Tag: Song

Charlie Puth Shares He Once Masturbated To Maroon 5 Song

Charlie Puth revealed in a NSFW new interview that he once masturbated to a Maroon 5 song. “The first song I ever jerked off to was fucking ‘This Love’ by Maroon 5,” he said. “Now I’m good friends with Adam Levine,” Puth continued. “[I told him] and he was like, ‘That’s really weird.’”

Puth spoke openly about the value of sex and how it intertwines with his music career: “This is a really weird sentence, but if you took the instrumental only of my music, I want people to almost get turned on by the frequency,” he said. A comedian on Twitter once called him out for being horny, saying “If someone doesn’t fuck him soon I fear the worst.” He responded to the tweet in the interview, “I think I actually had sex that night when I saw that [tweet]. [But] it made me think, ‘Wow, people really do understand me.’ I’m really horny. I think to be a creative, you have to be a little bit.”

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Check out more about Charlie Puth masturbating to a Maroon 5 song: https://pagesix.com/2022/06/01/charlie-puth-on-adam-levines-reaction-to-maroon-5-masturbation

Viral Video Shows Teen Playing Pornhub Theme At School Talent Show

cup-1010916_1920An adventurous teen showed off his talent in front of his entire school by playing the intro to all the Pornhub community videos. But that’s not the best part—it’s obvious from the reaction seen in the now viral video that a whole lot of kids at that school knew exactly what the song was. Twitter is impressed with the young man’s ballsy heroics: “Not all heroes wear capes,” Twitter user @wavybot declared, to which @riddledittle responded, “But some watch porn.”

Some Twitter users were surprised Pornhub has a theme song: “The fact that all [these] children caught on to it that quick and I’m here like ‘the fuck! They had a theme song’ I skip to the good parts,” Twitter user @Miss_Glow_ wrote. Others wanted to know which faculty member awkwardly ratted him out by admitting they knew what the song was. There’s one thing everyone can agree on: Pornhub should totally give him a free lifetime subscription for his activism…when he turns 18.

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Check out more about a teen playing the Pornhub theme song at his school’s talent show: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/pornhub-theme-drums-talent-show/

Australians Can’t Stop Having Sex To the ‘Star Wars’ Cantina Band

sexinspaceWhen you think of sexy songs to make love to, Barry White or Marvin Gaye usually comes to mind. But if you’re an Australian—and also a Star Wars fan—there’s only one band that’s going to put you in the mood: the Star Wars Cantina band. According to Spotify, Australians love banging to Frank Ocean, Kings of Leon, and also these guys.

“But for those who want to get right down to business,” Spotify said, “‘Cantina Band’ from the Star Wars: A New Hope Soundtrack, by John Williams, takes out the No. 1 spot on the top sexy time playlists, by a landslide.” While it might sound kind of, um, weird to fuck to Star Wars (unless you’re playing out some kind of kinky fantasy), the film’s Wikipedia page helps put things into perspective with the song’s description as “an upbeat, swinging genre of music, most notably performed by Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes and the Max Rebo Band.” But the real Jedi mind-trick is the name of the music styling: Jizz. May the force be with you, Cantina!

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Check out more about the Star Wars’ song Australians just can’t stop boning to: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/australia-spotify-sexy-song-star-wars-cantina-band/

Comedian Nails Song About All the Horny Parents Who Just Want To Fuck 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistAs so many parents will lament, kids can be a real downer when it comes to getting laid. So one comedian turned her sexual frustration into a hilarious song called “Parental Lovin‘” (watch below). Because sometimes, all parents want to do is “close the baby gate and have a date.”

She sings, “Let’s give the kids some goldfish and turn the TV on. They’ll never even know we’re gone.” When horny parents get “five minutes,” they know to just “go down south, no time for kissing on the mouth.” This is what some quick parental lovin’ looks like: “Scooby Dooby Do me. Pork my Peppa Pig. Yo Gabba Gabba grab my boobies. Pocoyo you poke-a-me. Stuff my Doc McStuffins. Paw Patrol my Jungle Junction.” Wow, those feisty parents—and the names of those children’s shows—are filthy!

