Space Tourists Will Be Banned From Having Sex In Space

If you want to join the 100-Mile High Club, your kinky plans may be thwarted. Space tourists may have to sign legal documents prohibiting sex during their flight. NASA has long avoided the question of sex between astronauts, having previously insisted that “no humans have ever had sex in space.”

While astronauts are trained to keep a lid on any sexual urges during long spells in space, the public may not be so restrained. According to a professor of astrobiology at Cranfield University, there are “unanswered biological and legal questions” surrounding sex in space that need to be “urgently addressed” before tourists can get frisky in zero gravity. He claims the space tourism industry could easily get sued if any space-naughtiness results in conception since we don’t yet know the risks involved.

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Scientists Say It’s Finally Time To Study Sex In Space

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NASA is finally DTF! NASA has admitted it may have to study sex in space if humanity is ever going to make it to other planets. A growing number of scientists argue it’s essential for human survival on long journeys, arguing “love and sex are central to human life.”

After years of avoiding the subject, NASA seems more open: “Should a future need for more in-depth study on reproductive health in space be identified, NASA would take the appropriate steps.” Scientists published research last year saying we’ll need to “learn how to safely reproduce and build pleasurable intimate lives in space.” They are worried about the “detrimental impact” long travels through space could have on sex-deprived astronauts.

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Check out more about NASA agreeing with scientists that it’s time to finally study sex in space: https://nypost.com/2022/03/03/why-scientists-are-saying-its-time-to-study-sex-in-space/

Donald Glover Agrees That Lando Is Pansexual

gaypo0rnSolo actor Donald Glover said his character Lando Calrissian likes to fuck women and men, both human and non-human, because basically anything goes in space. Lando’s sexuality has been a hot-button topic lately after Solo co-writer Jonathan Kasdan said the character is pansexual. He explained that Glover’s character is “fluid on the spectrum of sexuality.”

Glover weighed in during an interview with Entertainment Weekly Radio, saying “How can you not be pansexual in space? There are so many things to have sex with.” He adds, “Yeah, he’s coming on to everybody. Like, who cares? Have good time out here.” Many fans are glad to see queer representation in sci-fi, while others are disappointed that the character’s fluid sexuality is not explicit in the show.

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Check out more about Donald Glover talking about his pansexual character: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/donald-glover-lando-pansexual/

What it’s Like to Have Sex in Space

sexinspaceIf you’re into astronomy (and fucking), you’ve probably wondered at some point what sex in space would be like. Pornhub is currently trying to crowdfund the first ever x-rated space encounter to answer this question, but science tells us it might not be that easy. Though NASA once sent a married couple up into space together, the pair are not kissing and telling—which is the same for the other 540 or so people who’ve traveled above Earth. So what do we know about what it would be like to fuck in space?

Based on evidence from NASA and the Kinsey Institute (who have also wondered about cosmic coitus), sex in a gravity-less environment wouldn’t really work out that well. First, instead of blood flowing to the genitals in men and women, in space it would flow to the head, making it hard to get or maintain an erection, or even to feel aroused. It would also be difficult to stay in sexual positions in zero-gravity, not to mention how physically demanding it would be since you lose so much strength and muscle-mass in space. It’d also be pretty messy, since there’s no where for the fluids to go: it just sort of builds up, like an unsexy sponge.

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Meet the First Porn Star to be Sent Into Space

Pornhub has ambitions to use the space tourism industry to make the first ever space porn! The porn site is trying to raise three million dollars through an Indiegogo campaign to send porn stars Eve Lovia and Johnny Sins to fuck in zero-gravity. But with a little over a week left and only $235,000 raised, its featured porn stars might not be able to join the ultimate mile high club after all. Thankfully, CoCo Brown is stepping up to become the first porn star to be sent into space.

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She’s part of an elite program that will train 100 people to travel into space by earning their astronaut wings for the bargain price of $100,000 (new technology has made space tourism much more affordable now than when it first started—think $20 million for an hour of sightseeing). Although CoCo Brown won’t be testing out what space sex is like for all us curious and randy earthlings, she is excited to learn if her boobs will float. She says, “You notice the rest of your body losing gravity but I’d like to see… Do fake boobs do something weird in space? I don’t know…” Floating boobs will have to do until the day when porn will boldly go where no sex film has gone before! Space porn: the New Final Frontier.

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