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Space Tourists Will Be Banned From Having Sex In Space

If you want to join the 100-Mile High Club, your kinky plans may be thwarted. Space tourists may have to sign legal documents prohibiting sex during their flight. NASA has long avoided the question of sex between astronauts, having previously insisted that “no humans have ever had sex in space.”

While astronauts are trained to keep a lid on any sexual urges during long spells in space, the public may not be so restrained. According to a professor of astrobiology at Cranfield University, there are “unanswered biological and legal questions” surrounding sex in space that need to be “urgently addressed” before tourists can get frisky in zero gravity. He claims the space tourism industry could easily get sued if any space-naughtiness results in conception since we don’t yet know the risks involved.

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Australians Can’t Stop Having Sex To the ‘Star Wars’ Cantina Band

sexinspaceWhen you think of sexy songs to make love to, Barry White or Marvin Gaye usually comes to mind. But if you’re an Australian—and also a Star Wars fan—there’s only one band that’s going to put you in the mood: the Star Wars Cantina band. According to Spotify, Australians love banging to Frank Ocean, Kings of Leon, and also these guys.

“But for those who want to get right down to business,” Spotify said, “‘Cantina Band’ from the Star Wars: A New Hope Soundtrack, by John Williams, takes out the No. 1 spot on the top sexy time playlists, by a landslide.” While it might sound kind of, um, weird to fuck to Star Wars (unless you’re playing out some kind of kinky fantasy), the film’s Wikipedia page helps put things into perspective with the song’s description as “an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.” But the real Jedi mind-trick is the name of the music styling: Jizz. May the force be with you, Cantina!

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Meet the First Porn Star to be Sent Into Space

Pornhub has ambitions to use the space tourism industry to make the first ever space porn! The porn site is trying to raise three million dollars through an Indiegogo campaign to send porn stars Eve Lovia and Johnny Sins to fuck in zero-gravity. But with a little over a week left and only $235,000 raised, its featured porn stars might not be able to join the ultimate mile high club after all. Thankfully, CoCo Brown is stepping up to become the first porn star to be sent into space.

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She’s part of an elite program that will train 100 people to travel into space by earning their astronaut wings for the bargain price of $100,000 (new technology has made space tourism much more affordable now than when it first started—think $20 million for an hour of sightseeing). Although CoCo Brown won’t be testing out what space sex is like for all us curious and randy earthlings, she is excited to learn if her boobs will float. She says, “You notice the rest of your body losing gravity but I’d like to see… Do fake boobs do something weird in space? I don’t know…” Floating boobs will have to do until the day when porn will boldly go where no sex film has gone before! Space porn: the New Final Frontier.

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