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Check out the song “Parental Lovin’” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-song-goes-out-to-all-the-parents-who-just-want-to-have-sex_us_5800eef9e4b0e8c198a78b18

People Are Starting To Realize What Ariana Grande’s Naughty Song ‘Side To Side’ Is Really About

hotgirlbikeSometimes, when you’re jamming out to a seemingly innocent song and you suddenly realize it’s not that innocent (to paraphrase Britney Spears), it’s like a (dirty) light bulb goes off above your head. And lately, a lot of shocked listeners have been having this reaction to Ariana Grande’s new song, “Side To Side.” While at first it might seem like she’s just talking about riding a bike, upon closer listening, she is definitely talking about something much much naughtier.

As Lena Dunham said on social media: “Jack just explained that the song Side to Side is about getting railed so hard you can’t walk. SO MANY EMOTIONZ.” So, yes, the lyric “ride dick bicycle” is in fact about getting dick so bomb you can’t walk straight. And “wrist icicle” is when you give a hand job and the cum drips off your wrist. Bless your smutty heart, Ariana!

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Check out more about the real, nasty meaning of Ariana Grande’s song “Side To Side”: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/ariana-and-dick-so-bomb-you-cant-walk

There’s a R&B Song About When Sex Goes Horribly Wrong

imagesR&B songs always make sex sound, well, so sexy (not to mention also make you want to have sex immediately!). But let’s face it, sometimes sex doesn’t go the way it does in a R&B song. Comedian Nikki Glaser understands this, and so she teamed up with Omarion to write a song about sex that “Usher makes look so easy” but how, somehow, “something always goes wrong.”

A lot of these scenarios (which Nikki got from real dudes sharing their worst sex stories) might seem familiar: “Nuts on your chin, when my mom walks in.” Or what about when you “can’t find no lube in this hotel room” so you have to use shampoo: ”Got Johnson & Johnson all over my Johnson.” And the situations definitely aren’t pretty, like when your girl’s on her period—so you fuck her in the ass! We all know how it goes when you try to “make that pussy dry,” but just can’t “fuck like they do in a R&B song.”

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Check out the R&B song about when sex goes wrong here: https://jezebel.com/omarion-and-nikki-glaser-sing-about-what-happens-when-s-1782417942

Finally, a Love Song About Ass-Play

If Boyz II Men were trying to seduce a lady in a not-safe-for-radio version of “I’ll Make Love To You,” it’d sound something like the Youtube sensation Buckwheat Groats’ song “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt.” The song is a romantic love letter to analingus and the “hella freaky stuff” you do for love. Because when you love someone, you just wanna “eat the butt like a ‘meaty p zone’ from Pizza Hut”!

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Tonight, Buckwheat really, really wants to eat Bae’s butt. He wants to “eat it like a snack. Eat it like the Times wrote a 4-star review on that ass crack.” But he understands “you might have some reservations about eating booty, like what’s gonna happen if I go in there and see some doodee.” It’s cool though, cause he knows “that salad gotta get tossed,” so believe him when he says it’s no big deal if he gets some “extra dressing.” Yeah, just relax, girl, and “clamp those butt cheeks on my head and then smother me.”

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Check out Buckwheat Groats’ love ballad for the ages “Tonight I’m Gonna Eat the Butt” here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/analingus-music-video/

You Won’t Believe this Filthy Song That Puts Real Sexts to Music

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_phonesexA music student at Vanderbilt University found inspiration for his viral song in a pretty unexpected place: sexts. The filthy, hilarious song whose lyrics are taken from “real, word-for-word consensual texts sent to a young woman by fraternity members” is unlike anything you’ve ever heard. “Texts From A Beta” has had more than 283,000 views on YouTube—and its popularity has as much to do with the pornographic content as with the ridiculousness of the sexts themselves!

This is how the song starts: “I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open/ I’m so hungover and I need to fuck. // Wanna get filled later?/ Can you blow me? // Wanna fuck your throat for a while.” The musician said he got the idea for the song after his female friend showed him the dirty sexts she’d been getting from frat guys. The reason he put the sexts to music was to get laughs, pure and simple: “My friend wasn’t offended by these texts,” he said. Other lyrics include such gems as “There’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited” and “My load + your face.” Stay classy, frat dudes.

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Check out the song that puts sexts to music here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/texts-from-a-beta-matt-rafferty_us_56a64c49e4b076aadcc73d42