Tag: Spooky

Tumblr Porn Bots Have Started Commenting On Horror Art Posts

7350054890_99bf861756_oA horror artist who posts on Tumblr got a comment that was actually stranger than his spooky work. It seems one of the site’s infamous porn bots added the caption “Come to me and get a good fuck.” Obviously, it went viral, and was shared over 9,000 times by tickled Twitter users who saw the artist’s Tumblr.

As one tweet said, the comment really puts “the ‘head’ in ‘siren head.’” Another user quipped, “Ol’ grandpa slime needs a hoggin.’” But we can only guess—as one astute tweet pointed out—that horror and porn is probably someone’s kink!

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Check out more about Tumblr porn bots commenting on horror art posts:https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krishrach/tumblr-porn-bot-art-stolen

7 Spooky Halloween Sex Toys

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zWe’ve got just the thing for you to get festive and frisky this Halloween: spooky sex toys! From vampires to monsters, these Halloween-themed sex toys are sure to put you in the mood to celebrate. Here are 7 Halloween sex toys to help you explore your darker side.

  1. Dracula Dildo
    This blood-red dildo feels like real skin and will have you crying “NosferaDO ME!”
  2. Frankenstein Dildo
    This monster dildo is ghoulish, green, and stitched together using bolts that are sure to make you scream!
  3. Alien Male Masturbator
    This one’s great for all kinds of wild solo space adventures. You’ll definitely have an out-of-this-world sexual experience!
  4. Jack-O-Lantern Cock Ring
    This smiling, vibrating jack is ready to show you how he earned his name.
  5. Glow-in-the-Dark Ghost Butt Plug
    You’re in for some otherworldly pleasure!
  6. Alien Double Dildo
    You’ll be bursting with orgasms! After all, no one can hear you scream in space…
  7. Tombstone Paddle
    This kinky silicone paddle will make you yearn for the afterlife!

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Check out more Halloween-themed sex toys: https://www.buzzfeed.com/elizabethlilly/halloween-sex-toys

Find a Boo With These Halloween Pick Up Lines

genie-lampWhat is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? Something about dressing up in a costume makes everyone want to get spooky, if you know what we mean. This Halloween, get a sexy treat with these pick up lines.

  1. “I don’t have a costume, can I go as your date?”
    Cheesy, but effective.
  2. “You make my heart beat faster than a haunted house.”
    Haunting!
  3. “Are you a ghost? You’ve been haunting my dreams all night.”
    What ghost wouldn’t want to go all night with this pick up line?
  4. “I ‘witch’ you’d go out with me.”
    Scary good!
  5. “It’s scary how good we’d look together.”
    Awww, er, we mean, ahhhh!
  6. “Went trick-or-treating, but I didn’t get any Hershey’s. Can you share some kisses?”
    How sweet!
  7. “Will you zom-be mine?”
    Only if you’re up for (All) Night Of the Living Dead!
  8. “I’m the ghoul for you.”
    Sounds ghoul to us!
  9. “You’re bewitching.”
    Better watch out—we’ll put a spell on you!
  10. “You must be a zombie, you’re drop-dead gorgeous.”
    We’ll eat you alive!

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Check out more Halloween pick up lines: https://www.refinery29.com/halloween-pick-up-lines-openers#slide-14

British Athletes Claim ‘Sex Ghost’ Haunted Their Reality Show 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasm8Two British athletes are scaring up publicity for their new reality show in a very spooky—or is it sexy?—way. The stars of “The Jump,” a show where celebrities compete in snow sports, claim that a sex ghost haunted their hotel rooms. During the episode, British paralympian Kadeena Cox reportedly asked for a new room after an alleged paranormal sexual encounter, which retired rugby star Gareth Thomas concurred.

“She had a ghost going in and out of her. She had a sleep thing,” he said, according to the Sun. “She wishes it were a person…”. The feeling was apparently so real to her, she asked for a room change, as did Thomas. Ghost sex is actually not that new—just last year, Bobby Brown promoted his autobiography by a claiming he had sex with a ghost—and he also clarified, “I was not high.” Kesha also recently claimed to have had a randy romp with a male ghost. While there are people called “spectrophilliacs” who fantasize about spooky sexual encounters, the reality show sex ghost was probably a vivid sexual hallucination common to people going in and out of sleep…or was it?

Looking for an out-of-this-world experience? Let’s get spooky!

Check out more about a sex ghost haunting a reality show here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kadeena-cox-gareth-thomas-sex-ghost_us_5898bee8e4b09bd304bca6b5