Naked Donald Trump Statue In a City Near You 

trump statueA statue of Donald Trump popped up in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Cleveland and Seattle last week, assaulting innocent bystanders with a frightening image: the Donald, totally in the nude. The 300 pound statue depicts an austere looking Trump (the artist used the word “constipated”) with veiny limbs, macaroni-like pubes, a tiny pink dick and, best of all, no balls. In fact, the plaque at Trump’s feet reads: “The emperor has no balls.

“The work is signed Indecline, the name of an anonymous anarchist street art collective whose past works include putting the names of black victims of police brutality on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,” reports the Huffington Post. The actual statues were constructed by an artist known for making monsters for haunted houses, who jumped at the chance to create the work: “Trump is just yet another monster, so it was absolutely in my wheelhouse to be able to create these monstrosities.” When asked why Indecline choose to make Trump without balls, they explained “We decided to depict Trump without his balls because we refuse to acknowledge that he is a man. He is a small arrogant child and thus, has nothing in the way of testicles.” One thing’s for sure, onlookers will never forget seeing a naked monster in their city!

Looking for a little entertainment yourself? We’ll have you wailing… but not in terror!

Check out more about the nude Donald Trump statue here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naked-donald-trump-sculpture-indecline_us_57b5d9d0e4b034dc73260c94

Nicki Minaj’s Asslicious Wax Sculpture

Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Las Vegas
Getty Images for Madame Tussauds Las Vegas

Madame Tussauds wax museum in Las Vegas unveiled its latest attraction last week: a very sexy statue of the very sexy Nicki Minaj. She’s posed like she was in her “Anaconda” music video—down on all fours, wearing very little clothing, with her big, luscious ass up in the air. The figure took six months to create and hundreds of precise body measurements to bring Minaj’s curvy shape to life. And so far, the attraction has garnered some not so family-friendly attention from saucy guests.

There has already been a string of naughty photos posted to Instagram and social media with Minaj’s statue. In one, a man is mounting Minaj from behind while pulling her hair. In another, a group of frisky women grab her ass, tits, and pretend to lick her ass “like a cupcake.” Madame Tussauds is currently re-positioning the statue to dissuade patrons from taking any more racy photos with it. But the real Nicki Minaj has had a good sense of humor about the debacle so far.

Want to have some naughty good times yourself? We’ve got plenty of asslicious sex appeal for your anaconda right here!

Here’s more about Nicki Minaj’s wax sculpture.