end of the event. But when they returned to pick them up the next day, they discovered all the boxes empty and the sex toys ransacked. Fun Toys makes a range of sex toys for women and men with the slogan “Orgasm Delivery.” With any luck, the sex toy company will get to see the bandits’ O-face—when they get caught.

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Here’s more about the largest sex toy heist in history: https://nypost.com/2017/10/20/bandits-execute-largest-sex-toy-heist-in-history/